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: Anonymous 161 KB PNG 10/27/24(Sun)00:28:19 No.79257545 >Be me >Sitting in lunchroom at work >Decent qt 3.14 alternative girl walks in >Looks at my tattoos and compliments me on them >Tells me she works in the salon in another part of my work and that | should come let her cut my hair sometime >Don't realize she's flirting with me cause I'm a f------ idiot >A week later >See her in the lunch room again and she sits down at my table and talks to me, ends up giving me her snapchat >Talk with her on snap for a while and she ends up asking me out on a date for a few days later >FUCKYES.ALLOFMYFUCKINGWHAT >Tell my friends about it and everything >FFW a day or two, I get a snap from her >"Sorry if this is kinda random, but I have to ask. What are your political values?" >I know this bitch is probably a dumb ass f------ liberal, so I can't straight up tell her I'm ultra right wing >"Uh, well, actually I'm not voting. I don't hold faith in the political system and feel as if it's extremely corrupt and my vote doesn't matter." >Gives me some bleeding heart liberal b------- about how my vote DOES matter Yada Yada >Wake up this morning the day of the date >Open a snapchat from her >"Sorry, anon. I think we are just extremely politically different and I don't think it's a good idea for us to meet today. I hope you can understand." I literally tried to remain as political neutral as possible so I could meet up with this bitch. I f------ hate women so god damn much.

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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