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Anonymous 35 KB JPG (Tue)11:06:01 No.79421618 Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start >be me

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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84 KB PNG >mosquito in my room >buzzes around me >craves me >wants me >first living being in weeks interacting with me >feel the need to be her close >undress >so mosquito has easier time being close to me >she gets closer >i get hard >finally bites me >c-- I feel abused she left me just seconds later and never looked back Is this what a summer love feels like? Our time together was short but intense

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Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)00:49:54 No.202216220 Hellfire.jpg 18 KB JPG >AHHHHH NOOOO G-D WHY DID YOU PUNISH ME FOR PIRATING HOLLYWOOD MOVIES? I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T CONSIDER THEFT TO BE A SIN IF ITS DONE DIGITALLY

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Anon goes to the gym. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 08/11/24(Sun)12:02:11 No.78459224 >be me, manlet, at the gym >only two other people there >one is a girl working out at machines right next to me >the other is a dude of average height working out at the other end of the hall >the girl goes to a new machine >obviously struggling to adjust the machine >she shortly looks at me, then turns away in disgust >walks all the way to the other guy to ask him for help >he tells her he doesn't know that machine or how to adjust it >instead of asking me she insists that he tries to help her This is the repulsive power of manletism.

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Anon on being called a fat loser | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45243472 42,2 KB JPG >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" >... >He's technically right >I am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES Anonymous 45243502 Nice keep going man REPLY

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Just do some NETWORKING | /r/Greentext

63KiB, 423x393, 67g58h76.png dude just NETWORK Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 20:23:34 No.98915625 View Quoted By: >>98915637 >>98915744 >>98915767 >>98915785 >>98916045 >bro just NETWORK have you tried NETWORKING?! >i didn't have a job until I started NETWORKING brooo you gotta increase your NETWORK SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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Anonymous 208 KB JPEG 2024-08-07, 7:06:17 p.m. No.61478096 > be prosecution with chill and suave mannerism, respected by general lawyer community as a whole > so respected you have an assistant that makes you your own coffee brew to drink during case > famed "never lost a case" defense attorney gets to be in your first ever trial > attorney starts spouting out about some random ass b-------, jumping through so many hoops the m----------- could be in a circus > Imaowtf.jpg > calmly sipping coffee and talking about mild philosophy while observing his claims > judge is about to cast verdict > yell "Hold it." and watch the entire court go silent "What is it, Anon?" > i can just say whatever b------- i want and people will respect me for it "the one who prefers to piss in the sink ends up sinking in the piss..." > everyone is utterly f------ dumbfounded "if you will. consider for a moment that the story you've just created is off by a little bit. just because the witness wasn't at the building the mentioned doesn't mean he killed a man in an entirely different building 10 miles away." > sip 12th cup of coffee, enjoying the taste; an especially deep and rich brew, gonna have to thank my assistant for the convenient timing "the witness, being a very rich detective, could have merely just been at his house. maybe at the grocery store. honestly, who cares? all i'm saying is your loops are bogus. stick to normal explanations next time... the taller a building is built, the harder it breaks when it falls." > dumbass Peedicks defense sweating bullets and burying his head in his hands > calmly sip coffee as the entire jury snickers at his bullshittery I love my job.

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anon deals with a thief | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 172 KB JPG 08/11/24(Sun) 20:04:02 No.922738503 >be me >retardville university >some retard keeps saying my name >ignore him, say hi and that i am busy >retard takes my s---, tries playing keepaway for no reason >says he is trying to talk to me >ask for my s--- back >doesn't do it >ask 4 more times, still doesn't do it >finally scream slurs at him to give me my s--- back, friend comes in and demands retard give me my s--- back, friend knows how I get p----- >retard obliges, doesn't apologize and f---- off >mfw it could've been avoided had he not stolen my s--- >yet another day of retardville university I am so f------ done with this s---, all he had to do was be a normal person and realize stealing peoples s--- will make them mad.

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Anon joins an American server | /r/Greentext

No.89625332 2 minutes ago Canada >playing an FPS >join an American server >hear gunfire around me, duck for cover >don't see any enemies around >realize one of my teammates left his microphone on

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Anon completely misses the point | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO youngman.jpg, 40KiB, 640x480 Anonymous Tue 14 May 2024 05:12:04 No.143631100 Report Quoted By: >>143631134 Could you explain your post, young man?

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God Makes Man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB PNG 08/11/24(Sun)15:40:13 No.922727393 >PRIDE IS A DEADLY SIN >*claims to be the only true god, demands that people devote their lives to worshipping him* >GREED IS A DEADLY SIN >*demands that people pay tithes to the church* >WRATH IS A DEADLY SIN >*destroys people for disobeying him* >ENVY IS A DEADLY SIN >*punishes people for worshipping other gods* >LUST IS A DEADLY SIN >*demands to be included in every marriage and sexual act* >GLUTTONY IS A DEADLY SIN >*lets people starve while having more than enough for himself* >SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN >*does nothing while tragedies and disasters happen despite being capable of preventing them*

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Adorably delicious | /r/Greentext

Anon (ID: EfAkkmYl Chicken 08/08/24(Thu)05:03:54 No.477415086 chick-6652163_1280.jpg 232 KB JPG >be chicken >Unironically the cutest thing in the planet. >Gets brutally genocided and eaten every day How is this not as immoral as killing cats pol?

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