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SEXP TH HAVE SEX LESBIAN SEX Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)17:03:52 No. 144082500 >>144082760 >>144083466 >>144083 >>144108503 >>144114447 >>144120296 >>144120316 It's pride month, so let's discuss the only lesbian that /co/ actually likes Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)17:19:25 No.144082760 >>144082500 (OP) I like her because she's fat. Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)17:22:44 No.144082819 Post her feet >>144104721

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon is fed up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 06/16/24(Sun) 22:36:40 No.77860044 >be me every year > actual twink >trying to have my twink death. I don't like being a twink >try to workout >horrible clicking pain in both shoulders >break wrist >keep trying to work out >not going the way I want, to much pain while I do it Will I ever achieve my twink death? Anonymous >>77860044 (OP) # 06/16/24(Sun)22:37:54 No.77860054 Forgot to mention Im trying to go see a physical therapist but the wait time is 9 months for non emergencies.

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I lovecrafting new characters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 40 KB JPEG 6/17/2024, 12:31:57 PM No.82588862 > Brainstorming names for eldritch beings > Should be borderline unpronounable and esoteric > "Hmm yes, Kith-hul-hoo. That will do, just rephrase it a bit. Splendid" > Sips imitation coffee > "Now, let's see here. A beast so foul it causes all rational beings to flee at the very utterance of its name" > "Shub in the Hebrew tongue meants to avert, turn away. But one name does not a monster make." > "Shub Nyarlethotep? No, too long" > Looks at cat

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Why dont the demon slayers use f------ guns? Why dont the demon slayers use(...) 114 KB PNG 06/17/24(Mon) 18:37:53 No.267816735 >weapons quicker than f------ sound and stronger than boulders are developed and accessable to almost everyone >literally proven to be super effective against even top level demons(see genya) if applied the right metals and toxins >most slayers still only use simple medieval weapons to fight literal monsters that could breath fire and become gods Is there an actual canon reason why they are like this? Even if they think guns may be ineffective against muzan level demons, why cant they just mass produce guns and make every slayer carry them? Half of the deaths in the anime could literally be avoided by doing that

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Inflation sucks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: rLLklo2E) I didn't want to believe it, b(...) 167 KB JPG other, aren't we? 05/23/24(Thu)17:45:41 No.468919926 >peanut butter: $8.99 >Peach preserves: $6.99 >Non-cancer bread: $5.99 >Tax: 10% >PB&J grand total in 2024: $21.67 We're really just going through the motions until we start killing each

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Anon gaming the game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>76372505 (OP) # >be op >massive f----- 02/06/24(Tue)21:23:55 No.76372520 >take c--- in my ass everyday >eventually go to prison for r----- a man >big black guy starts r----- me >jokes on him i actually enjoy it

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wait, is this true ? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous you f------ liars 23 KB PNG school) 09/15/23(Fri)16:33:12 No.74745239 >be me, 23 year old NEET >get off my ass for once and sign up for community college >attend classes in person because I know if I do online I'll slack off >interact with other people for the first time in 5 years (since high >nobody talks about sexual market value >nobody cares about bone structure or physiognomy >girls aren't immediately rejecting guys with negative canthal tilt or recessed chins >see other bald/balding people my age socializing and having friends >tentatively ask if I can sit near a group of people (guys and girls) >they say sure and include me in the conversation did... did 4chan lie to me about normies? what the f---?

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Anonymous 05/23/24(Thu)02:25:13 No.197631354 >She is so mid she went on a solo trip to India and didn't get r----

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The Legend of Condor Hero | /r/Greentext

File: cutiewithtits.jpg (47 KB, 600x800) Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:06 No.62917685- have you guys ever fuckd a gril without a condor? Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:59 No 62917696 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12 16:18 No 62917700 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:16:40 No 62917704 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:17:30 No 62917713 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:17:53 No 62917717 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:18:50 No 62917730 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:18:51 No 62917730 Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:19:46 No 62917742 Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:31 No 62917775 Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:45 No.629177787 ►>>629178184 >>629178506 >>6291 File: 1434306256997.gif (258 KB, 301x301) >making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar >gonna f--- this bitch >look to my condor for approval >he s---- on her bag and pecks her outta the room. >later find out she had harpies from friend thank you condor. dodged a f------ bullet

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Give anon a glass of water, you quench his thirst for a day. Give anon a freezer... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous fill glass with water 06/16/24(Sun)20:02:18 No.919996634 put glass in freezer remove glass when water is frozen water expands when frozen cut off and save when the ice melts put the glass of water into freezer again you now have an unlimited supply of water repeat 892013.jpg 78 KB JPG U jelly, africa? SAINT

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Rock-solid economy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)05:54:09 No.200181126 flintstonesarch-main.jpg 53 KB JPG >an illiterate quarry worker in 10,000bc was able to afford this house and a car, with a stay at home wife and a daughter its over

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Anonymous Autism Stories 596 KB JPG 09/19/20(Sat) 16:13:21 No.60112764 >Be me >Be at rock climbing gym >Meet a ethnic qt3.14 >We start talking >I ask her where shes from >Shes from Pakistan >'Pakistan yeah?' >I go full brainlet mode and confuse Pakistan with Palestine >'F--- the Isrealis for what they're doing to you guys, free Pakistan' >woke.png >'Umm thanks anon' >Shes visibly uncomfortable >Tells me she has to get going >mfw I realised what I did wrong on the way home Am I f------ autistic bros? I can't sleep over this

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Anonymous 150 KB PNG 04/26/21(Mon)13:11:22 No.63395840 >cute guy with blue eyes standing outside the cafe and talking to some ppl >try staring at his eyes >He sees me nothing happens and I leave in embassment and anxiety >Later pass by a qt light blonde guy and try staring at his eyes while we cross >He sees and nothing happens Is my approach wrong? Should I start wearing makeup?I am not fat what should I do? Please give me advice and not just bully for having been born with a vagina

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