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File: 077.png (365 KB, 646x595) ☐ Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)09:41:26 No.920121355 >be me >male, am a guy >sleeping in a dream >having a convo w/ some random anime girl in a dingy building >get curious about anime logic and try to pull a move >pull out my thumb and blow hard into it Luffy style >my chest instantly swells up as i suddenly grow huuuuge inflatable boobs >my balloon t--- bounce up and down, squeaking and creaking sounds included, my t-shirt is tight and struggles to hold them in >wake up from the sheer shock of what just happened >sweating like crazy, d--- is rock hard fellas w-- does this mean

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: 1718744874473261.png (321 KB, 800x600) Lost a little bit of humanity today Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)10:57:35 No.77882746 >>77882887 >>77882901 >>77882918 >>77883092 >>77883200 >>77883208 >>77883219 >>77883306 >>77883365 >>77883414 >>77883706 >>77883804 >>77885234 >>77885435 >>77885448 >>77885994 >>77886025 >>77886335 >>77886391 >>77886603 >Was jerking off to fat asses on reddit because that's the only thing that website is good for. >Found an account for a severely autistic fat woman who lives naked in a pig pen and f---- pigs all day, then goes inside just to post about it on leddit >Was taught to do so by her abusive parents who own the farm but claims she loves her life and thinks everyone should give her "lifestyle" a chance. >There's proof >posts crying about how lonely she is and wishes her "lifestyle" was more common and doesn't understand why living naked in a pigpen getting f----- by pigs is considered degenerate >Every single reply to every post is people blowing smoke up her gigantic cellulite riddled pig-c-- inflated ass. Things like "you are so brave and beautiful for living your life the way you want, f--- the haters. You're amazing!". Every single one. >In relation to, again, living in a pig pen, eating from a feeding tube, and getting f----- by pigs. I still jerked off to the pictures but what the f--- is going on anymore, man. This probably wasn't worth making a thread for but I just had to get it out there. Do whatever you want with this thread, i don't care anymore.

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Anonymous 05/26/24(Sun)23:09:41 No.77624460 Why are guys always so stupid and horny?! 1707134862872638.jpg 61 KB JPG >try to make male friends that don't have a gf >inevitably they try to f--- me >try to make male friends that do have a gf >they invest all of their time into her (even neglecting their male friends too) Why are males like this? Why do they totally lose their minds over dude sex Imao?

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File: 094017.png (933 KB, 1037x636) China's next-gen sexbots powered by Al about to hit the shelves China has officially cured world inceldom. apologize Anonymous (ID: 4HQVr36G) 06/19/24(Wed)01:45:27 No.471569108 >>471569150 >>471569174 >>471569249 >>471569298 >>471569397 >>471569439 >>471569535 >>471569664 >>471570411 >>471570643 >>471572189 >>471572464 >>471572799 >>471573392 >>471573430 >>471573461 >>471573981 >>471575213 >>471575572 >>471576063 >>471576239 >>471576426 >>471576452 >>471576925 >>471577078>>471577311 >>471577436 >>471577683 >>471577860>>471578014 >>471578087 >>471578161 >>471578741 >>471579255 >>471579832 >>471580264 >>471580458 >>471580861 >>471581955 >>471582007 >>471582397 >>471582518 >>471582582 >>471583388 >>471583431 >>471583837 >>471583987 >>471584857 >>471584900 >>471585282 >>471586239 >>471586829 >>471587352 >>471588279 how will the judeo american empire recover from losing control over who is allowed to have sex >>> South China Morning Post Anonymous (ID: CbTZPMu/) 06/19/24(Wed)01:46:11 No.471569150 >>471569244 >>471569248 >>471574048 >>471586025 >> >>> >>471569108 (OP) Where can one preorder one of these? Asking for a friend ofc Anonymous (ID: ciS0j0+v) [06/19/24(Wed)01:46:37 No.471569174 >>471577021 >>471579234 >>471569108 (OP) let me guess, they're gonna be banned in china but open for sale in the west? ☐ Anonymous (ID: ZGAOr10) 06/19/24(Wed)01:47:01 No.471569191 China will conquer the world with pocket p---- on legs Anonymous (ID: YGVtgWU) 06/19/24(Wed)06:22:26 No.471582397 ►>>471583360 >>471569108 (OP) I'm waiting for the model that can load a dishwasher. Anonymous (ID: WmSR4MDR) 06/19/24(Wed)06:41:58 No.471583360 >>471583427 >>471583839 >>471581955 jej >>471582007 I wouldn't mind a robot butler either, I want mine to be like Ethan from COD Infinite Warfare. >>471582397 there's been a model called XX, but its so defective and troublesome that you're better off loading the dishwasher yourself. I hope someone innovates because we've been stuck with this model for thousands of years. ☐ Anonymous (ID: 5BpO+rSS) 06/19/24(Wed)06:43:10 No.471583427 ► >>471583360 >there's been a model called XX, but its so defective and troublesome that you're better off loading the dishwasher yourself. I hope someone innovates because we've been stuck with this model for thousands of years. Bangladesh bro is on a roll today kek Anonymous (ID: SZ02qFYZ) 06/19/24(Wed)06:50:04 No.471583839 ► File: IMG_7086.gif (376 KB, 360x203) >>471583360 >there's been a model called XX, but its so defective and troublesome that you're better off loading the dishwasher yourself. I hope someone innovates because we've been stuck with this model for thousands of years.

