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Anonymous dad they're professionals you need to trud doctors it's for the betterment of humanity what is the end goal of science? o SURMATURGARE IMMORTAL SLAVES OF FAMINAND DISEAS TILIGOR AND EACH FOR HIS THRON PPLAUD TROME AURIFERHOUSE 210 KB JPG 05/31/24(Fri)05:14:56 No.38034987 >strange silent phone calls >unusual messages asking me to bring money in cash in an entirely different country Are Russian intelligence services after me? I am from a Baltic country and I am active in politics (kind of) : Anonymous hey pal you just blew in 223 KB GIF 05/31/24(Fri)05:24:51 No.38035019 >>38034987 (OP) # >schizoid thinks pajeet phone scams are secretly russian intelligence gang stalkers classic /x/

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous I' TENDIES 391 KB PNG April 01/09/20(Thu)12:17:38 No.818100537 >be mommy's good boy of 38 >she puts tendies on my plate >asks me if I want some Dew >I say "yes, bitch, that'd be great" >piping hot straight from the fryer >to my mouth, my hungers dier! >come on bitch, you can't delay >my healthy frame will fade away >in my booster seat I fidget >I must make quadruple digits >disregard Chad and Tyrone >I'm the master of this home >if they come I yell and screech >through mommy's bedroom door I breech >they wrestle naked on the bed >I throw my s--- jug at his head >he grabs his things and runs away >your turn, mommy, you must pay >you ignored your baby boy >to trifle with these men of soy >tears of joy fill up her eyes >mommy must apologize >"MAKE ME TENDIES NOW, POSTHASTE! OR NIPPON STEEL YOU SHALL TASTE!" >to the kitchen mommy stumbles >while my tummy growls and rumbles >when they're done, I clap and cheer >I smile wide from ear to ear >served with honey mustard sauce >bitch, I am the tendie boss >I go back to my room to play >mommy lives another day

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Anonymous >5'5 >autistic >shutin NEET >ugly >fat 05/27/24(Mon)00:50:48 No.77625235 over.png 100 KB PNG >bad teeth >live with parents >30 years old Is there any point even trying with these stats? I don't understand how I can overcome these obstacles, it will never be enough.

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File: senior-confused-technolog.(...).jpg (107 KB, 1600x1157) Anonymous 05/31/24(Fri)22:20:25 No.77684456 >mom asks what I did today >"goon to asmr streams and doxx chuds on X >"that sounds great, dear" the benefits of having eldery parents

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Anon is a role player g*mer right??? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/25/09(Wed)20:45 No.27753105 File:1235612747.jpg-(54 KB, 710x550, bumble.jpg) BLAST OFF I play Fallout 3 hardcore style. Pretty simple. No saving. No reloading. When you die, you die. Also, your character must have flaws. My first character, for example, was a p--------. Whenever I reached a new outpost, the first thing I would do is look for little girls. I would follow them around, talk to them, try to look up their skirts, etc. I would learn their routines and where they lived. I would hide in their houses at night so I could watch them sleep. So when I found little lamplight I almost didn't know what to do with myself. So many new playthings. Especially Bumble. Sweet little innocent Bumble. I wandered about for what seemed hours, playing tag and investigating. Then I came across the girls bathroom. I stared down at the filthy water in the toilet. This is it. This is where my sweet little Bumble peed. I drank the radiated toilet water until my character died. That's Fallout 3 hardcore style. F5 2 ==

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THE GUARANTEED WAY TO PICK UP SINGLE WOME WOMEN Accidentally found gold Anonymous 05/31/24(Fri)22:44:18 No.919194828 >Be Me >Likes watching s----- training videos and/or obvious scam videos, much like RedLetterMedia >Finds video from 1987, knowing it's going to be cringe. >"The Guaranteed Way To Pick Up Single Women" >Oh s--- this is gonna be hilarious >Expects dated, cringy jokes and advice that aged like milk. >Watches video >Actually has good advice >Actually learned something >Wasn't as cringe as I thought it would be Wow, I actually learned something, unlike you hooting baboons.

