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Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)09:44:53 No.888482576 >be me, late october 2016 >own completely black sclera contact lenses for weeb reasons >midnight, be wide awake and not tired at all, decide to take a walk >thinking about the news of the random clown sightings >get a stupid idea and decide to go through with it since I live alone and nobody can stop me >put on the contact lenses and white face paint, not any kind of full-blown clown makeup but just enough to look creepy obviously unnatural in poor light >take a long walk around the empty city streets, vibing the dark night air and the stark light of street lamps >not many people around, see like 7 people altogether >pass them by like I normally would, but flash a wide grin to the ones who accidentally make eye contact >get back home around 2 am, take contacts off and take a shower, go to sleep like I normally do >forget all about this incident >be now, halloween 2022 >covid has calmed down where I live, sit at a party with people talking about returning to normal life >for some reason the 2016 clown sightings are brought up >though there were none in the town we live in, the new girlfriend of a guy I don't really know suddenly remembers something her friend told her >she tells how her friend swears up and down that she saw a man around that time but who SHE swears wasn't human, but the girl telling the story thinks was probably just some guy in a costume >unnaturally pale with something strange and unsettling about his eyes, she could not say what but human eyes don't look like that >and that thing had grinned at her >with disgusting, unnaturally brown-yellow teeth

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