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File: kate.jpg (36 KB, 500x379) ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:30:41 No.202803969 >>202803978>>202804170 >>202804418 >>202804777 >>202804992 >>202805559 >>202806705 >>202806756 >>202806830 >>202806900 When did you realize the 80s were the peak? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMle4hb4 [Embed] Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:31:16 No.202803978 >>202803969 (OP) This came out in the 70s ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:31:54 No.202803985 >>202803978 >78 close enough >>202803985>>202804007 >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:32:43 No.202804000 >>202804024 >>202805256 >>202805791 File: qqqqqassdfjh.jpg (50 KB, 500x754) >CAM ON 'EAFCLIFF >CAM ON 'EAFCLIFF >OPEN THE FAKKIN' WINDOW SO I CAN GIVE YER KNOB A CHEEKY GOBBLE YA POOF ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:32:58 No.202804007 >>202803978 Yeah. Although she sort of set the stage for the 80s. Kind of like Gary Numan's Cars is a 70s song too. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:41:59 No.202804170 >>202803969 (OP). >annoying art hoe with a screechy voice she ripped off from asian opera singers acts 'artsy' over music her boyfriend wrote Epic, very good.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)01:31:06 No.4841847 Today I learned... Koalas pouches open downwards, which enables the growing baby to take in additional food from a very unusual source. 451068920_18449088205030111_5492513263979858829_n.jpg 291 KB JPG pic related.

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Anonymous 175 KB JPG 08/22/24(Thu)17:49:14 No.686395874 >someone tells me Persona 5 is one of the greatest RPGs of all time >I'm impressed by the style and premise, seems really cool >buy it >play it for a little while >eventually dawns on me I'm not playing a video game >realize I've instead been suckered into watching a 120 hour anime series where I occasionally click a button what the f--- is this s---

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Anon turned straight | /r/Greentext

Board /adv/ - Advice Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:03:03 No.31869639 >>31869649 >>31869762 Settings Mobile Home >>31869647 >Be me, gay married for 7 years to high school sweetheart, both 27m >Get job at Domino's as a pizza maker, make friends with manager, a biological female 32 f named Raven >Start getting boners when I see women now, bored of gay sex >Staying late with Raven cleaning up after everyone leaves. She sucks my d--- in the cooler, I stay hard >Go home and shower, husband jumps in and starts fingering my a------, I don't get hard, hes upset >Next night I f--- and c-- in Raven after work. This continues every night for three weeks until she tells me she's pregnant yesterday >Today I plan on telling husband Im not gay anymore and want to leave him to marry Raven and raise this kid and Raven's other kid. F--- do I say? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:06:33 No.31869647 >>31869639 (OP) # I thought you colorful people were about freedom and exploring Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:07:13 No.31869649 >>31869639 (OP) # fake and gay Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:33:17 No.31869750 the worst part of this is you are straight and have no idea how gay men like to have sex. you're too straight to write gay fanfic, yet here you are, writing the lamest gay fanfic of all time. just go back to jacking off 6 times a day i'm sure that wil make you feel fulfilled Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:36:11 No.31869762 >>31869926 >>31869639 (OP) # you're the jk rowling of gay fanfiction Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:11:30 No.31869926 >>31869762 # He's 837 pages short of a JK Rowling-tier effort though. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:15:25 No.31869938 Just leave dude. Your biological need to reproduce has awakened. He'll move on. Don't waste his time any more

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Medium Small LOAD SIZE Large ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:23:24 No.74969061 >Cute cashier drops change in fatty's hands >Gently places it in mine and tells me to have a nice day Its the little things Success stories / Made it feels >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:26:43 No.74969083 ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:33:12 No. 74969140 >cashier puts please use next register sign just as I get there >still rings me up >tells me to have a nice day I hate you all

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HRY PTTER | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat) 17:11:53 No.192987747 2944861-hogwarts.jpg 100 KB JPG >school with teenagers with hormones out of control >Teaching students spells like >Obliviate >imperio >Wingardium Leviosa >Colloportus >Petrificus Totalus Yea I'm sure nothing bad happens

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Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!

