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: Anonymous 145 KB JPG 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more meat than usual >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,, and ,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the ,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is a troll | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 275 KB PNG 04/13/21(Tue)04:47:52 No.63192366 Anyone else like to do a little trolling? Tell us about a moment when you epicly trolled someone 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 04/13/21(Tue)05:27:02 No.63192652 Anonymous So what I would do is go on snapchat, add random people, and just be a general d---. >Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away >"I'm here, where you at n----?" >"I've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself" >keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight >tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago >send him a picture of my penis and call him a f-----

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/toy/ Anonymous my Christmas experience 6 KB JPG 01/05/21(Tue)21:33:59 No.8677314 >be me >an 18 year old autistic kid who likes stuff animals > tell my older brother about these round seal plush toys from japan that are really cute >brother probably not paying too much attention I assumed so I forgot I told him > fast forward to December 25th >brother hands me a flat package >I think it's a shirt or something > I open it up I find a very flattened small version of the seal pillow I told him about > I am very happy and tell him how much I love it >thanks brother

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anon is disappointed in modern grenades | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/24/18(Sat)16:16:02 No.36925725 Why aren't grenades designed like these anymore? They have some definite 11 KB JPG advantages over what is commonly used today and they seem pretty practical in terms of ergonomics. >Doesn't roll >Can throw further >Can stick into ground if necessary >Can give you pleasure Can anyone explain to me why these are outdated?

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anon's mom gets in the way of his gains | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPG Anonymous 51 KB JPG >>58871699 # Anonymous 12/14/20(Mon)09:57:42 No.58869702 >tfw mom found the protein condoms 12/14/20(Mon)10:35:50 No.58870137 the what? 12/14/20(Mon)12:34:28 No.58871699 >>58870137 # mom thinks whey is drugs so my brother and i hide protein in the toilet water tank in condoms

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: images (2).jpg (9 KB, 223x226) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat) 16:58:31 No.887774362 >In my truck eating lunch by the park. >See a guy in a fox suit hanging out in the park. >It's a f------ furry. Holy f------ s--- guys, I had to idea they were a real thing. What do I do? 0/0/1/5

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Anonymous 980 KB GIF 10/22/22(Sat)16:13:13 No.70689798 >>70691225 # >100 word essay due next week >haven't even started yet : Anonymous >>70689798 (OP) # >100 word kindergartners have made it onto r9k kek 10/22/22(Sat)16:15:20 No.70689825

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Anon is a scientist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 195 KB JPG 10/22/22(Sat)12:41:01 No.887763634 I started a scientific research /b/ >what group is the internet most sensitive about? >hypothesis: probably gays >platform:reddit's trashy subreddit to find absurd behavior >begin experiment, write name of stereotypically associated demographic under posts >begin with "white people" under gun fanatics, trumpsters, rednecks, white trash >lots of upvotes >next, plan to post black people under ghetto stuff that has black people in videos >post black people under a weird daggering dance video >instant ban before I can find more videos >f------ ruined my experient, didn't even get to women, jews, gays, and jew gays The american education system is broken, I tried to help but couldn't. You're on your own America.

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Anon lives in India | /r/Greentext

>be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two-headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the Ganges >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call centre >"hello this is hank from computer company we need to ask you a few-" *click* >creepily hit on western women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw with, pray to 5 armed lobster-woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth

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: Anonymous (ID: T67Zr/aF) 198 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: hsu1|Mm8) >>400986842 # 10/22/22(Sat)17:49:13 No.400983229 >start socialising more >get friends >get gf >suddenly become apathetic to politics and become less extreme in my views >>400983229 (OP) # Yep, that's how it works. >>400987293 # 10/22/22(Sat)17:51:27 No.400983427 Anonymous (ID: ohAdm9Lp) >>400983229 (OP) # prolactin is one helluva drug >>400984195 # 10/22/22(Sat)17:53:01 No.400983559 : Anonymous (ID: MuOuCziL 10/22/22(Sat)17:54:14 No.400983680 >>400983229 (OP) # >suddenly become apathetic to politics how were you not already? are you stupid? were you pretending to be a freedom fighter as you shitposted?

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: Anonymous Negative mire 1.78 MB GIF 12/02/21(Thu)17:51:01 No.64581240 >go to a party with some friends >get introduced to new people >try to socialize a little bit and have fun >everyone gets visibly drunker as the night progresses >try to make contact with some of the new girls >female friend comes around >"Hey, I see that you already met anon. I'll let you in on a secret: He is really ripped under that sweater" >girls look weirded out >"But then his face doesn't match any of that" >girls agree giggling >get excluded from the interaction >I go to the toilet and leave the party shortly after >female friend hasn't even apologized for embarrassing me I feel really defeated.

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