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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 160927210830-tk-ah0927-su(...).jpg (57 KB, 1100x619) >The bandits start R----- her character >Instantly closes laptop Anonymous 07/17/23(Mon) 10:35:44 No.644388840 >GF discovers gaming laptop yesterday >Sees that I have Skyrim installed >"I Love that game anon!" >Starts playing it >"Wow you have so many cool mods" >Goes out into the wilderness >Gets attacked by bandits >Looks at me with the most concerned look i've ever seen her make She pretended to act normal the rest of the day but it was awkward as hell. I can tell she wants to talk with me about it. What should I do? Am I f-----? She's a QT gamer e-girl and I really don't want to lose her.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous found true love in a mental ho(...) 05/30/24(Thu)01:17:55 No.77666635 101 KB JPG >be me >have a true love of my life >nonbinary >meet in a mental hospital >one year older than me >the kindest most loving person ever >have similar mental health problems >are friends in the mental hospital, start dating once we both got out >second day of dating asks what my kinks are >willing to do anything sexual for me, lets me do facials, gives b-------, a---, anything else you want >attractive body, nice curves >watches anime >doesnt do any drugs or alcohol >have never fought before >is okay with me doing as many drugs as i like >beautiful singer >offers to do petplay >doesnt care how I look, but thinks im extremely attractive >madly in love with you >both believe we are soulmates, true love >black >adopted by white parents, basically acts white, no hood culture Living the absolute dream >pic unrelated Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)01:20:50 No.77666660 mental hospitals always result in black gfs Anonymous >>77666635 (OP) # 05/30/24(Thu)01:22:04 No.77666666 >is okay with me doing as many drugs as i like now quit those, do better for her

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