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T From facepalm community on Reddit 120 KB JPG >housemaking >fathers send their daughters to wife school >state or privately funded >women learn all the skills necessary to be a good wife >cooking >cleaning >minimal math for grocery shopping and measurements >child rearing >sex classes (when old enough) >fashion & modesty >animal caretaking >gardening >emotional support >you are a low to middle status man >walk in to wife school >women are graded from E up through A, and then S >grades factored by technical skill, age, attractiveness, personality >graded women are separated by floor, each floor higher in the building a higher grade woman >step out of the elevator on your chosen floor >staff blows a whistle, girls called to assemblyroom >you walk in >topless girls age 16-22 lined up for you to choose >each has a name tag with father's contact information >choose girl according to her grade and your status >contact her father and make arrangements >walk out with well trained, traditional wife

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy 61 KB JPG > now she tells me she's an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Return the monke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous <3 107 KB JPG 07/27/21(Tue) 07:07:21 No.64729773 >be me >middle school >teacher is talking about std's >says you can only catch it by having relations with someone else >I conclude this is a fallacy since there had to be someone who had it without having sex and he's the one who started it >ask the teacher >"you can catch it by having sex anon" >know he didn't awnser the question on purpose but whatever >flash forward to now >i now know how patient zero caught aids >mfw my teacher didn't have the heart to tell me someone f----- a monkey

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 58 KB PNG >Takes a s--- >Dies

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/09/24(Fri)17:27:22 No.78443704 >Too hot under blanket >Remove blanket >Too cold 403 KB PNG

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Anon loves his mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous baby pepe 79 KB PNG 08/24/19(Sat) 18:59:13 No.807925714 comfy saturday thread. i'll start >be me >mom is going out of town for weekend >i get off work at 4 yesterday >mom texts me >"hey anon! i went shopping for you. There's a $20 on the table and I also got pop tarts and chocolate milk for you. I'll be home sunday night. I love you sweetie." >i come home and sleep all night >wake up, 6:37 >chocolate chip pop tarts in cabinet >single gallon of chocolate milk >microwave pop tarts >pour choccy milk >poptarts are warm >milk is sweet >watch the sunrise w/ chocolatey breakfast in hand >play vidya the rest of the day >wake up today >repeat how's your weekend going anon? t-thank you mom. i love you

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Anon visits a National Park | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG >Be me 08/09/24(Fri)15:14:05 No.4855843 >Go on class trip to a National Park (forget which one) >Get paired up with a guy who looks like a hipster. >In the lobby he complains about seeing a beer ad because they're "destroying the environment" and "enabling domestic violence". >Once we're on the trail he just mentions he's a feminist out of nowhere. >A quarter down the trail he asks what we're doing to save the environment. >He talks about how he lives in a shack with no power and only charges his phone at work. >When he asks me what I'm doing to save the planet I just say, "Global warming is a hoax". >He hits me with the climate change semantics and questions my other classmates. >We keep walking and eventually I get bit by a mosquito >He scolds me for killing it and says I'm hurting the planet. >Halfway down the trail he disappears and we don't see him again (even after returning to the building we started in). Arguably one of my strangest 9th Grade memories. What exactly was that guy's job anyway? All he did was act as a minor annoyance.

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Subway vice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/05/24(Mon) 16:08:24 No.20730570 SUBWAY SUBWAY #WHERE SUB HERESUPERHEROESEAT SURWAY download (5).jpg 108 KB JPG >Be me >14 >At Bible Camp >Pastor is preaching a sermon >Phasing in and out >He starts talking about vices >"Without Jesus everyone has vices. And those vices are easily replaced with more harmful vices. Take Jared Fogle for example. His vice was overeating. He gave that up without Jesus and his new vice became r----- children." I don't remember the rest of his sermon but 11 years later that's the only time I've heard Subway or Jared Fogle mentioned from the pulpit.

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Anon keeps it in the family | /r/Greentext

File: biflag.png (332 B, 290x174) Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri)14:05:39 No.922624766 >>922624874 >>922624928 >be me >bisexual twink, late 20s >start dating big silver-haired 50-something divorced guy several months_later.jpg >we get engaged >suprisingly, family seems unbothered that I'm dating a man >his ex-wife is f------ livid, but nobody cares about her >his college-aged daughter is super cool with it >chalk it up as a win for the gay agenda, I guess >everyone was more concerned with the age gap than the gayness >get ALOT of crap about the age gap "Are you sure?" "He's twice your age!" "It's just weird..." "He could be your dad!" "You're closer to his daughter's age than his age!" "Is he paying you?" >f--- what other people think, I love my cuddly bear >start calling my hubby my "retirement plan" as a joke >dye my hair silver on our wedding day for the bit >fast forward a couples years and he dies in a workplace accident >lawyer calls regarding the will >assets include investments, savings, a condo, a cottage and life-insurance policy >decent payout, enough to retire >but I'd rather have my big furry guy >split 50/50 with his daughter >we agree to sell the condo but keep the cottage >after the funeral she and I have a week at the cottage to process our grief >we have sex >we start dating YearsPass.wav >a relationship blossoms >we gett engaged >everybody loses their s--- "I thought you were gay!" "She's your step-daughter!" "She's so much younger than you!" >I cannot f------ win Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:07:46 No.922624851 ►>>922625293 Serves you right for being a f >> Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:08:31 No.922624874 ► >> Le heckin' fisherman 08/09/24(Fri)14:09:53 No.922624928 >> Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:14:28 No.922625135► Le heckin' fisherman 08/09/24(Fri)14:16:25 No.922625215 Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:18:06 No.922625293 ► >>922624851 What color is your cottage, breeder?

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Anon accidentally looks like a chad | /r/Greentext

42 KB JPG to me >be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there >a stacy from my class comes up >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy

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Anon reminisces on the Halloween promo burger. | /r/Greentext

53 KB JPG >be me in October 2015 >Unsuspecting high schooler >go to Burger King for lunch because it's tasty >see they have a new Black bun A1 Whopper for Halloween >order one to try it because ehh why not >it's immaculate in flavor and design > order a second one to go >later that evening have to use the bathroom >s--- and wipe >get up to flush and catch a glimpse of my turd, it's bright neon green >think nothing of it > next day happens and I bring my friends to BK with me, we all get an A1 Whopper >later that night in the group chat all my friends were freaking out about neon green s---- >turns out it was because of the food dye in the buns BK please bring that burger back

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>be autistic 21 year old robot in college >turn $21,000 into $360,000 by pure luck 33 KB JPG >recently tell my parents after keeping it a secret >demand I use it to pay for sisters college >sisters student loans are at about $55,000 for a f------ sociology degree >act like I'm being selfish for wanting to keep the money I earned I genuinely feel resented by my family. For the first time in my life I achieved something that I felt truly proud of, and they immediately shame me for not sharing my success with my slut sister.

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