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Game studios tricking VC firms into burn their money will never not be funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 169 KB JPG 08/23/24(Fri)04:37:07 No.6867517 >5v5 hero shooter >$40 price tag or f2p >paid weapon skins >paid operators >battle pass >50-150 million dollars budget You might think this is just a joke or an exaggeration, but there are probably at least 5 different studios pitching this idea right now and people in suits willing to approve it.

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anon 'takes' a shit! | /r/Greentext

نے 98 KB PNG 6 Replies >weigh myself >take a s--- >weigh myself again >weigh more View Thread Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:26:58 No.46339531 >>46338615 (OP) # >weight self >take s--- >weigh self again >weigh 11lbs less Imao what the f--- : Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:27:54 No.46339554 >>46338615 (OP) # >take a s--- Well put it back, retard

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Harry Potter and the Fractional Reserve Banking System | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4709.jpg (21 KB, 220x303) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:55:20 No.202765745 >>202766072 >>202766794 >>202766988 >>202767414 >>202769254 >>202769460 >>202770415 >>202772752 >>202774015 >>202774153 Harry. Have I ever told you about goblins? Spiteful, greedy little creatures. In the muggle world they go by another name. ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:28:07 No.202766680 >>202766778 >>202766801 >>202766988 >>202769566 >>202771396 >>202772109 >>202772759 >>202774073 >>202774322 wha... what name professor... Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:31:34 No.202766778 >>202766680 Romanians Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:39:09 No.202766965 >>202770450 >Professor, why can't I keep my money in a bank owned and operated by other wizards like me? ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:57:18 No.202767414 File: Bwnku5qCCAA2WhC.png (278 KB, 600x384) >>202765745 (OP) >Harry have you been told about our wizard currency? All our coins are minted by goblins who engrave their personal 6 digit serial number on the rim. What you might not have been told is that under goblin law any manufactured good remains the personal property of the goblin who made it. >Those coins in your pocket truly belong to any number of goblins and by using them as tokens of exchange for goods and services within the wizarding world you have agreed to pay interest on those coins as part of your vault contracts signed by you parents parents great grandparents. In the muggle world this practice goes by another name. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:26:12 No.202772752 >>202765745 (OP) >Harry. Have I ever told you about transfigurators? Hateful, self-destructing pitiful wizards. In the muggle world they/them go by another name.

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Anon seeks relationship advice. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Little Brother got a gf before(...) 05/08/23(Mon)10:23:47 No.73243447 11 KB PNG >mom is happy >be me >22 year old >never had a gf or sex in my life >no idea how people get into relationships >no idea how to obtain casual sex >come home one day >never seen her this happy before >ask her whats up >she says that my little brother has a gf >mfw my 16 year old brother got a gf before me >ask him how he did it >he looks at me funny and smirks >"what do you mean? It just kind happened idk what I did exactly" God I hate this earth and my life. W-- does "it just happened" mean? Why wont he share his secrets with me? I want to unironically hurt this little s---.

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Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)03:41:20 No.202569771 main-qimg-b3edd64e93fad09f533d08b5b955a84e-lq.jpg 44 KB JPG >Professor, because I grew up among muggles, I know about their weapons. They have one that can kill any dark wizard >What is it, Miss Granger? >It's called a gun

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Anon makes a disturbing discovery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)21:28:17 No. 123302655 >>123302702 >be hella antisemitic cuz duh >favorite band is Infected Mushroom >always assumed they were Ayrabs cuz they sometimes play ouds (that Ayrab stringed instrument you always hear in desert levels for vidya) and sing in sandspeak >turns out they're israelis >f--- Have I been brainwashed by sheenie magic? | mean I've paid to see 4 concerts so maybe they're actually s--- but I've been successfully cast under their spell?

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