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Anonymous 91 KB PNG 08/11/24(Sun)15:40:13 No.922727393 >PRIDE IS A DEADLY SIN >*claims to be the only true god, demands that people devote their lives to worshipping him* >GREED IS A DEADLY SIN >*demands that people pay tithes to the church* >WRATH IS A DEADLY SIN >*destroys people for disobeying him* >ENVY IS A DEADLY SIN >*punishes people for worshipping other gods* >LUST IS A DEADLY SIN >*demands to be included in every marriage and sexual act* >GLUTTONY IS A DEADLY SIN >*lets people starve while having more than enough for himself* >SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN >*does nothing while tragedies and disasters happen despite being capable of preventing them*

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon (ID: EfAkkmYl Chicken 08/08/24(Thu)05:03:54 No.477415086 chick-6652163_1280.jpg 232 KB JPG >be chicken >Unironically the cutest thing in the planet. >Gets brutally genocided and eaten every day How is this not as immoral as killing cats pol?

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: Anonymous 185 KB PNG her 12/03/22(Sat)21:10:23 No.71251052 >26 year old virgin >go on date with girl tonight (played laser tag) >goes well ask her to come back to mine and watch a movie >get to mine, movie plays for about 3 minutes and I immediately start making out with >feel like I'm about to c-- in my pants, frantically begin to start removing her clothes >take off my shirt, start kissing her breasts anywhere there is a glimpse of naked flesh >greatest moment of my entire life >she says she wants to blow me >she takes of my pants (olive green chinos from The Gap) >she takes of my boxers (amazon basics cotton briefs) >tension immediately stops >she sees the 50+ scars on my thighs from when I used to cut myself in highschool >goes quiet, not saying anything, I stop assaulting her with my tongue >"uhm I'm really sorry but I think I should leave" >she hurriedly dresses herself in uncomfortable silence and then leaves >I proceed to have probably the saddest wank of my entire life Well friends I'm still a virgin, almost lost my wizard powers there for a second. If any of you young anons are reading this and considering cutting, please don't. It does nothing for you, it just makes you feel worse, and if you cut deep enough the scars will be there forever. You will be a 60 year old man with lame scars from your edgy emo days. Most people don't want to date someone with mental baggage, especially not a dude. Well sorry for the blog, I'm going to go get drunk until I pass out.

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F--- MARI #1, No. 31789023 Yesterday 12 ALL MY HOMIES LOVE MARI e3l0t216y3q91 JPG 828x750 117.0 kB >be me >38 year old woman >a friend of mine has a son who's 22 years old >I first met this friend 18 years ago >the son was four >the first time I met the boy, I was obese at the time (started losing weight in 2010 and have been skinny as a rail since 2012) >the first time I saw him, he pointed at me and went "You're fat! Gwoss! You're so gwoss! Ewww!" >deeply hurt >only see him a few times after that, never talk much >a few days ago he sent me an email apologizing for it (I guess his mom told him the story) >"I'm sorry for being an a------ kid and hurting your feelings back then. You probably didn't expect someone to insult you out of nowhere like that" >etc etc Should I forgive him? I'm still kind of sore, honestly... would "I appreciate the apology but I just can't forgive you" be too harsh of a response? 3 replies

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Anonymous 08/11/24(Sun)01:56:54 No.202357400 Sand Brown.jpg 325 KB JPG >Magic mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all? >The 11/10 bombshell Gal Gadot? >Or the brown Snow White? With eyes so far apart they have their own zip codes FFS I know who the mirror is choosing, and it sure isnt Snow Wide eyes

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File: frogsmile.png (528 KB, 3168x3080) Anonymous 08/11/24(Sun)15:10:58 No.78458649 >chinlet >balding >noodle arms >gyno >nerd neck >sperg >low IQ >can barely hold conversation even with other autists >can't grow beard >pretty much blind without glasses >tiny p----- Thank God I am not an incel though since I am 6'7"

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Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri)12:07:28 No.78440694 >have bpd >have suicidal ideation >extremely needy and dependent >low self esteem >self harm >none of this is considered cute because i'm a disgusting man 773 KB PNG it's over

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Anonymous 19 KB JPG 10 Replies 3 Images 08/02/24(Fri)14:36:31 No.2760706 >go outside for once in the woods >Wowww it's beautiful!!! >Be in one spot for 5 minutes >Be bit by tons of mosquitos >Be rly itchy Wow nature f------ sucks Imao View Thread

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: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:15:08 No.201455927 CKY images.png 4 KB PNG >Write one of the best riffs in rock history >Suck s--- for the rest of their career What did they mean by this?

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Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)18:02:00 No.15768003 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG Anonymous >>15768003 (OP) # 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook crook- crooked >steak - stake- wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 #

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Anonymous (ID: e/3E4/In) 08/07/24(Wed)06:43:47 No.477273299 King Charles_III_(July_2023).jpg 180 KB JPG >does literally nothing as his realm burns daily reminder Kings used to lead their men into battle. The f--- happened Imao

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Anon, a huge amount of water and a heavy dose of laxatives is usually enough to break these kinds of issues. You’re just going to be glued to the toilet for a few hours. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DO NOT ONLY EAT PROTEIN BARS Normal Bladder. Impacted 72 KB JPG Im poor -Uterus Rectum >Start s------- less 08/09/24(Fri)22:18:29 No.74875553 Holy f--- I cant stress this enough don't eat just protein bars >Be me >Two months ago find new protein bar that is only 150 calories but 20g of protein >F--- it gonna just eat these cause >Notice my gut growing >Cut down on protein bars but s--- stopped coming out of my ass >Uh oh >Go to doctor >Fecal impaction >They give me laxatives and wait an hour >Nothing >They shove a tube up my ass and give me an enema >Feels kinda good ngl >A little bit comes out, but not enough >Get rushed to surgery >Take out 25lbs of s--- >Leave with 100k in medical debt Jesus Christ this was the worst idea ive ever had. Please dont eat only protein bars just eat some fiber

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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)10:47:53 No.922609216 >tfw I cooked my favorite food yesterday so today I can have a nice lunch at work, and forgot to pack it into my backpack before leaving home. Man f--- my life

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Anonymous 91 KB PNG 08/11/24(Sun)15:40:13 No.922727393 >PRIDE IS A DEADLY SIN >*claims to be the only true god, demands that people devote their lives to worshipping him* >GREED IS A DEADLY SIN >*demands that people pay tithes to the church* >WRATH IS A DEADLY SIN >*destroys people for disobeying him* >ENVY IS A DEADLY SIN >*punishes people for worshipping other gods* >LUST IS A DEADLY SIN >*demands to be included in every marriage and sexual act* >GLUTTONY IS A DEADLY SIN >*lets people starve while having more than enough for himself* >SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN >*does nothing while tragedies and disasters happen despite being capable of preventing them*

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