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Anonymous (ID: cQa16Jfd) 209 KB JPG >wake up >in hole in desert >gun on my forhead. >wound patched. >glance upwards 05/31/24(Fri)18:47:39 No.20425813 >be me 2016 >USA southern border patrol officer >standing at my post in texas >shot in arm >not fatal >knocks me out >buddy next to me also shot. >I never saw him again. >F------ El Chapo and an American soldier >stomach sinks >start thinking how Im gonna see my mom again I dont have kids because I just wanted a good job and thats all I wanted After this I never wanted a family more. >they offer my freedom if I go back into America and keep contact for a year and make my way into border passing buisness. To let them through often. >they told me they'll know if I don't and will hunt me down. >they let me go. >I get a ride with an immigrant. >Nice guy. >no money to pay him >open wallet. >everything in wallet except ID gone >guy says he has to go through illegally. >Gives me a small almost empty bottle of water. >Im on my way >half a day of walking to american border crossing. >they let me into America >meet with FBI >tell them what happened but made sure to leave out the Border crossing plan. >friend was found dead in hole. >eventually transfer into border crossing due to a fear of "the cartel" >4 months into the job I start to stop expecting them every day because El Chapo was captured. >the next day they are here at the border. >they just say one word "Chapo" their car is searched and they're let through. They were captured soon after that. I went into witness protection because I believed they were after me. >went into Uni and got a different job Scariest few years of my life.

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Anonymous F--- wagies 138 KB GIF 07/07/21(Wed) 15:10:07 No.64478353 How do you maximize your neetbux? >Ask for a large cup of water everytime, refill with soda. >Steal silverware at chain restaurants and sell it on Facebook marketplaces once I have enough. >Take condiments >Take backpack into bathrooms with good TP and steal it all. >Have saved every single warranty item and sent it in for a new one at the time of warranty expiration. Did this with some sennheisers, corsair keyboard, monitor. >Torrent all single player games, g2a for multi- player. >Flatmate asked me to fix her internet. Wrote down the router password. Use it when I want to download something big. >Bought a set of tubular picks, anytime I see a vending machine without cameras near by I help myself to a neetbux advance. >Drop ship things >Crypto trade >Collect vintage hand helds from flea markets, garage sales, pawn shops. Flip on eBay for an easy 10-100x profit.

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File: x3hsq.jpg (190 KB, 500x598) Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)14:27:25 No.62406120 ► > be me > be living in mom basement > browse 4chan > post le funny greentext i read > get 14 updoots this is the life

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File: Cheat Slayer.png (1.2 MB, 2240x1600) WHAT'S "THE INSURGENTS OF GOD'S GOAL? LET'S GO OVER THIS ONCE AGAIN. "LOOPER" HONDA YUUYA "GOD'S MISTAKE LOUIS CRAWFORD "THE FALLEN GODDESS "THE DAUGHTER VILLAINESS FLARE IMERDA PIÑATA "THE YOUNG DEMON" ANASTASIA MELOKVA "THE NAMED SLIME" RORO SENDIGER "OTHERWORLD RESTAURANT" SHIJOU YUKIKO "THE UNDEAD KING" DON WILL DEAD 27 26 ☐ Anonymous 05/31/24(Fri)03:32:47 No.267187390 | >>267187405 >>267187439 >>267187443 >>267187465 >>267187489 >>267187521 >>267187827 >>267187893 >>267187922 >>267188441 >>267188802 >>267188886 >>267189142 >>267189419 >>267189891 >>267191232 >>267193119 >>267194118 >Be talentless isekai novelist >Mangaka makes parody manga poking a little fun at you >piss and cry about it so hard his publisher has to cancel it after 1 chapter Why are isekaifags so sensitive?

