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Anonymous PNG | 265.64 KB Thursday 2024-06-20 00:20:03 3 hours ago 4 Replies 0 Images 77889494 My wife is a man 8: >I met him in League of Legends when I was 23 >he was 29 >he had a female name >it was revealed to me he was a man >I saw something in him, some spiritual connection >I internally kept pretending he was a woman >he told me he was using that name to get free skins, but I didn't believe it >as time went on, he revealed he chose a female name because he had an emasculation fetish >I found this strange, but it didn't stop me from thinking he was a girl, the illusion was enough to keep me going >I rejected a few IRL chicks in this time >Eventually we met up >this 31 year old man standing in front of me, the love of my life >I conviced him to start hormones, he was always curious about them >the high authorities of my country talked to some labs to look for a way for us to have children >we had children through artificial wombs and mixing our genes >he is my wife now, i pretend to be older than him and that he is a female, he looks pretty enough >he is pregnant, we will have our first son soon. That's my story. Feel free to give me your input. REPLY

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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