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Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)09:44:53 No.888482576 >be me, late october 2016 >own completely black sclera contact lenses for weeb reasons >midnight, be wide awake and not tired at all, decide to take a walk >thinking about the news of the random clown sightings >get a stupid idea and decide to go through with it since I live alone and nobody can stop me >put on the contact lenses and white face paint, not any kind of full-blown clown makeup but just enough to look creepy obviously unnatural in poor light >take a long walk around the empty city streets, vibing the dark night air and the stark light of street lamps >not many people around, see like 7 people altogether >pass them by like I normally would, but flash a wide grin to the ones who accidentally make eye contact >get back home around 2 am, take contacts off and take a shower, go to sleep like I normally do >forget all about this incident >be now, halloween 2022 >covid has calmed down where I live, sit at a party with people talking about returning to normal life >for some reason the 2016 clown sightings are brought up >though there were none in the town we live in, the new girlfriend of a guy I don't really know suddenly remembers something her friend told her >she tells how her friend swears up and down that she saw a man around that time but who SHE swears wasn't human, but the girl telling the story thinks was probably just some guy in a costume >unnaturally pale with something strange and unsettling about his eyes, she could not say what but human eyes don't look like that >and that thing had grinned at her >with disgusting, unnaturally brown-yellow teeth

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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