Call to the Colonies | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)23:53:51 No.693249090 Uh, this looks pretty obnoxious and out of place... You don't like the yellow paint? Deal with it! Gamers are stupid! Need I remind you that [INSERT OTHER GAME HERE] had to guide playtesters with [METHODS BETTER THAN YELLOW PAINT] Players NEED the handholding! X LUT XX @RefFiComics SAPING GGEJKKZXcAAAQaP.jpg 298 KB JPG How do we fix the yellow paint problem? STAIRS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/937/739/25d.jpeg "Yellow paint. | /r/Greentext")
![File: lemon.jpg (54 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)04:11:29 No.79302251 [Reply] ► >cute new girl at work left on Monday >she was only there for 3 weeks >she was very cute and it brightened my day to see her >now she's gone and I have nothing to look forward to at work >i was hoping she would stay with us for a long time and maybe one day we become friends and maybe my girlfriend >hopes and dreams shattered >life always takes away any little thing that makes me happy >f--- this clown world](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/937/435/c60.png "anon is just delusional | /r/Greentext")
![File: b2a95dc7e7edc13c30a5b532a(...).jpg (13 KB, 236x219) feminine boy classmate hit on me in middleschool Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:28:46 No.79301873 [Reply] >be skinny dweeb with no friends or aspirations >knew from then i'd never amount to anything >second year of middle school >this kid comes into our class from another school in another area >hair down to his neck >had a few nails painted and wore very "gay" clothes if you can picture that >blonde, blue eyed and extremely feminine to the point that most couldn't buy he was a boy >quickly that marked him because girls unlike in anime don't find overtly feminine boys attractive and guys just called him a f-- >i was eating alone and he came up to me because he had no else to talk to >though reluctant i ended up conversing with him and found out we had a lot in common >exchanged contact info and became fast friends >months roll by and we get closer >arrange to go up to a park overlooking the city >he starts asking me how i felt about him and other stuff probing if i was gay or not >unaware >he starts to lean at me and touching me >leans in further for a kiss >i recoil >from then on our relationship quickly denegrated and once the year was finished which was shortly after that he changed schools again I don't know why I've been so hang up on this for the past few months. i know i'm not like that hence why i recoiled but still. i don't know what happened to him but i hope he's well.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/937/416/028.png "probably fake and gay | /r/Greentext")
![File: she be kissing incel dic.jpg (41 KB, 860x430) grindset Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:10:31 No.79301645 [Reply] Is the "Sigma" grindset or "Sigmamaxxing" just a ploy for incels to cope? Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:11:33 No.79301658 >>79301645 (OP) >alpha >>79301678 >beta >sigma >ligma If you believe in any of that you are a tard](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/937/415/158.png "more like \"ligma ballz\" | /r/Greentext")
![File: kurt-kurt-angle.gif (2.07 MB, 352x498) Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:24:31 No.79301816 [Reply] >>79301882 >be me, manlet wageslave >somehow befriended another subhuman at work >barely manage to get through each day as f------ ogre >he's equally f-----, 5'7 balding turbomanlet >thought we were brothers in suffering >months of me sharing stuff I found funny with him and getting to know each other >told him about my autistic hobbies and I liked pokemon >trusted this f--- >fresh faced qt3.14 intern joins accounting >suddenly this f----- starts orbiting her like a beta moon >simping so hard you could smell the precum >"dude come grab drinks with us after work" >think maybe wingman situation, whatever >end up at local bar >mistake.jpg >notice his face changed soon as she arrived >watch this subhuman transform into full beta mode >his receding hairline practically glowing with sweat >"stacy here's the guy I told you about from our office" >starts revealing everything, my failed dating attempts >how I got rejected by that landwhale receptionist >literally describing my autistic hobbies to her >his beady little eyes darting between us >tongue practically hanging out like a thirsty mutt >tells her i'm a furry who likes collecting anthro pet slaves >mfw I can't correct him without looking like a furryfag >full jestermaxxing as all I can do is stare a f------ hole into him >seriously consider murdering the c--- >can see him looking at her for approval >she's clearly disgusted by both of us >leaves after 20 minutes >he messages later that night saying I should have been more confident >mfw I find out I'm known as the furry at work the next day Anyone else been sold out like that by a friend trying to make a foid laugh?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/937/414/7e6.png "both of them are f----- | /r/Greentext")
