![>i now bake my own bread f--- you Anonymous Sun May 15 22:14:24 2022 No.17846539 [Reply] [Ori Quoted by: >>17846948 >>17847695 big company f---- your ass >"noooo how can they do this to us aaaaa" you continue to buy from them anyway >they put grain and soy fillers in my borger >i now make my own burger >they put processed oil in my sauce >i now make my own sauce >they put little ghosts in my tomatoes >i now grow my own tomatoes >they s--- preservatives in my bread »Anonymous Sun May 15 22:50:37 2022 No.17846643 Quoted by: >>17847695>>17847704 >>17847720 Make your own meds. »Anonymous Sun May 15 22:56:52 2022 No.17846658 File: 62 KB, 1143x1850, ghost grabby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quoted by: >17846678 Tell me more about these little ghosts in your tomatoes. anon. Anonymous Mon May 16 02:59:25 2022 No.17847687 Quested by: >>17847696 man i just wanna know about the tomato ghosts Anonymous Mon May 16 03:01:53 2022 No.17847696 File: 36 KB, 847x698, the ghosts.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quated by: >>17847706 >>17847687 its kinda like this they get all over my apartment and cling to the ceiling Anonymous Sun May 15 20:04:05 2022 No.17847706 >>17847696 have you tried calling the ghostbusters 係 »Anonymous Sun May 15 23:02:37 2022 No.17846678 Quoted by: >>17846929 >>17846658 yknow when you open a tomato and you see those little airy things come out? f--- those Anonymous Sun May 15 23:53:14 2022 No.17846929 File: 195 KB, 200x154, 1305288361083.gif [View same] [igdb] [saucenao] [google] Quoted by: >>17846938>>17847543 >>17846678 those.....those what? what country are you from and where do you buy your tomatoes? Anonymous Sun May 15 23:55:30 2022 No.17846938 >>17846929 >He doesn't know about the ghosts Anonymous Sun May 15 23:58:21 2022 No.17846946 Who you gon call crackuh? Anonymous Mon May 16 02:27:25 2022 No.17847543 >>>17846929 all tomatoes are like that man it doesnt matter they all have ghosts unless you grow them yourself Anonymous Sun May 15 20:10:25 2022 No.17847725 guys please stop schizoposting on my thread and they come out Anonymous Sun May 15 20:10:25 2022 No.17847725 guys please stop schizoposting on my thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/901/280/b81.jpeg "Anon avoids ghosts | /r/Greentext")
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![☐ Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:04:17 No.78752475 [Reply] >>78752 >overthinker >think of all the scenarios and responses that could happen beforehand >can predict what others will do >can predict what other will say >real life as well as online >feels like everyone is a robot >NPC "meme" comes to mind >life becomes boring >> ☐ Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:07:03 No.78752498 ► ☐ Anonymous 09/09/24(Mon)20:14:24 No.78752540 >>78752475 (OP) I do this but fail to predict anything >>78752475 (OP) How good are you at chess? How many moves ahead can you predict your opponent?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/900/894/b73.png "Anon thinks? | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous (ID: +UoSxJo+) 06/14/14(Sat)23:01:45 No.551230250 [Reply] >>551232574 >be me >be 19 >home for summer >play call of duty all day cuz im no life beta >older brother comes home for the weekend >he brings a "friend" >whole family has suspected his fagness for long time >no one cares except f-- hating dad >brother has always been a d--- to me so i hate him >parents leave the house to go shop >they get back fast >>dad says he has to take s--- >no lock on bathroom door in this old s----- house >dad opens door and sees brother sucking dudes d--- >f-- hating dad is stunned >turns momentarily retard and starts screaming >grabs closest thing to him which happened to be a bottle of mouthwash and throws it at brother >nails him in the face >mfw brother is bleeding and boyfriend is crying >mfw i realize the brand of mouthwash was scope >mfw i saw my dad quickscope that f--](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/900/848/d8c.png "Anon witnesses a quickscope | /r/Greentext")
![CLA Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)23:37:07 No.4729652 >>4730242 >STOP MAKING POOP2 THREADS >NO ONE IS GOING TO FIND THEM FUNNY OR INFORMATIVE >WHATS NEXT? ARE YOU GOING TO TALK ABOUT PEEPEEPOOPOO OR POOP3? [INFORMATION WAS REMOVED DUE TO VIOLATIONS OF THE OSLO POOP TREATIES] >I SAID TOO MUCH. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISAPPEAR RIGHT NOW?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/900/835/3f9.jpeg "Poop2 was real | /r/Greentext")
