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Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)02:50:43 No.79364258 [Reply] > be autistic foid > go to a weaving course cus I liked weaving belts and wanna try more > all goes well for awhile since there were only two weaving stands so we did our projects alone outside if class hours > one day though there wasn't much to be taught in class hour, so everybody starts to have chitchat about their lives > those are all women, but all they talk about are their careers and how le checking successful they are > can't leave cus it would look awkward > start feeling dread and sweating profusely already > suddenly they all turn to me "Nona, what about you, what do you do with your life?" > "Uh oh I... Uh mm... Nothing... *incoherent sounds*" (I watch anime and play vidya mostly, can't tell those girlbosses that) > Start actually shaking cause I flunked out of college and couldn't ever find a a full time job. > See the absolute scorn and confusion in their eyes > Fall ill and get premature periods from nervous breakdown when I get home. Nice now I can never go back there. Why do I have to suffer like this just to engage in any sort of hobby. Life is too cruel.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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I'm saving up for that. Yes I have a job. Why are boomers so f------ dirty and messy Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)10:45:04 No.79366785 [Reply] >>79366805 I notice that boomers generally tend to not f------ care about basic organization and cleanliness. Ever notice how boomers will literally just throw random s--- into a storage space and let it collect dust? Like they never try to compartmentalize or organized shelves or boxes. They just kinda.... Throw s--- and leave it. When I bring it up they go "oh but I don't have the time......." Or "oh it's fine" and I'll watch my dad struggle to find some random s--- lodged waaay in the back Sometimes my f------ parents will forget about s--- like random bits of food spilled on the counter and ants will gather around some food stain or something and I'll have to wipe it up like jesus f--- why do they behave like this they'll leave some stain in the kitchen trash bin and f------ insects fester on it I need to bring it out and spray it with a hose and soap Absolutely SUBHUMAN behavior >Move out of your parents house I f------ hate dirty boomers. They aren't human.

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Anonymous 1.4 MB PNG 08/02/22(Tue)02:35:47 No.69645624 >be me >have schizophrenia >be constantly bombarded with hallucinations and voices >constantly paranoid and suspicious of everyone >but one day, I realized that my hallucinations and voices were actually trying to help me >they were trying to warn me of danger, and help me avoid it >I started to listen to them, and I found that I could use them to my advantage >I started to learn how to control my hallucinations, and use them to help me in my everyday life >now, I can use my hallucinations to help me find hidden things, and to warn me of danger >I can even use them to help me communicate with other people who have schizophrenia >I am the most powerful person with schizophrenia, and I use my abilities to help others with the condition.

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M 41 KB PNG >walk drunkenly to mcdonalds >put my order in at the kiosk >local hobos meandering around and talking to themselves >one shirtless black dude angrily making noises to everyone there >looks me in the eye and says some more non-language noises >i look him in the eyes and give him a head nod >he nods back >drops the angry yelling and just eats >sits across the restaurant from me but keeps nodding whenever we make eye contact >buy him a quarter pounder as i leave >he gives me a nod hope i see my mcbro again

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Anon should be lobotomized | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Never watch Mommy asmr 43 KB JPG 11/06/24(Wed)21:12:45 No.79365783 >Be me >Be sleepy >Watch Mommy succubus asmr for sleep and validation >Have a dream involving my mother >She's wearing ragged clothes which expose her breasts >Says they're ugly >I disagree and say they're beautiful as I begin to play with them >I start sucking and can taste milk >She starts crying, saying that I am special and matter so much to her >Wake up hard as diamonds and horrified >Video is over with repeat button I am never watching that s--- ever again. Gonna pray, ask for forgiveness, and run 2 Replies View Thread

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1/3 qh8vCg86 (OP) US • 1h (07/14/24 20:51) 474212799 51 Re 11 lmg JPG 4KB (250x140) 1721001754684810s.jpg 31 Replies >decide to assassinate the president >have clear shot at a man who is the size of a city block >have ridiculous amount of time to aim and take shot >miss >miss >miss >miss >hit 3 randos instead thank you Ree Tardy Oswald 000

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Anon asks How the hell did she do worse than Hillary | /r/Greentext

>performed worse than Hillary HOW?

