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![File: Horace_Greeley restored.jpg (763 KB, 1223x1701) Don't read 19th century literature if you want to preserve your sanity Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)06:56:21 No.23500504 >>23500557 >>23500692 >>23501718 >>23501763 >>23501799 Reading 19th century literature will blackpill you on the deterioration of learning and decline of letters since then. Here's an excerpt from "What I Know About Farming' by an abolitionist writer Horace Greeley >In no other form can so large an amount and value of human food be obtained from an acre of ground as in that of edible roots or tubers; and of these the Potato is by far the most acceptable, and in most general use. Our ancestors, it is settled, were destitute and ignorant of the Potato prior to the discovery of America, though Europe would now find it difficult to subsist her teeming millions without it. In travelling pretty widely over that continent, I cannot remember that I found, any considerable district in which the Potato was not cultivated, though Ireland, western England, and northern Switzerland, with a small portion of northern Italy, are impressed on my mind as the most addicted to the growth of this esculent. Other roots are eaten occasionally, by way of variety, or as giving a relish to ordinary food; but the Potato alone forms part of the every day diet alike of prince and peasant. It is an almost indispensable ingredient of the feasts of Dives, while it is the cheapest and commonest resort for satiating or moderating the hunger of Lazarus. I recollect[Pg 171]hearing my parents, fifty years ago, relate how, in their childhood and youth, the poor of New-England, when the grain- crop of that region was cut short, as it often was, were obliged to subsist through the following Winter mainly on Potatoes and Milk; and I then accorded to those unfortunates of the preceding generation a sympathy which I should now considerably abate, provided the Potatoes were of good quality. Roasted Potatoes, seasoned with salt and butter and washed down with bounteous draughts of fresh buttermilk, used in those days to be the regular supper served up in farmers' homes after a churning of cream into butter, and I have since eaten costly suppers that were not half so good. A book about planting f------ potatos is stylistically better than what passes for good literature today (recall that in his own time Greeley was considered a mediocrity who had to enlist the services of more talented writers like Marx to keep the quality of his newspapers afloat). How do we cope with this? Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)07:13:48 No.23500557 >>23500504 (OP) potato](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/841/696/0fe.jpeg "Anon hates modern books | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous (ID: m8GzEEMh) [+] India 06/18/24(Tue)13:54:30 No.471511481 Destruct excreggodago es ಕ್ವಾಲಿಟ ಚಿಕನ್ KWALITY CHICKENS SA K-18A Vermesheshanna Road, Oil Mill Road Street, K.R. Mohalla, Mysuru india moment.png 786 KB PNG >be me >be bored >decide to f--- around on Google Earth because I like maps >autism.exe >go to Street View >click on a random city in India >come across picrel >laugh my ass off that some random Indian misspelled 'quality' so he could use the Kansas City Chiefs logo for his chicken business Why are Indians like this? Are they not creative?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/841/634/fc2.jpeg "Anon uses Google Earth | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous (ID: Ay/yhTh) 06/17/24(Mon)09:53:07 No.471382754 a5XybxN 700b[1].jpg 52 KB JPG >Demand a lawyer >Fire him >Demand another lawyer >Keep firing lawyers until there's none left >Demand a lawyer >Get off scott free Did I just break the legal system? Anonymous (ID: m4421X23 >>471382754 (OP) # Yes you are free to go 06/17/24(Mon)09:55:08 No.471382843](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/841/633/9f3.jpeg "Never going to jail again | /r/Greentext")
![File: file.png (178 KB, 750x493) Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)10:52:12 No. 77875656 [Reply] ►>>77875693 >>77875702 >go out on multiple dates with her and waste your time, energy and money just for the slim chance of her saying yes to sex No thanks! i'd rather stay at home all snuggy in bed and watch movie rips on my laptop than participate in that humiliation ritual](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/841/420/ed5.png "Anon never goes outside his comfort zone | /r/Greentext")
