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pajeet chronicles Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)00:29:28 No.79602171 >>79602235 >>79602247 >>79602731 >>79602767 >be me >a poor student >living in a crazy expensive city in ivy belt >can't afford dorm >living off campus housing with another dude >two more rooms are still empty >need two more to share the rent >find two international students, one of them is a pajeet >they move in >pajeet starts washing his bottom with water and makes the entire bathroom wet >we all told him not to >then suddenly from the next day, the entire house started to stink like stale poop >later we found out that pajeet started to wipe with tissue, but instead of flushing them, he is keeping those wiped tissues in the trashcan under the basin, under the kitchen sink, trashcan in his room and so on >literally everywhere in the house why is my life like this?

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

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Anon sides with Chucky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 342 KB PNG gutted 11/28/24(Thu)13:13:51 No.206436815 Does anyone else think this kid's parents needed to beat him some more? I swear to f------ god if this p------------ kept annoying me about his retarded doll I would have kicked his ass into a wall and stomped him until he couldn't move. Kid should've been the first Chucky

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File: IMG 2867.jpg (66 KB, 800x450) ☐ Anonymous 11/24/24(Sun)17:01:36 No.206239810 ► >>206239942 >>206241676 >>206242207 >>206242828 >>206242872 >>206243099 >>206243355 >Goes to see wicked >Sneak in food obviously >Child comes out different color, father doesn't divorce but raises the kid anyway >Made fun of for skin color >Turns out she's super nice and good >Everyone realizes they shouldn't judge based on race >Judge her based on race at the end anyway >Google what happens in Wizard of Oz >The same witch goes on to enslave an entire group of people and animals >Tortures a lion >Enslaves some poor foreign girl >Witch is killed and everyone is happy to not be oppressed >Turns out they were right to judge based on skin color What did they mean by this?

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Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: G19+RQjQ) Australia Social Media Ban ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/28/24(Thu)17:11:29 No.489853764 BBC Australian social media ban on under-16s approved by Senate 10 hours ago 54 KB PNG Why are parents so quick to blame everything wrong with their children on anything but themselves? >Childhood Obesity >"Its all the sugar in the food" N----, you feed them. We don't need to age restrict candy to resolve this problem. >Bad Grades >"Its le teachers fault" S--- for brains, You need to make sure that your child is doing their homework and grounding them for getting bad grades. >Bad Behaviour >"My Child is out of control! I need to complain about this on a TV documentary" Ever heard of a belt? >Social media and Phone use >"Social media is making my child addicted to their phone!!!!" You have arms? Do you not know how to grab a phone from your child? Why must they insist on some kind of nanny state bureaucracy to do their job for them, on my dime? Do they no realise that eventually that this will end up biting them in the ass when they have to present ID when logging on to facebook to rage about liberals or having to present ID to buy snacks? And what pisses me off about this most is that these Ideas sound nice to world leaders around the world, especially in the EU, and this begins a global bureaucratic circle jerk, generating an endless stream of terrible regulations. But I digress. This is Australia that I'm talking about. These retards have really lived up to their prison Island origins.

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: Anonymous 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me at 16 >go to quinceañera party >have a good time >next day mom invites me to her friends house >bored so accept 155 KB PNG >fast forward to friends house >mom in kitchen chatting with friends >me chilling in living room on phone >mom's friend's daughter comes out of room and sits in living room with me >start making conversation and eventually ask her if she went to the party yesterday >"uh.. yeah. it was my quinceañera.." >mfw my dumbass realized I asked a girl if she went to her own party

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 2.79 MB GIF Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/28/24(Thu)14:11:15 No.79597339 >gf broke up with me because she couldn't keep up with my sex drive is it wrong to want to have sex with your gf 2-3 times a day? 11/28/24(Thu)16:10:14 No.79598408 >>79597339 (OP) >Girlfriend broke up with you because you were attracted to her Sounds about right

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 11/28/24(Thu)15:37:06 No.79598116 96 KB JPG >comfy as f--- >high durability >multiple pockets for storagemaxxing >cheap >noooooo, but you look like an incel, and I won't give you sex!!! don't care, I won't be getting sex regardless just take cargopill Anonymous >>79598116 (OP) I'm fat and I wear nothing but these. Ultra comfy and versatile. 11/28/24(Thu)15:39:32 No.79598140

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Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)10:19:41 No.927960349 Look man, It doesn't really matter if she had a knife or not, the cop only shot her due to racism and bigotry. Don't you remember having knife fights as kids too? Totally common and normal behavior. Let kids be kids lol. Look, if I was the cop. I would have just disarmed her. Ya know, kinda like how Captain America disarmed the Winter Soldier in the MCU, or how Harry Potter disarmed Voldemort. No need for a fatal shot. MARVEL They/Them #BLM Proud Cuck 1730471152878168.jpg >>927958495 (OP) # 59 KB JPG >there is a correlation between intelligence and lack of belief >unless the belief is in something we promote like gays, n------, trannies, clot shot, global warming, trump being a nazi, etc., in this case you're dumb if you lack belief

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

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Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

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pajeet chronicles Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)00:29:28 No.79602171 >>79602235 >>79602247 >>79602731 >>79602767 >be me >a poor student >living in a crazy expensive city in ivy belt >can't afford dorm >living off campus housing with another dude >two more rooms are still empty >need two more to share the rent >find two international students, one of them is a pajeet >they move in >pajeet starts washing his bottom with water and makes the entire bathroom wet >we all told him not to >then suddenly from the next day, the entire house started to stink like stale poop >later we found out that pajeet started to wipe with tissue, but instead of flushing them, he is keeping those wiped tissues in the trashcan under the basin, under the kitchen sink, trashcan in his room and so on >literally everywhere in the house why is my life like this?

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