Anon doesn't know where his penis | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

> Be Me > Wageslave in retail store > Hands receipt to customer > "Here is your receipt and I just need you to sign" > Looks around > "Where ever my pen is" > Teenage son behind there mother >"Imao you lost your penis?" > Gets f------ pwned > Face palms and hands over pen defeatedly while mom and son cackle there asses off I am penisless :(

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1080px x 1386px)

File size: 373 KB

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

View All 43,738 Images

Moar:

Was he right? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)20:51:30 No.691849739 The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It's by giving those people a service that's better than what they're receiving from the pirates. Gabe Newell piracy.jpg 46 KB JPG AZ QUOTES >solves the service problem >piracy still rampant guess its just people who want free s---

Pin

Anon makes a case for media illiteracy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 222 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat)21:17:02 No.631257348 >Game has a ridiculous cartoonishly evil parody villain >think it's funny >Read the YT comments under the soundtrack >it's different versions of "He is kinda right though!" This game proved that no matter how blatant and unsubtle your attempt at satirizing political figures, as long as your character is charismatic and speaks with convection, you will have hordes of gullible idiots who will unironically agree with everything you say, all you have to do is acknowledge basic issues such as "Society is LE BAD" and provide any ridiculous solution or no solution at all, and that's it.

Pin

There's no good/bad guys in the corporate world | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:44:24 No.691808628 Nintendo is shedding its veneer of kindness and embracing a new reputation: Vigorous legal bully Nintendo bully.jpg 228 KB JPG >Nintendo and Microsoft are the bad guys no matter what they do >Sony are the good guys Why mainstream media are pushing this narrative so hard for the last 30 years?

Pin

Anon is in a Dark Place | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_5637.jpg (10 KB, 266x203) ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:06:51 No.204983902 >>204984000 >>204986413 >>204987890 >>204987920 Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:10:57 No.204984000 >>204984133 >>204984282 >>204983902 (OP). >Flying Objects? >It beggars belief Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:16:37 No.204984133 >>204984205 >>204984282 File: file.png (592 KB, 720x576) >>204984000 >Cordless iron. Friggin smarts as well ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:19:50 No.204984205 >>204984133 >uses gun to shoot his gun >> Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:23:20 No.204984282 File: hqdefault (1).jpg (10 KB, 480x360) >>204987473 >>204984000 >>204984133 >Something was oozing from the thread. He examined the post numbers. Dubs? Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. And bits of trips. This was the best thread on /tv/. Then a jannie deleted it. ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:48:00 No.204984851 >>204984962 >I reckon she's probably somewhere in the Eastern Bloc. >That's my hunch. >So you think she's still alive, then? >No, I think she's probably just buried in the Eastern Bloc. >If she got a burial. >> Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:52:48 No.204984962 >>204985906 >>204984851 >she was like a candle in the wind... >unreliable. ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)19:35:21 No.204985906 File: 1644696206967.jpg (26 KB, 640x474) I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards >>204984962 ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)20:49:50 No.204987473 File: 1730195381761.png (161 KB, 480x360) >>204984282 >You better give me some dubs or your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower.

Pin

Second times a charm | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Lw2a0QCL) 10/29/24(Tue)19:39:23 No.486262622 >Trump chosen over Hillary because no one wants that insane annoying woman as a leader >Biden chosen over Trump because they finally have a choice that isn't an insane annoying woman >Democrats put another insane annoying woman as a candidate thinking this is the time ????????

Pin

Left me up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB JPG 10/28/24(Mon)17:59:13 No.79275880 >5'10 >going to take a lift >barely on time to press the open button >girl inside didn't even hid the fact she is spamming close during this >6"3 guy is approaching the lift from afar >girl immediately start holding open for him N---- what I just wanna go home man

Pin

By The Sword | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)01:17:55 No.31642415 d03d4067c7b55bb56e485ebbd0202de3.jpg 60 KB JPG >older women come up to me and tell me to my face that I'm beautiful and they start touching me >young women just stare at me Can someone explain?

Pin

Sniffing around the bushes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 238 KB JPG the trails 10/28/24(Mon) 18:58:53 No.79276289 >take walks at various parks around my area >lots of really great wilderness areas to take my dog >Don't run into people often while hiking but when I do its always white or asian people just enjoying nature >last 4 days I've run into n------ on >today my dog got suspicious of a n----- smoking in the bushes >told him to heel because I want nothing to do with n------ >n----- says something about how my dog has better instincts then I do >n----- starts walking to the trail >I keep going around the bend while checking my back >suddenly realize I forgot my knife >run a good distance away and check if I'm being followed Am I going to have to start carrying a gun or pepper spray now? Why the f--- are gangsters suddenly interested in exploring the nature?

Pin

That's the job market for you | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:49:06 No.204494506 IMG_2351.jpg 583 KB JPG >24 years old >High school graduate >No work experience, but also never been fired >No criminal record >Looks healthy, dressed up well He could've easily found a better job than a sign spinner.

Pin

Anon's Therapist Recommends Him a Site | /r/Greentext

File: i_coom_i_die_i_coom_again.png (126 KB, 680x444) Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)08:28:29 No.79275253 ►>>79275286 >>>79275318 >be coomer addicted to e-w----- >tell my therapist i wanna stop cooming >he says it's a biological need just like pissing >says i should do it more and recommends me a website called "fapello" So if I said I was an alcoholic, he would recommend me a bar? I'm just gonna buy female contraceptives and chemically castrate myself instead. >> Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)08:30:51 No.79275267 >>79275643 idk sounds like a pretty based therapist you should try gooning with him sometime, might cheer you up

Pin

Attention vampire | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Irl 4chan ewhore 59 KB JPG 10/28/24(Mon) 10:32:11 No.79273265 >be me >at Halloween party at local bar >stand outside with friends for c-- >obnoxious loud foid, about 18-23 dressed as stereotypical ewhore with cat ears approaches us with her shy bf who is wearing a 4chan tshirt >my friends and I, 25 plus arent chads, to set the scene we are dressed as Victorian vampires >she interrupts our conversation screeching about how she is an ekitten and her boyfriend is a 4channer >bf stands there awkwardly >we dont engage >she drags him off to another nerdy group of men, trying to name as many boards as she can Thoughts?

Pin

I never wanted and never cared before | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BUD ED 137 KB JPG 10/28/24(Mon)10:41:36 No.79273324 >dream that there's a naked girl on my bed who wants to have sex with me >get up and leave because I don't know what to do Why must my mind taunt me like this?

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes