Anon spreads offensive speech | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

08/08/24(Thu)17:40:28 No.477528120 > get punched in the face > tell people that you got punched in the face > government and medias blame you for spreading "offensive" information that may lead to a fight Anonymous (ID: +uDntHem ) UK right now 米

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (590px x 197px)

File size: 50.4 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,691 Images

More:

Anon may have found love | /r/Greentext

File: anon.png (29 KB, 778x512) Anonymous 10/11/19(Fri)20:53:15 No.54825693 >>54825712 >be me >18 >just started at uni >past 6 years of school killed me >come into uni an emotionless and pessimistic guy >meet girl >funny, cute, interesting >always nice to me >both of us are tall >she makes me smile after the longest time >forget all my struggles when she walks into the room >feel good whenever I'm with her >thinking of her makes me want to be better >she hugs me one day >tfw it felt like every broken piece in my body was squeezed back into place Is this love?

Pin

Next level anon shit. Even happier ending. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB JPG 10/08/17(Sun)21:56:08 No.43141802 >in middle school >have friend who was shy and awkward looking >he had no luck with the ladies >at valentine's everyone but him got love letters from class and schoolmates >said he didn't mind >the following years on valentine's day i wrote anonymous love letters and slid them into his lockers >borrowed my mum's perfume and sprayed it on the letters and did the lipstick kisses and everything I went all in He seemed to be happy to have received letters for once. Then I played oblivious when people asked who they were from. I suggested it might have been a girl that he likes and he did actually end up getting together with her for a while after that so maybe it made him grew the balls to ask her out. >>43141832 # >>43141854 #

Pin

Chad dodges a bullet AND does what’s right | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 17 KB JPG 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?

Pin

Anon drives home from work | /r/Greentext

99 KB JPG Story time >Be me >Two years ago >Driving home from work because not neet >Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered >Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times >I pull over and run over to her >Old woman inside >Alive but hurt >I open the door and pull her out >She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die >Other people get out of their cars and come over >I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago >Be visiting super religious Grandparents >They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels >One woman comes on >Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car >Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared >Mfw I'm an angel >Mfw a girl called me handsome

Pin

Anon is liked by his peers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 04/22/19(Mon)12:13:12 No.798004600 >be me >changed schools and locations at least a dozen times in my life >old friend invites me to his party >never been to a party before >but I havent seen him in so long >f--- it Im going >expect that Im gonna be a social stigma and talk to nobody >oh well >arrive at party >"ANON!" >everyone happy as f--- to see me >hugs on top of hugs on top of hugs from people I havent seen in years >they all missed me >I always thought I was a social outcast >smoking pot, getting drunk >flirting with girls that I used to think were way out of my league >vibing like there is no tommorow >3 am, crossfaded out of my mind >pass out on friend's floor >people actually like me >people actually enjoy my presence >feelsgoodman View Thread

Pin

Feels good man, feels good | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG you deserve!" 02/10/20(Mon)19:08:02 No.56673862 >be on bus with my pal >going home after work >he turns to me a with a stupid grin on his face >"Hey anon, you heard about that new restaurant called Karma?" >"uh... No. Why?" >"There's no menu, you get what >I chuckle for a bit >t'was a good joke >t'was a good day

Pin

Anon makes a joke | /r/Greentext

Anon Ascended 25 KB JPG 12/07/17(Thu)20:20:40 No.41636302 >Be me, in biology class >teacher not here, so we watch House >I make a joke about the incesty father in the episode >girl next to me laughs and says "Man, I really hate you, anon." >I reply "Yeah, I get that alot." >She responds "Aww man, you know I was joking, right? You're honestly f------ hilarious." I truly feel alive now, never been happier

Pin

Anon cheers up 5/10 sad woman | /r/Greentext

File: 1539425732309s.jpg (6 KB, 199x250) > say i need to go home saw sad woman on street Anonymous 10/13/18 (Sat) 1 > be me,M15 f----- > have bad day, walking home > see sad woman, 5/10 looks like she about to cry > idea.png > walk up to her > ask if shes ok "yeah im fine" > better_idea.jpg > "Hey...aren't you that Paris Fashion week Model???" > she looks suprised "What? no,im not a model and i could never be one" > say "not yet" > she looks happy af, like i just made her whole week better >gain nothing from it because gay and underaged "Thanks,i really needed that today" > made both our days better > time for heaven.org > pic not really related just what i thought of afterwards

Pin

Anon notices | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 18bjlpQR) File: sdfsfs.png (744 KB, 982x792) | 08/08/24(Thu)09:59:18 No.477468668 >be 70 year old britbong >go to a protest and have a small truncheon in your hand >get sentenced to 5 years in prison SHAME ON YOU >be muzzle AAAAA >go to a protest and have a big machete in your hand >get celebrated as 'saviors of the muslim community' AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pin

Anon is a filthy millennial | /r/Greentext

45 KB JPEG > be me, filthy millennial > go to college and study hard > graduate with honors > be told, "now you're gonna make the big bucks!" > get a job making $35k/yr instead > years later salary has only marginally increased >hopping jobs like the floor is f----- lava > nobody wants to pay more than $50k/yr > inflation eating me alive > rent eating me alive > overall existence eating me alive > now i'm competing with a million retards like myself for a job that may or may not exist > IJustLearned About GhostJobs.png > get a side gig running grocery delivery > with tips it aint so bad but feel stupid as f--- for being almost 40 and this is my life > Imao everybody at the store is shopping for someone else > make friends at least > realize everybody works 2-3 jobs like me > realize $50k WAS the "big bucks" > realize we're all f----- > realize this is the way it's always going to be > realize we're all going to be doing this until we collapse

Pin

The Crime of the Century | /r/Greentext

File: coin.png (436 KB, 862x575) :թայլ BUCK :ON Вашем Man arrested for stealing $600,000 worth of unreleased, limited edition Bluey coins Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)19:53:15 No.144840446 ►>>144840463 >>144840962 >>144841447 >> >A 47-year-old man has been charged after allegedly stealing over $600,000 worth of limited edition Bluey coins. >Police allege the man was an employee at a warehouse where the Australian Mint packages were being held before their release. >Police says only 1,000 of the coins have been accounted for a most will now be in circulation. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-07/nsw-sydney-australian- mint-bluey-coins-stolen/104195362 Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)19:54:46 No.144840463 >>144840446 (OP) We're not beating the fake country allegations aye c----. >> Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)19:58:50 No. 144840508 ► >The NSW Robbery and Serious Crime Squad launched an investigation under Strike Force Bandit. based Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)21:00:49 No.144840962 ► File: dollarydoos.png (997 KB, 1296x730) >>144840446 (OP) "Six hundred thousand dollarydoos?" "TOBIAS! DID YOU STEAL BLUEY COINS FROM THE AUSSIE MINT?" Anonymous 08/07/24(Wed)22:07:52 No. 144841447 >>144840446 (OP) >Australia is putting Bluey on their currency That'd be like America putting Mickey Mouse on quarters.

Pin

Anon is damaged. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1-2 hurts just a little 4 KB JPG >be me 08/08/24(Thu)02:40:26 No.78426319 >heavy p--- user for many years >got into edging >long story short, penis no longer works >can't get an erection or keep a partial erection even >zero libido now, no interest in women or sex >testicles don't really produce semen anymore, can go months without having a wet dream >quit watching p--- and made some lifestyle changes, but it was too late >damage is permanent, have to accept it >still remember how good it felt to masturbate and drain my balls >relive the feeling through the videos, but it is kind of sad Guys, please reconsider if you're a heavy p--- user, you could end up like me. It is not a meme guys, d--- death is real.

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes