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: Anonymous 56 KB JPG mi 07/03/24(Wed) 04:09:42 No.920762262 >be me >troon >acquire scholarship in high school to attend Harvard for neuroscience and mathematics >constantly get s--- on by faculty and research directors for being le intern >tfw smarter than literally all of them >sperg out and seduce chaser research director always complimenting me on my hair/outfits >get him to steal unused but highly volatile and safeguarded materials from the project we're both working on >some f----- snitches >both the chaser and I are charged with serious offenses for appropriating materials >lack of physical evidence, positive character witnesses, and a good ass lawyer save my ass while chaser goes to prison for half a decade >mfw he's getting out on bail next week >mfw we're both still blacklisted from academia to this day despite my charges getting dismissed >mfw i'm still using the appropriated materials to singlehandedly change the world and our understanding of human consciousness as we know it stay on the lookout and remember this post, anons. within the next decade you'll hear about my name on the news in a manner that rightfully gives me the credit i've deserved this entire time. you'll be proud to have been there the day it was announced. i'm worried about the chaser coming back after me though and trying to put me through the wringer, legally speaking. does he have any basis? is there anything I can preemptively do so he can't f--- me over when i'm standing at the precipice of a technological and neuroscientific revolution here?!?!

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