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☐ Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)21:49:07 No.74522954 >>74522959 >>74522982 >>74522995 >>74522998 >>74523000 >>74523020 >>74523040 >>74523043 >>74523044 >>74523054 >>74523178>>74523422 >>74523468 >>74523692 >>74524616 >>74524623 >>74525106 >>74525113 >>74525139 >>74525143 >>74525161 >>74525173 >>74525193 >>74526262 >>74526475 >>74526848 >>74526858 >>74526958 >>74527118 >lazy as f--- and keep waking up too late to make a reasonable breakfast >keep hearing about overnight oats >decide to give them a try figuring even if i dont like them its better than literally nothing >make them last night for this morning >come morning i grab it out of the fridge and start eating >literally the most disgusting s--- i have ever eaten in my life am i retarded or are overnight oats literally s---. it looked like i was eating a bowl of vomit and it tasted like slime. who the f--- likes this s--- ☐ Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)23:12:42 No.74523468 File: 1701669384454754.jpg (12 KB, 401x372) google yandex iqdb wait >>74522954 (OP) what in the unholy f--- is that ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)01:57:06 No.74524171 File: 1711018648856817.jpg (57 KB, 700x535) google yandex iqdb wait S.W.A.G I can't discern a single ingredient in that but blueberry, what the f--- did you do ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)06:25:36 No.74525161 >>74522954 (OP) You know your supposed to post your food not your morning diarrhea Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)23:05:24 No.74523422 >>74522954 (OP) >leave oats and milk in a container How did you f--- this up? Why is it brown? ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)11:18:23 No.74526476 consider never entering a kitchen again ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)04:07:48 No.74524623 File: 1702774516570667.png (145 KB, 686x526) google yandex iqdb wait >>74522954 (OP) >am i retarded profound mental retardation mon ami ☐ Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)21:56:48 No.74522995 >>74522954 (OP) What the actual f--- did you put in your oats? ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)06:08:04 No.74525106 >>74522954 (OP) how do you even f--- up this bad creating oatmeal? ☐ Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)21:57:44 No.74522998 >>74522954 (OP) >Not an oat in sight Anon, is that candy? ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)00:03:25 No.74523692 >>74522954 (OP) ngmi ☐ Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)21:54:40 No.74522982 File: 1705395476753.jpg (13 KB, 263x263) google yandex iqdb wait >>74522954 (OP) That looks f------ revolting Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)11:17:57 No.74526475 >>74522954 (OP) H-------- my sides, OP. What the f--- did you do, I can't stop laughing. ☐ Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:22:57 No.74523167 what's the recipe you used & how far did you deviate? Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:01:24 No.74523020 >>74522954 (OP) How about you try making oatmeal raisin bars instead of this monstrosity? Seriously what the f--- did you put in this? Why is the water brown? ☐ Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:00:35 No.74523015 File: IMG_4295.gif (886 KB, 178x182) google yandex iqdb wait >hotdog slices with mustard Just what I like on my oats ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)06:34:54 No.74525193 >>74522954 (OP) ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)06:10:37 No.74525113 >>74522954 (OP) What in the f--- is that OP You know, when I saw that Simpsons episode where Homer tries to make a bowl of cereal and it just bursts into flame, I thought it was hilarious fiction. But anons like OP confirm to me that real life will never cease to surprise you ☐ Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)21:51:14 No.74522962 looks like actual slop jej ☐ Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)21:58:16 No.74523000 >>74522954 (OP) This would go hard on my /CK/ ☐ Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:06:52 No.74523054 >>74522954 (OP) what are those pink circles? and do you have some kind of squeezable tube of peanut butter or something? what did you put in this s--- OP? ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)06:21:04 No.74525143 >>74522954 (OP) How do you f--- up this badly Imao Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)21:50:14 No.74522957 too much liquid ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)06:19:48 No.74525139 File: 1623923643701.gif (1.36 MB, 444x444) google yandex iqdb wait >>74522954 (OP) sausage slices? and peanut butter?? why the blueberries??? and why is indian food colored???? Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:27:26 No.74523195 >blueberries >baking section cookie chips, flavor based off color might be a red fruit >drizzle of peanut butter >thick overcoat of a starchy oat gel mixed with some kind of caramel or chocolate powder based off of color >the faintest hints of oats underneath Jesus bro, how much sweets do you need with your food? Also go easy on the liquids and on the toppings. You just made sludge. I'd use that s--- as a hair mask or oat soak bath. Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:04:22 No.74523040 >>74522954 (OP) I'd scran that. ☐ Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)0 >>74522954 (OP) Put me in the screencap ni

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