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Anonymous 116 KB JPG 06/17/24(Mon)22:16:01 No.200215166 >Sir this doesn't make any sense, he spends all day arguing about films on this imageboard and yet there's no evidence he's watched any of them. He doesn't even have a subscription on any known streaming service. >He's clearly pirating them, garnish his wages immediately >Sir...you're not going to believe this... : Anonymous Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:16:39 No.200215183 06/17/24(Mon)22:19:35 No.200215267 >Maybe he just goes over to his friend's or his girlfriend's house to watch movies. >Sir...you're not going to believe this.

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: Anonymous 05/17/22(Tue) >get ad on YouTube >cover screen >turn off volume >close eyes >count down 38 KB JPG They will not win.

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: Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue) 04:46:46 No.19998605 starwars.jpg 24 KB JPG >Anakin my allegiance is to the Republic, to DEMOCRACY! I thought democracies and republics were two different things.

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>> Anonymous (ID: nUpZzfc1) [+] 06/19/24(Wed)04:17:09 No.471551069 >>471551169 >>471551244 >>471551263 >be me >in college >majority Indian >get a call from a female Indian classmate >literally FOB pooja with the accent and everything > she says it's to discuss college material, but we all know why >topic changes >start telling me about a pajeet in our class who started messaging her on instagram literally begging for a date >ew no.mp4 >ask who he is >tells me >literally one of the better looking jeets I've seen >mfw even the ugliest of poojas reject indian "men" can indians even be more embarrassing? Anonymous (ID: pRj98+uy) [06/19/24(Wed)04:18:17 No.471551149 :( Anonymous (ID: RQCLnlu0) 06/19/24(Wed)04:18:38 No.471551169 ► >>471551069 (OP) Many such cases >>471551301

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File: raf, 360x360,075,t,fafafa_(...).jpg (19 KB, 360x360) ☐ Anonymous (ID: nUpZzfc1) 06/18/24(Tue)19:17:09 No.471551069 >>471551337 >be me >in college >majority Indian >>471551169 >>471551244 >>471551263 >>471551266 >get a call from a female Indian classmate >literally FOB pooja with the accent and everything > she says it's to discuss college material, but we all know why >topic changes >start telling me about a pajeet in our class who started messaging her on instagram literally begging for a date >ew no.mp4 >ask who he is >tells me >literally one of the better looking jeets i've seen >mfw even the ugliest of poojas reject indian "men" can indians even be more embarrassing?

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What will follow.jpg (230 KB, 1080x1440) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:57:45 No.198724015 >>198724062 >>198724166 >>198724168 >>198724492 >>198724861> Happens in your country? Snjezana Pavić The dark side of Euro '24: Half a million women and children are trembling with fear these days. Because if ours lose, you know what will follow... Anonymous 106/18/24(Tue)21:58:47 No. 198724062 >>198724015 (OP) easy to solve, kick britain out Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:59:18 No. 198724082 >>198724093 >>198724190 >>198725954 >>198727746 >>198729457 Shoulda got with the quiet guy who doesn't like sports. Oh well! Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)21:59:34 No. 198724093 >>198724082 Based Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)22:01:46 No.198724166 >>198724015 (OP) "If ours lose" what the hell is she saying ✓ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)22:01:48 No. 198724168 >>198724226 >>198724263 1682466696786845.jpg (49 KB, 640x359) google yandex iqdb wait IF ENGLAND GETS BEATEN, SO WILL SHE. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INCREASES WHEN THEY PLAY 26% WHENT 38% WHEN THEY LOSE >>198724015 (OP) always setting the trends 100

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Anonymous 899 KB PNG >be me 09/21/23(Thu)09:50:15 No.15760341 >browsing plebbit r/Am/TheAsshole >see a post titled "would I be the a------ for giving my wife my old Airpods" >why the f--- would that make anybody the a------ >post is about a 40 year old man who got a new pair of airpods for free so he wants to give his wife his old pair >says her birthday is coming up and he got her a couple other gifts and would it be weird if he gave her the old pair instead of the new one >man is absolutely blasted in the comments >people call him disgusting, selfish, creepy, arrogant >some femoid goes off screaming about how everyone always ignores women's birthdays >another dude points out the man got his wife other birthday gifts and is downvoted into oblivion >several people say this marriage sounds like it's headed for divorce >have idea >literally copy the post word for word, change genders and ages so that it's an 18yo girl asking if she can give her 20yo boyfriend the headphones >votes roll in, 95% not the a------ >guys saying "you would be spoiling him too much" >guys saying "you already got him other gifts why not keep both pairs of headphones" >guys saying fake boyfriend is creepy for dating "someone so young AND expecting fancy gifts" >just as expected >close plebbit and thank god that i'm not a soyboy Man, no wonder people hate redditors

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Anonymous Stenchmaxxing 06/18/24(Tue)10:19:10 No.74524649 7 KB PNG Any fellow stenchmaxxers who can give me some advice? I haven't showered in almost 5 months but I feel like I'm not getting good stink gains. It seems like people don't even notice. My routine: >house kept at 85 degrees >only eat eggs and really hot chili with lots of beans and spices >noshower + nobath >no deodorant >fap 3 times a day >only drink hard liquor >smoking 2 joints a day >piss and s--- myself but only once a week, detergent ain't free >run around the block at overdrive speed 5x a day to work up a good sweat, wear heavy coat in the cooler months I'd appreciate any advice, really want to get as smelly as possible. Was thinking of maybe cutting the pot out? It might be covering up some of the worse smells or even providing a fresh pine scent. : Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)10:44:10 No.74524747 >>74524649 (OP) # Quality thread right here

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