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File: 1400867279627.jpg (558 KB, 1920x800) Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)16:21:25 No.201202235 ►>>201202338 >>201202620 >>201202671 >>201202730 >>201202784 >>201203366 >>201203514 >>201203548 >>201210182 >>201210979 >Watching Lord of the Rings with gf >Get to the part where Boromir is filled with arrows >He and Aragorn share a teary goodbye and Boromir dies >She smiles and says "Thank goodness. I hated him." Should I dump her? Why don't girls understand this character?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 2.57 MB PNG 07/05/24(Fri)09:29:06 No.3543212 >"why yes, i do prefer static portraits that look nothing like my character and clash terribly with the game's artstyle" >"you mean to tell me that you actually like having your character portrait...*barf*...resemble your character model?" why are crpg players like this? Anonymous >>3543212 (OP) # 07/05/24(Fri)09:33:48 No.3543216 This is why you use Al to generate portraits >>3546784 # >>3547448 # Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)09:35:40 No.3543218 Those retarded pathfinder portraits look so ugly they seem to be made with Al.

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Anonymous Sif made by nuFrom 07/13/24(Sat) 15:16:03 No.682620448 1694931717235007.jpg 117 KB JPG >instead of starting to limb after a certain amount of damage a cutscene starts >black and red energy starts emerging from Sif's body >"forgive me, my dearest master Artorias" >Sif bites his right wounded leg and tears it from his body > where the wound is, a huge clawed arm appears, made from red and black energy >Sif's eyes glow red and his sword also gains a red glow and starts hovering over him >"now...let us walsk the Abyss....together" >new health bar: Sif, best friend of the Walker of the Chasm >immediately lashes at you 8 times in a row with random delays between each hit >each hit triggers an AoE >all while his floating swords shoots homing energy flames at you >starts howling and the entire arena gets hit by 20 red AoE lightning >while you die after two hits, you hear "maybe i wasn't such a good boy after all" over fainted generic orchestra sounds and latin chants

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anon disrespects the Fr*nch | /r/Greentext

>be frog general in 1914 Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat) 13:00:32 No.16851779 >be the machine gun in 1893 >absolutely SHRED muh fuckas in the 1st Matabele War >ffwd to 1898 >absolutely SHRED muh fuckas in the Spanish-American War >ffwd to 1899 >absolutely SHRED muh fuckas in the 2nd Boer War >ffwd to 1905 >absolutely SHRED muh fuckas in the Russo-Japanese War >Zis crude weapon is no match for our esprit de corps! >Fix le bayonets, men – CHAAARGE >ffwd 1 year and half a million dead frogs later >Sacrebleu! Who could have predeected such a weapon were possibre? Perhaps vee should adjust our tacteecs It's almost like it was overwhelmingly obvious that the machine gun was a revolutionary weapon decades before WWI, and that the frog high command was literally retarded for not recognizing this

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Commit The Reserves | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/05/24(Fri)10:45:07 No.78052100 507.jpg 20 KB JPG >need work experience to get a job >need a job to get work experience Seriously can someone help me get a f------ job? Everything on Indeed is either 5 trillion miles away or requires 479 years of worm experience. How the f--- am I supposed to get a job?

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Anonymous 07/10/24(Wed)02:33:07 No.201135549 _91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f313f.jpg 58 KB JPG >take mushrooms with friend last night >he puts on "Aladdin" to watch while tripping >spend the entire trip thinking he might be secretly gay

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⠀ Anonymous i didn't know it was this bad 141 KB GIF 07/13/24(Sat)09:16:35 No.78139839 >be me >talking to gf and she mentions her friend is going through a breakup after 1 year >ask why >she says her friend's boyfriend never takes her on dates, ignores her texts pretty often, never gets her flowers or gifts or anything, gets blackout drunk when he's out with his friends and hits on other girls >she's fed up >ask why the f--- she stayed with him for a year if he never did any of that >gf says she doesn't know but seems like she does >press her on it >finally she admits "according to her, his dong is like eight inches and thick" >"she says they have sex like ten times a week and he doesn't even have to do anything to get her to c--" >mfw i realize having a big d--- is literally the only requirement to have a year-long relationship >mfw i realize this if i had a bigger d--- i wouldn't have to put any effort in to my whole relationship >mfw i realize my gf's friend has been bragging to my gf about a d--- significantly larger than mine for a full year haha cool i love that

