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Anonymous 71 KB JPG Anonymuos 07/02/24(Tue)09:55:05 No.268372545 >I need a break from modern haremshit in fantasy anime >decide to read Berserk as a change of pace >the girls in Gut's party all want to jump on his d--- god dammit >>268372545 (OP) # >decide to read berserk pics or it didn't happen Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)09:56:53 No.268372591 07/02/24(Tue)09:57:32 No.268372608 Your fault for indulging in that s--- in the first place. Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)09:59:38 No.268372655 Guts is just a boring gary stu Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:21:13 No.268373318 >the only one he's interested in is a crazy bitch this trope needs to stop Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:36:10 No.268373753 Well, he is the strong and handsome man that protects them without asking for sev in ovchanae in a world

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Ocarina of time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 200 You got a Huge Rupee! Return This Rupee is worth a whopping two hundred Rupees! 07/02/24(Tue)10:42:05 No.681504169 >gets a bazillion rupees >bag is already full F---. Post more frustrating vidya moments 33 KB JPG Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:46:08 No.681504503 How is it frustrating? Your bag is full because there's nothing to spend rupees on Anonymous Help 72 KB PNG value drops 07/02/24(Tue)10:48:49 No.681504708 >play wow >inventory is full >almost done quest >don't want to go back to town until quest is done >have to start selectively deleting items to make room for higher >eventually hit a point where you can't figure out what the most worthless item to delete is to make room for the loot you want to pick up

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Anon doesn’t like the boy and the heron | /r/Greentext

10:49 USE WINGMAN AI [Advertise on 4chan] 5G Anonymous The Boy and the Heron thread 349 KB JPG 07/02/24(Tue)10:10:20 No.268372986 >movie is called The Boy and the Heron >it's not about the relationship between the Boy and the Heron Unfocused movie. It keeps introducing new elements while having a thin excuse of rescuing someone. It wasn't a journey, Miyazaki was making stuff up as he went. His previous stories had tight stories, this one felt way more schizophrenic. It's nott a bad movie though, it just loses its way after the boy goes to the magical world. Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:13:12 No.268373076 Will his next movie be the nausicaä sequel? >>268373128 # Anonymous >>268372986 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:14:47 No.268373125 Should have had just a bit more sailing and weird island encounters. Less parakeets too. >>268373315 # Anonymous >>268373076 # 07/02/24(Tue)10:14:50 No.268373128 >his next >took him over 7 years to make his last movie boards.4chan.org

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Piracy Manga anon gatekeeping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:25:15 No.268373441 >he downloads his manga instead of just reading them online Why are you like this? 106 KB JPG Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:26:36 No.268373475 How do I know it will still be there tomorrow? A year from now? Ten years from now? >>268373595 # >>268373738 # Anonymous >>268373475 # 07/02/24(Tue)10:31:02 No.268373595 You will be married to an ugly fat woman 10 years from now and will have no time for manga Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:33:50 No.268373690 >>268373441 (OP) # >read manga online >chapter missing >chapter missing >suddenly low res chapter >chapter skipped >randomly changes to comic sans mtl scan >second half missing entirely Anonymous >>268373475 # 07/02/24(Tue)10:35:41 No.268373738 the same way you know that ten years from now your hard drives will still work

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Man of constant sorrow | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:48:00 No.78024643 Man-of-Constant-Sorrow-1-1024x683.jpg 91 KB JPG >IIIIII AM A MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW >I'VE SEEN TROUBLE ALL MY DAYS

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Anons lonely plight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue)10:43:30 No.78024634 >got so lonely and worn out after never having any affection or attention from a girl ever that at 29 | finally said f--- it and agreed to be a cuck for a hot girl off tinder. Been doing this for almost 200 days. Her date from yesterday and her are asleep together in the bedroom. I just woke up. I sleep in a sleeping bag in the basement of our rental. Getting up to make breakfast and bring it in to them, but not until 10:30am. How tf did it get like this. 110 KB JPG I hate my life. I cannot f------ believe this is my life. Why did I have to get f----- over? By random chance? Genetics? Upbringing? Now all this? I am so depressed bros. 29 year old f------ virgin and the only way I have ever gotten any female attention is this s---. Literally being a f------ cuck. This sucks. S--- makes me want to cry ngl. But I hate being alone. I hate being outcast over and over and years and years of being unnoticed and uncared for. I hate that as people we need connection. I hate that as men (not gay) we desire women so badly. We want to care for them and have them care for us. I just cannot go back to being invisible. But the only way I am seen is if my life is this pure s---. You dont need to give me sympathy or whatever. There is just nowhere else I can put this rant that people will understand. Posted on reddit and twitter about it and everyone said I should be thankful she lets me be in her life. I am slightly, but I wish it did not have to be with me as an actual, literal f------ cuck. Why are men so unequal? w-- did we f--- up to get like this? It sucks too because I am pretty chill, so sometimes I will try to talk to her dates or be, idk, just casual with them, and they duck me every time. Maybe they think I am weird. For sure they think I am pathetic, but who tf can

