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File: kurt-kurt-angle.gif (2.07 MB, 352x498) Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:24:31 No.79301816 [Reply] >>79301882 >be me, manlet wageslave >somehow befriended another subhuman at work >barely manage to get through each day as f------ ogre >he's equally f-----, 5'7 balding turbomanlet >thought we were brothers in suffering >months of me sharing stuff I found funny with him and getting to know each other >told him about my autistic hobbies and I liked pokemon >trusted this f--- >fresh faced qt3.14 intern joins accounting >suddenly this f----- starts orbiting her like a beta moon >simping so hard you could smell the precum >"dude come grab drinks with us after work" >think maybe wingman situation, whatever >end up at local bar >mistake.jpg >notice his face changed soon as she arrived >watch this subhuman transform into full beta mode >his receding hairline practically glowing with sweat >"stacy here's the guy I told you about from our office" >starts revealing everything, my failed dating attempts >how I got rejected by that landwhale receptionist >literally describing my autistic hobbies to her >his beady little eyes darting between us >tongue practically hanging out like a thirsty mutt >tells her i'm a furry who likes collecting anthro pet slaves >mfw I can't correct him without looking like a furryfag >full jestermaxxing as all I can do is stare a f------ hole into him >seriously consider murdering the c--- >can see him looking at her for approval >she's clearly disgusted by both of us >leaves after 20 minutes >he messages later that night saying I should have been more confident >mfw I find out I'm known as the furry at work the next day Anyone else been sold out like that by a friend trying to make a foid laugh?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)20:51:30 No.691849739 The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It's by giving those people a service that's better than what they're receiving from the pirates. Gabe Newell piracy.jpg 46 KB JPG AZ QUOTES >solves the service problem >piracy still rampant guess its just people who want free s---

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File: IMG_5637.jpg (10 KB, 266x203) ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:06:51 No.204983902 >>204984000 >>204986413 >>204987890 >>204987920 Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:10:57 No.204984000 >>204984133 >>204984282 >>204983902 (OP). >Flying Objects? >It beggars belief Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:16:37 No.204984133 >>204984205 >>204984282 File: file.png (592 KB, 720x576) >>204984000 >Cordless iron. Friggin smarts as well ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:19:50 No.204984205 >>204984133 >uses gun to shoot his gun >> Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:23:20 No.204984282 File: hqdefault (1).jpg (10 KB, 480x360) >>204987473 >>204984000 >>204984133 >Something was oozing from the thread. He examined the post numbers. Dubs? Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. And bits of trips. This was the best thread on /tv/. Then a jannie deleted it. ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:48:00 No.204984851 >>204984962 >I reckon she's probably somewhere in the Eastern Bloc. >That's my hunch. >So you think she's still alive, then? >No, I think she's probably just buried in the Eastern Bloc. >If she got a burial. >> Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:52:48 No.204984962 >>204985906 >>204984851 >she was like a candle in the wind... >unreliable. ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)19:35:21 No.204985906 File: 1644696206967.jpg (26 KB, 640x474) I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards >>204984962 ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)20:49:50 No.204987473 File: 1730195381761.png (161 KB, 480x360) >>204984282 >You better give me some dubs or your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower.

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Anonymous (ID: Lw2a0QCL) 10/29/24(Tue)19:39:23 No.486262622 >Trump chosen over Hillary because no one wants that insane annoying woman as a leader >Biden chosen over Trump because they finally have a choice that isn't an insane annoying woman >Democrats put another insane annoying woman as a candidate thinking this is the time ????????

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File: kurt-kurt-angle.gif (2.07 MB, 352x498) Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:24:31 No.79301816 [Reply] >>79301882 >be me, manlet wageslave >somehow befriended another subhuman at work >barely manage to get through each day as f------ ogre >he's equally f-----, 5'7 balding turbomanlet >thought we were brothers in suffering >months of me sharing stuff I found funny with him and getting to know each other >told him about my autistic hobbies and I liked pokemon >trusted this f--- >fresh faced qt3.14 intern joins accounting >suddenly this f----- starts orbiting her like a beta moon >simping so hard you could smell the precum >"dude come grab drinks with us after work" >think maybe wingman situation, whatever >end up at local bar >mistake.jpg >notice his face changed soon as she arrived >watch this subhuman transform into full beta mode >his receding hairline practically glowing with sweat >"stacy here's the guy I told you about from our office" >starts revealing everything, my failed dating attempts >how I got rejected by that landwhale receptionist >literally describing my autistic hobbies to her >his beady little eyes darting between us >tongue practically hanging out like a thirsty mutt >tells her i'm a furry who likes collecting anthro pet slaves >mfw I can't correct him without looking like a furryfag >full jestermaxxing as all I can do is stare a f------ hole into him >seriously consider murdering the c--- >can see him looking at her for approval >she's clearly disgusted by both of us >leaves after 20 minutes >he messages later that night saying I should have been more confident >mfw I find out I'm known as the furry at work the next day Anyone else been sold out like that by a friend trying to make a foid laugh?

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