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Anonymous 678 KB JPG 09/07/24(Sat) 13:27:32 No.924079285 >be me >have dog, German sheppy >dog dies >am very sad >Fedex delivery guy got along really well with my dog >Brought treats sometimes or threw his ball around for a minute before going on with his deliveries >one day, Fedex guy returns for delivery >see him through window looking around with a treat in his hand >open door to greet him >"oh hey man, is your dog inside?" >"ah... I'm really sorry to say this buddy, but I'm afraid he died a month ago..." >see the joy get completely erased from this man's face >"wh... what is... oh..." >covers his face with his hand, pulls a face like he's about to cry >give him a pat on the back >"hey man it's alright, I'm really sorry you have to find out this way" >guy pulls himself together "oh, yeah, no worries, I just didn't expect it" >tell him he went peacefully in his sleep and we had him cremated >show him the urn in my living room >guy wipes away a tear, puts the treat he had with him next to the urn >"thanks for showing me, sadly I gotta get on with my route now" >let the guy outside >"hey man take care, yeah?" >"yeah of course, see ya around" >guy drives off >never seen the guy again, it's another Fedex driver now >pic related, it's my sheppy

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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