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Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/08/24(Sat)03:28:36 No.74447887 >be me cutting since january and finally lean >just doing my thing at the gym when i notice a qt stealing glances >seen her before but we have never talked or interacted >tell myself to focus and to not be a schizo >i finish my set and she sets up next to me >make eye contact through the mirror and she smiles >tell her if she needs a spot im here >"okay" and she never asks and i move to a different exercise >go to fill up my water bottle and she bumps into me as i turn around >cue some small talk and she compliments my fit and water bottle (lol) and i tell her i just bought it the other day >"oh my leggings are new too" and she does like a side pose lifting one foot to her ass >stare at her cheeks like a f------ ape >she calls me a creep and jokingly punches my chest >i do some pec bounces like a retard and she laughs >"whats your instagram" >tell her i don't have one and she says i can have her number instead >she f------ winks and waves me goodbye afterwards >later do a cia background check on her and turns out she is micro influencer >she has pics at all these fancy places and vacations + tons of dudes thirsting in comments >mfw im kissless for 2 years and a complete antisocial shut in i have a feeling its just a government contractor keeping on eye on me. no way girls this beautiful approach, let alone a turboautist like me. can only f--- this up anyway. >>74447933 # >>74448026 # >>74448068 # >>74449033 # >>74450780 # -71153262 # 3571458513 #

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Anonymous 11/18/23(Sat) 19:30:41 No.657881745 red-alert2-web.jpg 380 KB JPG >RTS requires planning, thinking and concentration to play >Zoomers don't have those skills because they spend all their free time watching dumb s--- on tiktok >RTS is now a dead genre thanks to zoomies being retarded

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12 KB JPG >Be me >Working at Burger King >I add an extra chicken nuggets to bags when they're for a kid's meal >Imagine the kid feeling so lucky he got an extra nugget >He wasn't actually lucky though, as I did that deliberately My devilish nature cannot be contained

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File: 01929383730282830.jpg (223 KB, 2560x1440) Iwant her to be hung up on me like ten years, at least! Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat) 04:25:52 No.201227524 >>201228470 >>201228495 >>201228621 >>201228668 >>201228705 >>201228707 >>201228752 >>201228759 >>201228832 >>201229506 >>201229786 >>201229798 >>201230100 >>201230685 >>201231177 >>201231314 >>201231457 >>201231694 >>201231763 >>201232268 >>201232276 >>201232577 >>201233745 >>201234015 >>201234251 >>201235680 >>201235955 >>201236354 >>201237034 >>201241334 >>201241601 >>201241650 >>201243373 >>201244959 >>201248802 >>201249346 >>201251050 >>201251090 >>201251259 >> >ruins your 10/10 show Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat)04:59:09 No.201228470 ►>>201228759 >>201229154 >>201229585 >>201230046 >>201230065 >>201235652 >>201227524 (OP) >erencels still seething years later best ending of all time. Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat)05:01:59 No.201228537 ►>>201228759 >>201229851 >>201238847 >nooooo the character whose personality i project myself into is in reality an insecure pathetic loser Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat)05:04:44 No.201228621 >>201228759 >>201236927 >>201237486 >>201246203 File: _b56ebff71f2a915d6220ff68(...).png (955 KB, 946x712) NO MATTER NO HOW MUCH MATTER HE'S HELD WHAT CAGE HE'S IN... BACK... I KNOW. HE'S A TRUE MONSTER. IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS TITAN POWER. ... TO SUBMIT >>201228681 >>201228711 CAPTAIN ?! NO ONE CAN FORCE HIM... >>201227524 (OP) >Eren framed as some kind of animal with insane willpower like Guts >gives up at 80% and simps for a stepsister who was dtf anyway Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat)05:34:10 No.201229506 ► >>201227524 (OP) >any anime show >10/10

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