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6:48 That one time I got r---- by a deer No.72701294 3 hours ago alfa995-64102.cover.gif GIF 1.2 MIB 550x500 80% >2018 >went to Nara in japan with my family as a part of a vacation across japan >Visited the famous Nara park, nice view and filled with deers >apparently you can feed those deers with special biscuits that you buy from the park >my family bought a few packets and started feeding the deers >they are suprising friendly unlike Canadian meese >midway through feeding, I felt kinda hungry so I ate a piece of deer biscuit >It's surprisingly tasty, with the taste of the common baked cracker and a unique smell >bought 2 packs of deer biscuit and went to a nearby bench to eat them all while my family continues their deer feeding >While eating those crackers, a doe saw me and walked towards me >thought she was going to steal my crackers so I stuffed them all in my mouth >the doe approaches rapidly and I was almost frozen in fear >she jumped on my lap and started smelling for deer biscuits >she realized that I hid biscuits in my mouth and start prying open my mouth with her tongue >I tried to scream for half, only to be muffled by her long, flexible tongue >her tongue went into my mouth and started scavenging for biscuits >We basically french kissed for 7 minutes >meanwhile the action of searching for half chewed biscuits in my mouth caused her to move her butt around my d--- >When she finally finished every single piece of deer biscuits in my mouth and left, I realized I was hard >tfw I just got sexually assaulted by a female deer 4 replies

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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