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Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)01:31:36 No.927020765 >be a Mesopotamian 5,000 yrs ago >some crazy old dude is saying the earth is finna flood >he spends years making a giant boat in the middle of the desert >Imao what a f------ idiot >one day see millions of animals walking into the boat >they're all in a line miles long walking 2 by 2 like cultists or some s--- >most of them don't even live on this continent >shrug and go on making fun of Noah lol he's such a f------ dumbass Why didn't the arabs believe noah? were they stupid?

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republican-presidential-candidate-former-president-donald-news-photo- 1721157463.jpg 30 KB JPG >only beats women What did America mean by this?

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: Anonymous EVERY THIRD HETERO COUPLE Did you check Out that Salon article Isent everyone? THE MOST RACIST MAN ALIVE 125 KB JPG 11/06/24(Wed)01:46:56 No.79359019 >tfw you have an older sister >will hate your guts >will never show you any love and affection >will always view you with thinly veiled contempt >doesn't help you grow at all like having an older brother (surrogate father figure) does >isn't a younger sister who will adore you and you can actually protect and have influence over >Only serves as a second mom to nag you and play mall cop >come college, she gets f----- by 20 guys (10 on the low end), NOTHING you can do about it having an older sister is the most cucked experience possible

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☐ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)15:16:56 No.79359019 [Reply] >>79360062 >>79360171 >>79361076 >tfw you have an older sister >will hate your guts >will never show you any love and affection >will always view you with thinly veiled contempt >doesn't help you grow at all like having an older brother (surrogate father figure) does >isn't a younger sister who will adore you and you can actually protect and have influence over >Only serves as a second mom to nag you and play mall cop >come college, she gets f----- by 20 guys (10 on the low end), NOTHING you can do about it having an older sister is the most cucked experience possible

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Anon is hopeful for humanity's future | /r/Greentext

: Eritrean American 32 KB JPG 11/04/24(Mon)21:50:44 No.204202692 >mfw I believed that there would always be conflicts and wars for as long as humans existed because we are naturally tribalistic >mfw I realise that the only reason we believe this is because human civilization is a recent concept in the million years of hunter-gatherer lifestyle and we just never caught up with our own progress >Alongside this is the fact that violence is generally a social construct that we somehow convinced ourselves is a status quo and if we got rid of that thinking, only then will we be able to solve our problems peacefully. >And I do believe that as humans further progress and expand beyond our little planet, we would slowly lose this type of thinking and become pacifist creatures. >mfw even though I accept that I would never see this future in my lifetime, I could at least live happily knowing that at some point, humanity would see a time where there will be no conflicts and violence.

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: Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)19:50:14 No.927007439 59 KB JPG >be me >Talking with gf about her upcoming drs appointment to ask for Adderall >Tell her to bring up her symptoms and not mention TikTok >Tell her to dye her hair back to her natural hair color and take out her septum piercings >"Why would I do that" Mfw trying to explain to my girl that looking like a retarded sjw in real life has consequences

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Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)02:50:43 No.79364258 [Reply] > be autistic foid > go to a weaving course cus I liked weaving belts and wanna try more > all goes well for awhile since there were only two weaving stands so we did our projects alone outside if class hours > one day though there wasn't much to be taught in class hour, so everybody starts to have chitchat about their lives > those are all women, but all they talk about are their careers and how le checking successful they are > can't leave cus it would look awkward > start feeling dread and sweating profusely already > suddenly they all turn to me "Nona, what about you, what do you do with your life?" > "Uh oh I... Uh mm... Nothing... *incoherent sounds*" (I watch anime and play vidya mostly, can't tell those girlbosses that) > Start actually shaking cause I flunked out of college and couldn't ever find a a full time job. > See the absolute scorn and confusion in their eyes > Fall ill and get premature periods from nervous breakdown when I get home. Nice now I can never go back there. Why do I have to suffer like this just to engage in any sort of hobby. Life is too cruel.

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