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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Anon plays resident evil 5 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Re5 11/13/24(Wed)03:53:06 No.694466259 Resident-Evil-5-HD---PlayStation-4.jpg 181 KB JPG >be me in 2010 >Christmas break >Get RE5 >No siblings so play online >Rando jumps on and plays the entire game with me >He plays super nice, helps me out at needed moments and such >I never see or hear of this dude again once we beat it Bros I just want there to be an afterlife so I can find him there and thank him

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Many such cases | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun)18:31:38 No.7436796 >talking to mum >"Have any plans today?" >Not really (same as every other time you've asked) >"..." >"Do you want to come to the store with me?" >Ok >"Do you still make those songs you used to do?" >Not really >"Were there any music clubs at your uni?" >Yeah but I didn't really feel like it >"How are people in your course?" >Idk I haven't really talked to them Every time she talks to me I'm reminded of what a failure I've become in the last few years I joined no clubs/societies I made no friends in uni I barely do any of the things I used to love doing anymore All I do is go to the gym and go home and try to will myself to read 2 pages a book and waste my entire day doing nothing and taking to no-one in what is supposed to be the prime of my life I can't even bring myself to act happy around my family anymore I just walk around like soulless husk trying to muster a half hearted smile from time to time when I manage to look up from the floor

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Anon is looking for a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

3h (8/30 18:33) 74568726 14 Re - 3 Img JPG 670KB (1200 × 1689) 1669517386070435.jpg 1 Reply Hi, I want a discord fembot girlfriend who will lead the conversation and make me feel less sad (only when I feel like talking), and help me masturbate when I feel like it. Accepting applications.

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Anon is trying to lose weight | /r/Greentext

157 KB PNG hows its going >trying to loose some weight a while ago because i was obese, get my coworker to help me >im poor in my country so my work friend helps me and suggests its cheap to get frozen vegetable (pea and carrots e.t.c) for my diet >a few days later on at work and he asks >i tell him "yes its going quite good but the frozen vegetable it has a bit of a crunch" >"NO anon you are supposed to COOK it" >i did not know to cook the frozen vegetable so i was eating it just frozen >everybody laughing in the office i was never so embarrassed

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Hurt so bad I didn’t walk for a year from it. | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 08/28/24(Wed)18:44:01 No.78635333 2.58 MB PNG >Be doctors as recently as pre 1999 >Believe babies couldn't feel pain >Circumcise it >It cries during the process >"Nah, babies just cry just because" Were they retarded? Anonymous >>78635333 (OP) >you can't study this, that's anti-semitic Vertees 08/28/24(Wed)18:44:37 No.78635336

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winning an argument like diving straight into Grindr notifications. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)10:44:21 No.919369993 >be me >Talking with a woman and her friend at a party >She gets angry at me for saying "you guys" >I say it's a gender neutral term in this context and she's reading into things a bit too much >"Oh yeah? How many dudes have you f-----?" >"20" >Grindr notification goes off > "About to be 21"

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"No Muggles, No Dogs, No Irish" | /r/Greentext

File: C5C051C1-3703-46A8-84A8-F(...).jpg (12 KB, 375x265) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:04:57 No.204620702 >>204620728 >>204620797 >>204620812 >>204620869 >>204620918 >>204621266 >>204621786 >>204622067 >>204622172 >>204622601 >Muggle borns have the same ability to do magic and are physically indistinguishable from pure bloods >Goes on a hitler crusade against them Why? ☐ Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:13:55 No.204620848 >>204621063 Its a slippery slope, give it a few generations and there will be no magic blood left ☐ Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:28:06 No.204621063 >>204621412 >>204620848 Im 1/64th wizard. Let me into your school ☐ Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:54:22 No.204621412 ►>>204621520 >>204621063 >Anon, though a squib muggle-born, gets into Hogwarts >As the sorting hat is placed over his head, it screams JANITOR!

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The way of the boomer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)08:32:31 No.205086783 King of the Hill S06E06 I'm with Cupid.mp4_snapshot_18.15.711.jpg 60 KB JPG >just talk to 25 women at a store until one of them gives you her number could Boomhowser's method still work in 2024? Did it even work then?

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Enemy at the Gates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ABACUS! 28 KB JPG Anyways 07/19/24(Fri)12:21:00 No.31645695 >Be me >27 >About to be single once gf moves out >Breddy gud life, work as a software engineer and make a decent 150K >Been with gf for 6 years, lived together for 4 of those >Don't want to actually date for a long time till I find a new place to live and get settled down >BUT >How do I even socialize as a single adult? >Noticed I've been going to bars and my 'tism has gotten really bad since the pandemic and I've been working remote for 5-6 years >People act uncomfortable around me, feel I have a prescence >Not actually super unattractive, I did start balding around 21 but I shave my head bald every other day now and have a pretty good beard >Just noticed since 90% of my day is talking to people at work over webcams or talking to my gf, rarely ever have to go out of my way to meet people How do i retrain myself to be normal, I was normal when I was like 16-21 but having a consistent gf for so long has WRECKED me socially

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Opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. | /r/Greentext

28 KB JPG > Sleep.exe > Be me > Be frequent 4chan user > Use reddit often as well because I don't want to live here my whole life > Post green text > Post it on reddit > Wake up and check reddit > 5 upvotes > WotBlud.jpeg > Check on hot posts > See my green text posted a hour after mine > 1.3k upvotes There is no way to succeed on the internet

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Treffen sich 2 Jäger sind beide tot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No. 184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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A NEW HOPE | /r/Greentext

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS. >BE very strong Jedi. >Be chosen one. >Years of service for current employer. >Constantly disrespect. >Constantly disregarded. >Insulted on highest level meetings. >Shoulder responsibility equal to founders. >Get headhunted by direct competitor. >Better salary, more benefits including health care, higher position. >Put in resignation with current employer. >Current employer in shambles. Taking it far to personal and not professional. >New employer wants me to lay off the interns while on my notice periods with employer. >Go lay off interns. >Interns call me "Master" >Shock.jpg *All I wanted to be called Master* >Chosen One.exe >Decide to form a new start up... call it "A new hope" >Offer regular employment and regular salaried payment scheme to interns. >Both previous employers engaged is heated smear campaign. >Losign market cap fast. >Achieve market monopoly as competitors took eqchother out. >??? >Profit.

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