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: Anonymous (ID: Y6A8X65U my final confession 02/27/22(Sun)22:59:44 No.364010521 well, since the world is about to end bros, I think I should get this off my chest and tell you about the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me in my life 817 KB PNG >be 20 yr old NEET >parents very understanding, never pressured me to get a job >but my mom would always be on me about getting a girlfriend >tell her that I'm not the "chad" style of man, not easy to get girls (that's why l'm still a virgin) >she reassures me l'm very handsome >tells me to try looking for girls on dating sites, but I tell her l've already been using tinder for years with not even one date >fast forward 2 weeks >get a match on tinder finally >profile of a really cute girl names amber >we match and hit it off instantly >she likes everything I like, same anime and video games, talk for hours every night >try to set up a date >she keeps deflecting >eventually pressure her, she goes quiet >my mom comes into my den and admits that she was amber the whole time >tells me she just wanted to make me feel confident about talking to girls >later that day she drives me to dennys for dinner and jokingly calls it our "first date" I just can't hold it in anymore, now you all know my pain and suffering

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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