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Board /int/ - International Anonymous Wouldn't Stand a Chance ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/26/24(Sat)19:19:58 No.203877963 MERCEDES POWER! WE'RE SO BAD AT THESE "I'd Be Screwed American Reacts to (Roma) 13Cows - 1 day ago I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT Scandinavian Traffic Flow on Roundabouts American Reacts to The UK's 'Magic NEXT LEVEL Compared to The USA. THIS LOOKS ABSOLUTELY WILD! Home Hugh 100 views 4 days ago American Reacts to Messe Sonradan BIG EUROPEAN Lol W--! CDRINK HAUM American Rest (European House Quality) BK-5 day g 1256 American VS The Craziest Roundabout in Europe-Arc de Triomphe "American Reacts ! American Tries Interesting Drinks From American Reacts to Oran 899 KB PNG >Be american >Find out that the rest of the world has the same s--- as your country >"WOW! Such a culture shock!" >"Who wouldve thought that europe also has cars?!?" >"OMG, a HIGHWAY? IN UROP?!?!!" >"I didn't know they had department stores" >"I didn't know they had shopping malls" >"What a culture shocker! AutoGrill? IN EUROPE??!!" >"Ooooh, a supermarket where people buy food" >"I always thought they took the train to the farmers market to buy organic soybeans" >"Did you know that they have a bathroom downstairs, and upstairs?" >"In their *Checks notes* HOUSE?" "Made of mother f------ CONCRETE?" I mean, yeah n----. Welcome to the world. Nothing against Americans or anything, I mean really, I am making this post using American software and a US keyboard. It is just amusing to me that the smallest difference counts as a shock to American people. FYI for any Americans reading this, here's a real cultural shock for you. Today, I drove my SUV, with an automatic transmission to the McDonalds drive through, ordered a large double quarter pounder meal and paid with an American express credit card. I also have some very strong opinions on US politics. You could say I'm more American than you.

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Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau to resign as Prime Minister of Canada It's Trudover... 466 KB PNG 01/05/25(Sun) 23:25:58 No.493452575 >Goes into office and Inherits a generous surplus from the conservative party >Squanders it all and ends up collecting more debt than all other PM combined >Lets food prices shoot through the roof, to the point Canadians are keeling over from scurvy (yes the pirate disease) >Exiles hobo towns and closes roads for a Taylor Swift concert >Doesnt do the same for a veterans parade >Allows swarms of jeets destroy the job market. >Provides incentives to jobs if they hire foreign jeets but not for Canadian citizens >Decides to throw all the blame on to his subordinates >They all resign and tell him to eat s--- >Does nothing and hides in his office for the holidays >Eventually rage quits after everyone calls for his resignation. Canacucks... I thought we had it bad.
Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town
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