Why Are Sonic Fans Warning Moviegoers Not To Cheer When Maria Dies In 'Sonic The Hedgehog 3?' The Viral Memes Explained
What Is The 'Sharon's Burnt Marie Callender Pie' Meme? The Thanksgiving Burned Pie Meme Explained
Is Chis-Chan Having A Kid And Who Is 'Flutter?' The Rumor About The Lolcow's Potential Child Explained
What Does 'Ningning Is The Maknae' Mean? The Viral Memes About The 'Aespa' K-Pop Idol Explained
What Is The '2006 Volleyball Incident' And Is It Real? The Viral Conspiracy Theory Explained

Anonymous Poopmaxxing help 167 KB JPG 06/20/24(Thu)00:19:22 No.920148198 Any poopmaxxing tips? I feel like good technique but could probably learn from some other experienced P-maxxers. Here's where I'm at now: >Eat only high spice mexican food and dairy (I have lactose intolerant buff) >drink exclusively dairy products >train rectum for girthmaxx >use buttplug to holdmaxx >hourly cycle of ducolax, senecot, stool softeners, and lubricant laxitives >poop once a week Record is currently 6x24 inches hyperlog but color was 4/10 and texture was a bit uneven. My goal is 7x30 by the end of July but seems a but ambitious. I'm okay being non functional in society, but need to be able to use internet and continue the rest of my routine. Was thinking about doing a fecal transplant for better gut effects. Thanks in advance anons Anonymous >>920148198 (OP) # 06/20/24(Thu)00:33:22 No.920148674 Depends what your definition of poopmaxxing is. For me a good s--- is one that gives you a lot of relief after, so the size and shape of the s--- isn't all that important to me. I hadn't taken a s--- in two days and just did a huge one. I drank a lot last night, so much in fact that I sleep walked and p----- in the corner of my bed room. I drank a lot of beer and a lot of wine. When I took a s---, my guts just completely dropped and it was like my a------ was vomiting. So much of it was just liquid, hardly any solid. The sound of it just splashing in the toilet water.. the smell was so rancid. Always that little bit of blood when I wipe afterwards too. Just a really feral, disgusting s---.

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1170px x 2267px)

File size: 687 KB

Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

View All 43,898 Images

Moar:

0

Greentext Stories - Anon's poopmaxxed hyperlog | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

Anonymous Poopmaxxing help 167 KB JPG 06/20/24(Thu)00:19:22 No.920148198 Any poopmaxxing tips? I feel like good technique but could probably learn from some other experienced P-maxxers. Here's where I'm at now: >Eat only high spice mexican food and dairy (I have lactose intolerant buff) >drink exclusively dairy products >train rectum for girthmaxx >use buttplug to holdmaxx >hourly cycle of ducolax, senecot, stool softeners, and lubricant laxitives >poop once a week Record is currently 6x24 inches hyperlog but color was 4/10 and texture was a bit uneven. My goal is 7x30 by the end of July but seems a but ambitious. I'm okay being non functional in society, but need to be able to use internet and continue the rest of my routine. Was thinking about doing a fecal transplant for better gut effects. Thanks in advance anons Anonymous >>920148198 (OP) # 06/20/24(Thu)00:33:22 No.920148674 Depends what your definition of poopmaxxing is. For me a good s--- is one that gives you a lot of relief after, so the size and shape of the s--- isn't all that important to me. I hadn't taken a s--- in two days and just did a huge one. I drank a lot last night, so much in fact that I sleep walked and p----- in the corner of my bed room. I drank a lot of beer and a lot of wine. When I took a s---, my guts just completely dropped and it was like my a------ was vomiting. So much of it was just liquid, hardly any solid. The sound of it just splashing in the toilet water.. the smell was so rancid. Always that little bit of blood when I wipe afterwards too. Just a really feral, disgusting s---.

View Gallery Random Image

Image Details

297 views (14 from today)

Uploaded Jul 03, 2024 at 12:20AM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/852/638/b6a.jpeg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

The Social Contract

The Social Contract

Queen Never Cry meme.

Queen Never Cry

Wifejak meme format depicting a female wojak character with red hair and a grey shirt.

Wifejak

My New Character meme.

My New Character / Chill Guy