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>been masturbating daily since 11 years old >after first few years gotten into regular 2-4x a day >by 16 i'm working out and have a really good technique with edging and hand pressure can edge for 1h and hit some personal bests 10 + sessions >by 20 l'm taking 400mg caffeine a day and can edge 2-4h sessions lying down with a ton of p---, my collection has broken 1tb >24 and I can hit 20-30 times in a single day quite easily, also get first real gf >having sex with gf is great and can have multiple sessions within a short time span, her p---- can't really handle it >still fapping and watching p--- whilst with her, fapping every day, usually after sex whilst shes in the shower, in the bathrooms at work trying to maintain 5-10x a day >at some point hit a personal best f------ her 10x on á friday from 5pm - 4am, then hitting 11.5x on the following saturday >still watching p--- on my phone whilst shes showing off the coom and sweat >28 and I have built a coom station, 50tb + of HDDS and 70,000 high quality hand picked pornographic videos depicting r---, a---, and facefucking. My D--- still gets pretty rock hard and as long as there are 6h before sex I don't really notice a difference. No noticable health problems so far but can't exactly ask my doctor what damage I could be doing. Only main pain is if I've had 5-20 beers and have access to p--- because I ill really shaff my d--- and not realise until the morning after ас

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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