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Anonymous you f------ liars 23 KB PNG school) 09/15/23(Fri)16:33:12 No.74745239 >be me, 23 year old NEET >get off my ass for once and sign up for community college >attend classes in person because I know if I do online I'll slack off >interact with other people for the first time in 5 years (since high >nobody talks about sexual market value >nobody cares about bone structure or physiognomy >girls aren't immediately rejecting guys with negative canthal tilt or recessed chins >see other bald/balding people my age socializing and having friends >tentatively ask if I can sit near a group of people (guys and girls) >they say sure and include me in the conversation did... did 4chan lie to me about normies? what the f---?

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous you f------ liars 23 KB PNG school) 09/15/23(Fri)16:33:12 No.74745239 >be me, 23 year old NEET >get off my ass for once and sign up for community college >attend classes in person because I know if I do online I'll slack off >interact with other people for the first time in 5 years (since high >nobody talks about sexual market value >nobody cares about bone structure or physiognomy >girls aren't immediately rejecting guys with negative canthal tilt or recessed chins >see other bald/balding people my age socializing and having friends >tentatively ask if I can sit near a group of people (guys and girls) >they say sure and include me in the conversation did... did 4chan lie to me about normies? what the f---?

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