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Anonymous 8 KB JPG >Be me 08/09/24(Fri)15:14:05 No.4855843 >Go on class trip to a National Park (forget which one) >Get paired up with a guy who looks like a hipster. >In the lobby he complains about seeing a beer ad because they're "destroying the environment" and "enabling domestic violence". >Once we're on the trail he just mentions he's a feminist out of nowhere. >A quarter down the trail he asks what we're doing to save the environment. >He talks about how he lives in a shack with no power and only charges his phone at work. >When he asks me what I'm doing to save the planet I just say, "Global warming is a hoax". >He hits me with the climate change semantics and questions my other classmates. >We keep walking and eventually I get bit by a mosquito >He scolds me for killing it and says I'm hurting the planet. >Halfway down the trail he disappears and we don't see him again (even after returning to the building we started in). Arguably one of my strangest 9th Grade memories. What exactly was that guy's job anyway? All he did was act as a minor annoyance.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 08/05/24(Mon) 16:08:24 No.20730570 SUBWAY SUBWAY #WHERE SUB HERESUPERHEROESEAT SURWAY download (5).jpg 108 KB JPG >Be me >14 >At Bible Camp >Pastor is preaching a sermon >Phasing in and out >He starts talking about vices >"Without Jesus everyone has vices. And those vices are easily replaced with more harmful vices. Take Jared Fogle for example. His vice was overeating. He gave that up without Jesus and his new vice became r----- children." I don't remember the rest of his sermon but 11 years later that's the only time I've heard Subway or Jared Fogle mentioned from the pulpit.

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File: biflag.png (332 B, 290x174) Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri)14:05:39 No.922624766 >>922624874 >>922624928 >be me >bisexual twink, late 20s >start dating big silver-haired 50-something divorced guy several months_later.jpg >we get engaged >suprisingly, family seems unbothered that I'm dating a man >his ex-wife is f------ livid, but nobody cares about her >his college-aged daughter is super cool with it >chalk it up as a win for the gay agenda, I guess >everyone was more concerned with the age gap than the gayness >get ALOT of crap about the age gap "Are you sure?" "He's twice your age!" "It's just weird..." "He could be your dad!" "You're closer to his daughter's age than his age!" "Is he paying you?" >f--- what other people think, I love my cuddly bear >start calling my hubby my "retirement plan" as a joke >dye my hair silver on our wedding day for the bit >fast forward a couples years and he dies in a workplace accident >lawyer calls regarding the will >assets include investments, savings, a condo, a cottage and life-insurance policy >decent payout, enough to retire >but I'd rather have my big furry guy >split 50/50 with his daughter >we agree to sell the condo but keep the cottage >after the funeral she and I have a week at the cottage to process our grief >we have sex >we start dating YearsPass.wav >a relationship blossoms >we gett engaged >everybody loses their s--- "I thought you were gay!" "She's your step-daughter!" "She's so much younger than you!" >I cannot f------ win Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:07:46 No.922624851 ►>>922625293 Serves you right for being a f >> Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:08:31 No.922624874 ► >> Le heckin' fisherman 08/09/24(Fri)14:09:53 No.922624928 >> Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:14:28 No.922625135► Le heckin' fisherman 08/09/24(Fri)14:16:25 No.922625215 Anonymous 08/09/24(Fri)14:18:06 No.922625293 ► >>922624851 What color is your cottage, breeder?

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42 KB JPG to me >be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there >a stacy from my class comes up >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy

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Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri)08:09:30 No.78438981 457 KB PNG >be me >bully some random weird girl back in high school >laugh about it with the boys >graduate >go to college >meet new people >get degree >get job >meet new people >start building career >eventually forget all the people I went to high school with, except for the 5 bros I still hang out with >one day, some random chick messages me on facebook >oh s---, it's the girl I bullied 10 years ago >oh s---, I've been living rent-free in her head for the last decade >heart starts beating >mind starts racing >is she going to hit me with a lawsuit? am I f-----? is it over? >no, turns out she just spent the last 10 years flicking her bean to the thought of me pulling her hair, insulting her, and hitting her for s---- and giggles >that's weird as f--- but whatever >if she's dtf, it's all good Sun Tzu once said that if your enemy loots a sack of gold from your city, you should send an envoy to their king with a gift of two more sacks of gold.

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Anonymous 08/08/24(Thu)15:45:12 No.36827767 >be me ftm >Have estranged sister >Became estranged before i transitioned > Match with her on dating app >Know it's her >She's clueless I just ate out my biological sister ama >>36827806 >>36- Anonymous 08/08/24(Thu)15:50:37 No.36827806 >>36827825 >>36827767 (OP) But why? >> Anonymous 08/08/24(Thu)15:51:38 No.36827814 >>36827825 >>36827767 (OP) How did she taste

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1h (08/06/24 19:14) 78414398 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 61KB (940 × 1024) 1713167391698400.jpg >waiting at the work elevator by myself >a dude appears >scrawnier, paler, shorter, more recessed chin, worse receded hairline, and wearing an abysmal t-shirt >"Finally, someone uglier than me" >a few moments later a qt walks by >"Byyyeee Cody, have a nice night!" she in a kind and borderline seductive voice >"You too Vanessa" >"Thaaankkksss :)" After all this time I've finally realized that it really is just my personality that's the problem.

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File: 1375447446903.jpg-(2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 045zgJJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08:44:06 No.497225007 >decide I need to clean my intestines out >fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la >third day begins >need something to eat >at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a s--- monk, left bedridden >ingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water >go to sleep for four hours >wake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki >sit on my ivory throne of ascension >unleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight >the smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom(he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me) >the s---- begin >all is well first, until I feel s--- moving inside of me >now it's liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass >feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this >it gets stuck >start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson >it begins >s--- flies at mach 2 out my ass >it's huge chunky s--- thats red hot >feels like shards >meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass >my toilet is filling with s---, this is how I die >it subsides >something long is dangling out my ass and squirming >oh f--- oh f--- >theres a tapeworm coming out my ass >this f----- is long, he's touching the water >start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible >my f------ dog comes back in, leaves because of the smell >the tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water >concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my a------ >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet > once all is said and down, I go take the longest f------ shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position >I never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them. Replies: >>497226069 Anonymous (ID: 4FuslEXA) 08/02/13(Fri)08:49:04 No.497225510 thats f------ terrifying. Anonymous (ID: PIRQUAHY) 08/02/13(Fri)08:52:07 No.497225783 11/10

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG >Be me 08/09/24(Fri)15:14:05 No.4855843 >Go on class trip to a National Park (forget which one) >Get paired up with a guy who looks like a hipster. >In the lobby he complains about seeing a beer ad because they're "destroying the environment" and "enabling domestic violence". >Once we're on the trail he just mentions he's a feminist out of nowhere. >A quarter down the trail he asks what we're doing to save the environment. >He talks about how he lives in a shack with no power and only charges his phone at work. >When he asks me what I'm doing to save the planet I just say, "Global warming is a hoax". >He hits me with the climate change semantics and questions my other classmates. >We keep walking and eventually I get bit by a mosquito >He scolds me for killing it and says I'm hurting the planet. >Halfway down the trail he disappears and we don't see him again (even after returning to the building we started in). Arguably one of my strangest 9th Grade memories. What exactly was that guy's job anyway? All he did was act as a minor annoyance.

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