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>be me Just tried out the jerk 9000 Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2024 18:18:57 No.77808888 >29 old virgin neet not even kissed >recently lost some weight and started talking to w----- on Reddit >trying to find love, but only finding horny fems >somehow able to manipulate these dumb bitches >most don't even care what I look like >cause most are fat roasties >they just want to get off >start calling me daddy and s--- >full on TPE >cant even jerk it cause I need to talk to help them get off >countdowns and orgasm denials >started collecting their nudes and orgasm sounds >might scam some horny losers on Onlyfans >meet a fat Mexican chick from Cali >she has a long range toy >playing vidya on the side as I move some sliders around and tell her not to c-- >notice they got male toys too on the website >Solace, 280 strokes per minute >see it can sync to vidya >f--- it, I'll try for fun >reviews say its a full woman replacer, but very loud >fleshlight was fun for a few sessions >arrived today >massive unit of a cocksleeve >so big its sizeshaming me and cant even get hard >take the transparent sleeve out and start f------ that >see my d--- through it and getting halfway >feelsgoodman >finally get hard and turn it on >intense af >put on p--- >battery starts dying >c-- pretty quick View fellow robots, i was shocked at how quick I came. i dont think i would last with a real woman. not sure if this machine will train me to be ready or be my further descend into cybermonk. anyone else had similar experiences with toys? picrel actual booklet

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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