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File: kinostorage.jpg (2.68 MB, 2000x2000) KINO STORAGE CHOICES A SA 057230 WHICH IS THE BETTER KINO STORAGE OPTION? Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)21:43:32 No.201068110 >>201068144 >>201068171 >>201068220 >>201068221 >>201068225 >>201068412 >>201068480 >>201068489 >>201068895 >>201069465 >>201069567 >>201071795 >>201074780 >>201076953 >>201077001 >>201077434 >>201077833 >>201079411 >>201079494 >>201080135 >>201081721 >>201086891 >>201089490 >>201089497 >>201094259 >>201097077 >>201099445 >>201101703 >>201105697 >>201106828 >>201109279 >>201109531 >>201110383 >>201112439 >>201112673 >>201112815 >>201112822 >>201112842 Option 1: >fuckhuge shelf full of worthless plastic Blurays that takes up tons of space and you have to pull out and slide into a stupid Bluray player that you have to buy for each TV that you own at home. Option 2: >elegant little 2-Bay NAS you can place on a desk or shelf that stores your kinos, downloads more kinos for you if you want from torrents, ddl, usenet, etc, and streams them to any phone, tablet or TV you have connected to your home router and you never have to worry about losing storage because if one HDD fails, you can just buy another one to duplicate your data to prevent loss. You can even build your own NAS out of parts if you want to save even more money. Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)21:45:07 No.201068144 ►>>201068164 >>201068230 >>201069055 >>201069358 >>201069445 >>201076953 >>201077325 >>201080062 >>201080588 >>201098732 >>201098773 >>201101883 >>201102952 >>201112812 >>201068110 (OP). Tinder date comes around and sees my massive collection, she's impressive. She sees a nerdy hard drive by my TV, she's leaving Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)21:47:59 No.201068230 File: 1703667553998870.png (368 KB, 633x571) When she asks for something long and impressive, so you whip out LORD LORD LORD RINGS >>201068144 this guy f----

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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150KIB, 597x512, 1fd.png View Same Google ImgOps lqdb SauceNAO + Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 19:11:22 No.63395840 View Reply Quoted By: >>63395856 >>63395932 >>63395975 >>63396013 >>63396193 >>63396301 > >>63401559 >>63401746 >>63401858 >>63401892 >>63401931 >>63403605 >cute guy with blue eyes standing outside the cafe and talking to some ppl >try staring at his eyes >He sees me nothing happens and I leave in embassment and anxiety >Later pass by a qt light blonde guy and try staring at his eyes while we cross >He sees and nothing happens Is my approach wrong? Should I start wearing makeup?I am not fat what should I do? Please give me advice and not just bully for having been born with a vagina

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Anonymous 41 KB JPG 4 Replies 1 Image 07/09/24(Tue)07:58:33 No.7809590 >finally find internet friend who messages me first >teach him how to get a girlfriend >he gets one and stops messaging me first welp, there goes nothing... View Thread

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219 KB JPG >"Hey dad have you received a stimulus check yet?" >"No." >"Why?" >"Because I haven't payed taxes in 4 years." I love him

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Anonymous (ID: 9yAqzwJc) 07/03/24(Wed)23:45:55 No.472983706 >highest GDP ever >highest S&P ever 1707193924163217.png 219 KB PNG >most miserable time to live in america and most people are broke Were all of these magic economy numbers just a meme all along?

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Anonymous 99 KB PNG 12/08/18 (Sat)23:56:44 No.49733868 >be me >beta suicidal virgin >go to uni >pretty miserable and not a lot of friends >most people know that i am depressed >get a text from a cousin >he tells me not to kill myself >w--.jpg >"did you also become on of those f--- who tell me not to cuz of no reasons?" >"no anon i have great plans. We gonna live together, get hella bitchez, play lots of vidya and have a f------ mansion." >mfw it is the best thing i have ever heard in my life >mfw someone wants me in their life >mfw it has been a week since that text but i am still happy Thank you, cousin

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648 KB PNG >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >whynot.jpg >go to friend >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops

