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Anonymous Poopmaxxing help 167 KB JPG 06/20/24(Thu)00:19:22 No.920148198 Any poopmaxxing tips? I feel like good technique but could probably learn from some other experienced P-maxxers. Here's where I'm at now: >Eat only high spice mexican food and dairy (I have lactose intolerant buff) >drink exclusively dairy products >train rectum for girthmaxx >use buttplug to holdmaxx >hourly cycle of ducolax, senecot, stool softeners, and lubricant laxitives >poop once a week Record is currently 6x24 inches hyperlog but color was 4/10 and texture was a bit uneven. My goal is 7x30 by the end of July but seems a but ambitious. I'm okay being non functional in society, but need to be able to use internet and continue the rest of my routine. Was thinking about doing a fecal transplant for better gut effects. Thanks in advance anons Anonymous >>920148198 (OP) # 06/20/24(Thu)00:33:22 No.920148674 Depends what your definition of poopmaxxing is. For me a good s--- is one that gives you a lot of relief after, so the size and shape of the s--- isn't all that important to me. I hadn't taken a s--- in two days and just did a huge one. I drank a lot last night, so much in fact that I sleep walked and p----- in the corner of my bed room. I drank a lot of beer and a lot of wine. When I took a s---, my guts just completely dropped and it was like my a------ was vomiting. So much of it was just liquid, hardly any solid. The sound of it just splashing in the toilet water.. the smell was so rancid. Always that little bit of blood when I wipe afterwards too. Just a really feral, disgusting s---.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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