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: Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon) 18:00:26 No.681435590 1611621296483.jpg 10 KB JPG >IF YOU ARE TOO SICK FOR SCHOOL YOU ARE TOO SICK FOR VIDEOGAMES

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 11/26/23(Sun)18:21:03 No.140842492 AP440518012-1024x640.jpg 150 KB JPG >>140842410 (OP) # >Evil dictator is named Hitler >Second in command is named Himmler Who wrote this s---

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And Wyd if you are a living corpse? Wyd if you are a living corpse(...) Cose Cook GOOD Reset 55 KB PNG Done 07/01/24(Mon)23:45:21 No.78014070 >smashed my head against the wall 3 days ago >everything around me started smelling rotten in a sour way despite me showering daily and having good hygiene >small bugs like flies and mosquitos started oribiting me for no reason at all >metabolism started slowing down, rarely feeling hungry or sleepy anymore despite being a lazy glutton before >started feel less and less emotional, just feels empty and drained 24/7 >stopped being able to control my muscles, walk with limp legs and raises my voice at random Am I f------ dead and just controlling my dead body? Does that mean dead ghost girls are now game without me being a necrophile? Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)23:46:44 No.78014082 >>78014070 (OP) # It means you're a brain damaged retard who needs to go to a medical professional

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