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> Be Me > Wageslave in retail store > Hands receipt to customer > "Here is your receipt and I just need you to sign" > Looks around > "Where ever my pen is" > Teenage son behind there mother >"Imao you lost your penis?" > Gets f------ pwned > Face palms and hands over pen defeatedly while mom and son cackle there asses off I am penisless :(

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)20:51:30 No.691849739 The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It's by giving those people a service that's better than what they're receiving from the pirates. Gabe Newell piracy.jpg 46 KB JPG AZ QUOTES >solves the service problem >piracy still rampant guess its just people who want free s---

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: Anonymous 222 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat)21:17:02 No.631257348 >Game has a ridiculous cartoonishly evil parody villain >think it's funny >Read the YT comments under the soundtrack >it's different versions of "He is kinda right though!" This game proved that no matter how blatant and unsubtle your attempt at satirizing political figures, as long as your character is charismatic and speaks with convection, you will have hordes of gullible idiots who will unironically agree with everything you say, all you have to do is acknowledge basic issues such as "Society is LE BAD" and provide any ridiculous solution or no solution at all, and that's it.

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Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon) 10:44:24 No.691808628 Nintendo is shedding its veneer of kindness and embracing a new reputation: Vigorous legal bully Nintendo bully.jpg 228 KB JPG >Nintendo and Microsoft are the bad guys no matter what they do >Sony are the good guys Why mainstream media are pushing this narrative so hard for the last 30 years?

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File: IMG_5637.jpg (10 KB, 266x203) ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:06:51 No.204983902 >>204984000 >>204986413 >>204987890 >>204987920 Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:10:57 No.204984000 >>204984133 >>204984282 >>204983902 (OP). >Flying Objects? >It beggars belief Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:16:37 No.204984133 >>204984205 >>204984282 File: file.png (592 KB, 720x576) >>204984000 >Cordless iron. Friggin smarts as well ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:19:50 No.204984205 >>204984133 >uses gun to shoot his gun >> Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:23:20 No.204984282 File: hqdefault (1).jpg (10 KB, 480x360) >>204987473 >>204984000 >>204984133 >Something was oozing from the thread. He examined the post numbers. Dubs? Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. Dubs. And bits of trips. This was the best thread on /tv/. Then a jannie deleted it. ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:48:00 No.204984851 >>204984962 >I reckon she's probably somewhere in the Eastern Bloc. >That's my hunch. >So you think she's still alive, then? >No, I think she's probably just buried in the Eastern Bloc. >If she got a burial. >> Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)18:52:48 No.204984962 >>204985906 >>204984851 >she was like a candle in the wind... >unreliable. ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)19:35:21 No.204985906 File: 1644696206967.jpg (26 KB, 640x474) I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards >>204984962 ☐ Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)20:49:50 No.204987473 File: 1730195381761.png (161 KB, 480x360) >>204984282 >You better give me some dubs or your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower.

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Anonymous (ID: Lw2a0QCL) 10/29/24(Tue)19:39:23 No.486262622 >Trump chosen over Hillary because no one wants that insane annoying woman as a leader >Biden chosen over Trump because they finally have a choice that isn't an insane annoying woman >Democrats put another insane annoying woman as a candidate thinking this is the time ????????

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Anonymous 91 KB JPG 10/28/24(Mon)17:59:13 No.79275880 >5'10 >going to take a lift >barely on time to press the open button >girl inside didn't even hid the fact she is spamming close during this >6"3 guy is approaching the lift from afar >girl immediately start holding open for him N---- what I just wanna go home man

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: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)01:17:55 No.31642415 d03d4067c7b55bb56e485ebbd0202de3.jpg 60 KB JPG >older women come up to me and tell me to my face that I'm beautiful and they start touching me >young women just stare at me Can someone explain?

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Anonymous 238 KB JPG the trails 10/28/24(Mon) 18:58:53 No.79276289 >take walks at various parks around my area >lots of really great wilderness areas to take my dog >Don't run into people often while hiking but when I do its always white or asian people just enjoying nature >last 4 days I've run into n------ on >today my dog got suspicious of a n----- smoking in the bushes >told him to heel because I want nothing to do with n------ >n----- says something about how my dog has better instincts then I do >n----- starts walking to the trail >I keep going around the bend while checking my back >suddenly realize I forgot my knife >run a good distance away and check if I'm being followed Am I going to have to start carrying a gun or pepper spray now? Why the f--- are gangsters suddenly interested in exploring the nature?

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Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:49:06 No.204494506 IMG_2351.jpg 583 KB JPG >24 years old >High school graduate >No work experience, but also never been fired >No criminal record >Looks healthy, dressed up well He could've easily found a better job than a sign spinner.

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File: i_coom_i_die_i_coom_again.png (126 KB, 680x444) Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)08:28:29 No.79275253 ►>>79275286 >>>79275318 >be coomer addicted to e-w----- >tell my therapist i wanna stop cooming >he says it's a biological need just like pissing >says i should do it more and recommends me a website called "fapello" So if I said I was an alcoholic, he would recommend me a bar? I'm just gonna buy female contraceptives and chemically castrate myself instead. >> Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)08:30:51 No.79275267 >>79275643 idk sounds like a pretty based therapist you should try gooning with him sometime, might cheer you up

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: Anonymous Irl 4chan ewhore 59 KB JPG 10/28/24(Mon) 10:32:11 No.79273265 >be me >at Halloween party at local bar >stand outside with friends for c-- >obnoxious loud foid, about 18-23 dressed as stereotypical ewhore with cat ears approaches us with her shy bf who is wearing a 4chan tshirt >my friends and I, 25 plus arent chads, to set the scene we are dressed as Victorian vampires >she interrupts our conversation screeching about how she is an ekitten and her boyfriend is a 4channer >bf stands there awkwardly >we dont engage >she drags him off to another nerdy group of men, trying to name as many boards as she can Thoughts?

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: Anonymous BUD ED 137 KB JPG 10/28/24(Mon)10:41:36 No.79273324 >dream that there's a naked girl on my bed who wants to have sex with me >get up and leave because I don't know what to do Why must my mind taunt me like this?

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