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Anons a chaser | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A Gangsta's Life Ain't Fun" N.W.H. 167 KB JPG 07/02/24 (Tue)09:45:49 No.36374577 >be chaser >notice all the trannies are saving up for their dream of getting Final Fantasy Seven >offer to pay for all of it if they let me have unfettered access to their bodies >I have had a.... "date" (lol) with a new t----- every night for the past 2 weeks >they're all incredibly grateful for some reason At first I was like "it's this easy???" And then I found out how much stamina it takes to take a girl to pound town every night. I don't know why you girls care so much about an old video game but hey, if I can help you with your dreams we both win! The only thing is, I wish you'd stop being so weird about it. This one girl, I'm like "it's just a game ha ha" and she got mad.

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Least Self destructive troonanon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 964 KB PNG to r--- violently Anonymous >>36374642 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)09:57:50 No.363746 >be me ftm >Chest hurts from vaping too much >Penis hurts from masturbating too much >Eyes hurt from staring at screen playing cod too much >Heart hurts from overflowing with love for trans girl cuties who I want 07/02/24(Tue)09:59:26 No.363746 can i get a cis boy like this Anonymous >>36374642 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:06:19 No.363746 do u also bottom?... can we take turns?... >>36374698 # Anonymous >>36374642 (OP) # >ftm >Penis 07/02/24(Tue)10:07:36 No.363746 girl what are you talking about >>36374706 #

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Anon plays snowbreak | /r/Greentext

Snowbreak thread 3.68 MB WEBM >Only gacha where you get to marry girls and its considered canon and will be acknowledged in the story. Unlike other gachas where the girls never act like you married them in events or story stuff Snowbreak DAMN this game is so INNOVATIONAL. Thoughts? 07/02/24(Tue)10:34:58 No.681503603 Anonymous Buy an ad >>681503681 # >>681504102 # Anonymous >>681503603 # seethe, f----- 07/02/24(Tue)10:35:55 No.681503681 it's okay to talk about games especially based games like snowbreak Anonymous 218 KB PNG 07/02/24(Tue)10:40:54 No.681504074 >>681503025 (OP) # I stopped playing this game back in December, you guys are insufferable bunchs.

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Anon doesn’t like eldin ring dlc | /r/Greentext

it. Anonymous 56 KB JPG Anonymous 1.07 MB PNG 07/02/24(Tue)10:41:27 No.681504114 >huge ass area >completely empty aside from a few enemies, not even any treasures to find. Why is this so common in the dlc? Did they run out of time/budget/ideas? It feels like such a waste 07/02/24(Tue)10:48:13 No.681504667 >Elden Ring tards are now pretending this is a DLC only problem I doubt... you could even imagine >See a bunch of Skeletons guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Poisonbloom in that corpse. That which commanded the stars. >See a bunch of Poison Mushrooms guarding a corpse, kill them and find an Arteria Leaf in that corpse. Giving life... its fullest brilliance. >See a bunch of Wolves guarding two corpses, kill them and find a Glowstone and a Golden Rune (1) in those corpses. THE ELDEN RING!!! >See a bunch of Bats guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Golden Rune (1) in that corpse. Exact same thing happens less than 5 minutes later. OOOOOHHHHH, ELDEN RING!!! >See a bunch of Highwaymen guarding a chest, kill them and find 5 Mushrooms in that chest. Shattered...

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Anon doesn’t get a title | /r/Greentext

Board /v/ - Video Games 〈〉 STILL WAKES DEEP THE Settings Mobile Home MV5BMmFkZjlyNzUtZjMxZC00NTY2LTk4ZDMtYjdlMjEzZjhhZDhlXkEyXk >Still wakes the deep what does that even mean? 102 KB JPG

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Xbox anon shills specific controller | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 174 KB JPG address stick drift [Advertise on 4chan] 07/02/24(Tue)10:38:44 No.681503892 >first-party official controllers >infamously prone to stick drift >compatibility with other platforms are either spotty or non-existent >costs an arm and a leg >third-party chinese controllers >hall effect sticks specifically to >works with a bunch of different platforms >cheap as s--- what is the catch here? Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:39:45 No.681503980 >>681503892 (OP) # >pic peak bugman, NPC aesthetic/setup >>681504276 # Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:41:57 No.681504151 >>681503892 (OP) # they look like this 288 KB PNG >>681504249 # >>681504276 # >>681504298 # >>681504410 #

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Anon found the meaning of love | /r/Greentext

Mint Jams Casiopea 130 KB JPG >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan >it arrives in immaculate condition along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea > little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.

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