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47 KB JPG Typical everyday average British morning: >wake up >bobby knocks on door >"oi! open up you cheeky bastard and show me your sleeping licence!" >fumble around and finally find my licence >"s-sorry good sir. It's right here... God save the Queen." >bobby peers in and catches a glimpse of me telly >"halt! where's your TV licence you c---?!" >"draw TV licence from me wallet" >bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger >"oi mate! where's your permit for this licence?" >show him my licence permit >"this licence permit is expired. I'm taking you in!" >bobby draws his toy gun >stab him with my unregistered butterknife

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 306 KB JPG 08/09/24(Fri)02:26:48 No.78437067 >cute girl comes over >I make dinner or we order takeout >she pretends to enjoy my company >she picks a movie >we watch it and split a bottle of wine >afterwards she goes home How can I buy this experience? I feel like it shouldn't cost more than 200-300 for the evening, but hookers want 5x that for a few hours. Craigslist personals is gone and I'm newly divorced and lost

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1h (08/06/24 19:14) 78414398 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 61KB (940 × 1024) 1713167391698400.jpg >waiting at the work elevator by myself >a dude appears >scrawnier, paler, shorter, more recessed chin, worse receded hairline, and wearing an abysmal t-shirt >"Finally, someone uglier than me" >a few moments later a qt walks by >"Byyyeee Cody, have a nice night!" she in a kind and borderline seductive voice >"You too Vanessa" >"Thaaankkksss :)" After all this time I've finally realized that it really is just my personality that's the problem.

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File: 1375447446903.jpg-(2 KB, 126x126, 1316184738105s.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 045zgJJp) 08/02/13(Fri)08:44:06 No.497225007 >decide I need to clean my intestines out >fast for 3 days to begin my journey to shitgri-la >third day begins >need something to eat >at this point I have survived by drinking Gatorade to keep my blood sugar up, I am a s--- monk, left bedridden >ingest three colon cleansers, a whole can of sauerkraut, 2 liters of water >go to sleep for four hours >wake up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on nagassaki >sit on my ivory throne of ascension >unleash ungodly fart that lasts for 3 minutes straight >the smell is so bad my dog leaves the bathroom(he was my only companion in this troubled time, and he had forsaken me) >the s---- begin >all is well first, until I feel s--- moving inside of me >now it's liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass >feel something huge coming after 15 minutes of this >it gets stuck >start crying and make amends with jesus, buddha, hitler, bob marley, allah, and charles manson >it begins >s--- flies at mach 2 out my ass >it's huge chunky s--- thats red hot >feels like shards >meanwhile an IV drip of shitwater is coming out my ass >my toilet is filling with s---, this is how I die >it subsides >something long is dangling out my ass and squirming >oh f--- oh f--- >theres a tapeworm coming out my ass >this f----- is long, he's touching the water >start screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while smashing the flush lever as much as possible >my f------ dog comes back in, leaves because of the smell >the tapeworm rips in half due to the suction of the water >concentrate my tantric force, I can feel the worm returning to the safe haven of my a------ >drop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm, pull what must be 10 feet of worm down into toilet > once all is said and down, I go take the longest f------ shower ever, lie in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position >I never asked for this knowledge of the beast that dwells in my ass Don't fiddle with the doors that sauerkraut unlocks anons, you might not enjoy what is behind them. Replies: >>497226069 Anonymous (ID: 4FuslEXA) 08/02/13(Fri)08:49:04 No.497225510 thats f------ terrifying. Anonymous (ID: PIRQUAHY) 08/02/13(Fri)08:52:07 No.497225783 11/10

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08/08/24(Thu)17:40:28 No.477528120 > get punched in the face > tell people that you got punched in the face > government and medias blame you for spreading "offensive" information that may lead to a fight Anonymous (ID: +uDntHem ) UK right now 米

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Anonymous 21 KB JPG 10/08/17(Sun)21:56:08 No.43141802 >in middle school >have friend who was shy and awkward looking >he had no luck with the ladies >at valentine's everyone but him got love letters from class and schoolmates >said he didn't mind >the following years on valentine's day i wrote anonymous love letters and slid them into his lockers >borrowed my mum's perfume and sprayed it on the letters and did the lipstick kisses and everything I went all in He seemed to be happy to have received letters for once. Then I played oblivious when people asked who they were from. I suggested it might have been a girl that he likes and he did actually end up getting together with her for a while after that so maybe it made him grew the balls to ask her out. >>43141832 # >>43141854 #

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Anonymous 17 KB JPG 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?

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99 KB JPG Story time >Be me >Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet >Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered >Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >I pull over and run over to her >Old woman inside >Alive but hurt >I open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels >One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared >Mfw I'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG 04/22/19(Mon)12:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >I always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman View Thread

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: Anonymous 6 KB JPG you deserve!" 02/10/20(Mon)19:08:02 No.56673862 >be on bus with my pal >going home after work >he turns to me a with a stupid grin on his face >"Hey anon, you heard about that new restaurant called Karma?" >"uh... No. Why?" >"There's no menu, you get what >I chuckle for a bit >t'was a good joke >t'was a good day

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47 KB JPG Typical everyday average British morning: >wake up >bobby knocks on door >"oi! open up you cheeky bastard and show me your sleeping licence!" >fumble around and finally find my licence >"s-sorry good sir. It's right here... God save the Queen." >bobby peers in and catches a glimpse of me telly >"halt! where's your TV licence you c---?!" >"draw TV licence from me wallet" >bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger >"oi mate! where's your permit for this licence?" >show him my licence permit >"this licence permit is expired. I'm taking you in!" >bobby draws his toy gun >stab him with my unregistered butterknife

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