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>my interest piqued, I ask who it is >he points to the "hippo" of the class i was a bad friend SHADOWS 10/11/24(Fri)16:08:55 No.32 >be me, 4th grade >new kid shows up at school >decide to chat him up during recess >find out he lives in the same neighborhood as me >instant friendship activated >one day he pulls me aside >"I have a secret" >ohboyherewego. >he tells me he has a crush >not gonna lie, wouldn't blame him, Ihe's kinda chubby too >"Okay buddy, your secret is safe with me!" >big mouth mode activated >can't help but tell everyone I see >"Hey guys, guess what? He has a crush on the hippo! But shhh, don't tell anyone!" >fast forward a few days >news spreads like wildfire >hippo finds out and confronts him >he comes up to me with the most disappointed face ever >"Never telling you anything again." >mfw I realize I messed up big time >we stop talking for a few days, awkward silence everywhere >still hang out occasionally but he never shares anything private anymore >relationship still good though, we message each other on our birthdays since we share the same birthday >mfw I realize that even though I messed up, we still have each other's backs in a way

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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