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geomaxxing is the truth 65 KB JPG 07/08/24(Mon) 14:33:25 No.78090728 >be me >below average white guy >last year of university, khhv, only get landwhales on tinder and too blackpilled to jestermax for them >lonely, depressed, life is constant cope with vidya and p--- >university makes us do a "work term" at a company before we graduate >notice there's international jobs >figure f--- it why not and apply for a job in vietnam >they hire me after first interview >school gives funding for jobs in asia so they fly me out there for free >have money saved up from parents because i never buy anything, everything is insanely cheap there and i am pretty much rich >went from basically invis on dating apps to godmode >lose khhv in a week of being there >finally feel what its like to be desired >job pays me sheckles but working there is fun because they actually like me >pure dopamine 24/7, chad treatment from girls, going out with co workers and having a group of friends for once is amazing >make more memories in 4 months than i did in 22 years living in the west Now I'm back and life sucks again but I'm putting all of my effort into making money online so that I can go explore all of SEA without wageslaving. Feels like I finally have a purpose. Just remember it's not over until you geomax bros.

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Anonymous 10/31/19(Thu)19:20:01 No.13146883 >be 1 month neet after my job of a year >my only skill is videogames >think cooking is for girls >discover gordon ramsay 33 KB JPG >he's angry, but wise and understandable >start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job >get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing thank you Ramsay

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Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No. 77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anonymous H 852 KB JPG 07/08/24(Mon)21:25:05 No. 78094517 >butthole always itches even after wiping my ass 1000 times >american, so no bidet in public restrooms How did the Founding Fathers do it without bathing for years?

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ENOUGH 5KiB, 281x179, 222.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 22:14:21 No.78027143 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>78027173 >be me >make good money as a programmer working from home but still struggle >live with mom buy it's comfortable as i don't have to pay rent or cook or anything and she sometimes lends me money >be low on cash and need to pay stuff so ask her to venmo me 50 bucks >she says it's okay but she will we out shopping so she asks me to give her my credit card and pin number to do it at an atm >think she's just being and old woman cause venmo is way easier but it's okay >be later she comes home >turns out bitch just wanted to see my transactions and found out i spend a lot of money on onlyfans >she also saw some amazon expenses but asked why nothing arrives home and i was forced to tell her they're gifts for my e-girls >she gets irrationally angry at me takes away my laptop >tell her i need it for work >says she'll only allow me to use it when im working and she'll be by my side all the time >have to post this from my phone anons im 32 f------ years old not a teenager, why doesnt this bitch just move to a retirement home and leaves me the house for myslef h--------

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File: kinostorage.jpg (2.68 MB, 2000x2000) KINO STORAGE CHOICES A SA 057230 WHICH IS THE BETTER KINO STORAGE OPTION? Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)21:43:32 No.201068110 >>201068144 >>201068171 >>201068220 >>201068221 >>201068225 >>201068412 >>201068480 >>201068489 >>201068895 >>201069465 >>201069567 >>201071795 >>201074780 >>201076953 >>201077001 >>201077434 >>201077833 >>201079411 >>201079494 >>201080135 >>201081721 >>201086891 >>201089490 >>201089497 >>201094259 >>201097077 >>201099445 >>201101703 >>201105697 >>201106828 >>201109279 >>201109531 >>201110383 >>201112439 >>201112673 >>201112815 >>201112822 >>201112842 Option 1: >fuckhuge shelf full of worthless plastic Blurays that takes up tons of space and you have to pull out and slide into a stupid Bluray player that you have to buy for each TV that you own at home. Option 2: >elegant little 2-Bay NAS you can place on a desk or shelf that stores your kinos, downloads more kinos for you if you want from torrents, ddl, usenet, etc, and streams them to any phone, tablet or TV you have connected to your home router and you never have to worry about losing storage because if one HDD fails, you can just buy another one to duplicate your data to prevent loss. You can even build your own NAS out of parts if you want to save even more money. Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)21:45:07 No.201068144 ►>>201068164 >>201068230 >>201069055 >>201069358 >>201069445 >>201076953 >>201077325 >>201080062 >>201080588 >>201098732 >>201098773 >>201101883 >>201102952 >>201112812 >>201068110 (OP). Tinder date comes around and sees my massive collection, she's impressive. She sees a nerdy hard drive by my TV, she's leaving Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)21:47:59 No.201068230 File: 1703667553998870.png (368 KB, 633x571) When she asks for something long and impressive, so you whip out LORD LORD LORD RINGS >>201068144 this guy f----

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