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Anonymous I've got a story 382 KB JPG 05/30/24(Thu)21:55:43 No.3803337 this takes place when I was about sixteen so like 6 or 7 years ago >be me >be enjoying winter break >be sitting on couch at around 2-2:30 in the morning >watching some s--- on TV >feelsgood.jpeg >hear funky sound akin to rubbing wet leather on hard wood >s--- pants because i'm the only one awake >jump from couch like scared little bitch >begin sweeping first floor of house with kitchen knife like soldier >find nothing still don't w-- could have made that sound, both parents were asleep and I have no dogs could've come from outside of course and may have been two dogs fighting or something like that but idk (photo unrelated just thought it was funny) : Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)22:32:50 No.3803354 >>38033372 (OP) # >flattery will get you everywhere smol senpai >;3 >i know it's cliche to seduce for information but this basic instinct s--- has me shifting my legs quite a bit

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File: grey.jpg (7 KB, 200x177) Anonymous 12/08/21(Wed)11:27:32 No.66481937 ► >be me >late 20s >social outcast >career loser >stressed from achieving nothing >can't motivate to fix my life >hair greying early >never shampoo my hair >afraid of it falling out if I touch it >dandruff.png >starting to congeal from my sweat >entire head is becoming one big crust >mfw my scalp is flake and grey

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Anonymous 07/13/15(Mon)22:34:15 No.44586264 ►>>44586398 >>44586430 >>44586488 >>44586521 >>44586549 >>44586562 >>44586622 >>44586706 >>44587072 >>44587090 >>44587357 >>44588514 >>44589388 >>44590512 This 'India smells and is dirty' meme based on some cherrpicked images of streets that are selected by the community to be the recycling area of the towns needs to stop. India is the nicest smelling country on earth. If you think curry smells then you are an idiot. Curry has a delicious smell. India smells of curry then it smells delicious. White countries all smell of Air Freshner Female Perfume Street Sweepers Air conditioner Chewing Gum It is disgusting and unnatural. India has a good natural smell. It smells like a country of people should smell. I enjoy my curry smell not f------ lavender and banana anti r--- S IW perfume conditioner with sweat prevention qualities, even though it is sexy when women sweat. You western f---- have destroyed your noses. Also there is no s--- on the average Indian street. The only s--- is in designated s------- streets. And if there is a smell in the river it is because of fish s---, not human s---, Indians don't s--- in rivers. Don't believe the memes. Australians are the smelly ones. Abos hever invented a tollet and they let abos Tun wild. Most Austalians have abo s--- on their shoes ☐ Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)00:12:56 No.4458975 Anonymous 07/14/15(Tɩ Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)00:33:42 No.44590649 Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)00:43:52 No.44591125 ►>>44591182 >>44591226 >>44 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poo,_India >>44589758 >>44586488 >>44591047 (You) >india is actually poo even cats have the decency to bury their own s--- hahahah le a name in a different language has a different meaning in english and Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)00:45:54 No.44691225 ► =+44501274 cwroną paa (/ KU, 584×217) English- India itself has agreed with us. The town is literally called POO Why are we even debating anymore? India has already forfeit. I mean, it's over guys. They are s---. They are LITERALLY poo. You can point to India on the map and say, "hey look, it's poo" and it's not wrong. It's NOT wrong. It's ACTUALLY poo. 22 mous 07/14/15(Tue)14:59:19 No.44625518 ►>>44625569 >>44625636 >>44625714 >>44625736 4625304 Iranslate from Lnglish Poo f----- I told you once its not a f------ leaf and Australia is a superpower and you call India a s-------- your entire country is one of the s-------- country every living thing there wants to kill you your country s awful and what the f--- have you even contributed to the world huh maggot and f--- off that pic only 16 years old new f--- now use it Anonymour 1701406(TUNATA 1 No cont Poo FIM. IND VSE GANGES LEAD ) 055 14-p4 1-1 KB, 628-100) Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)15:09:26 No.44625714 ► File: 12354345345.jpg (27 KB, 250x242) >>44625518 >A. F------. WAGON. WHEEL Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)15:04:55 No.44625640 ► e: 1345245345.jpg (1.61 MB, 3648x2736) >>44625572 >india has designated s------- streets nonymous 07/14/15(Tue)12:07:48 No.4462 342342342344444333.jpg (82 KB, 319x331) >designated f------ s------- streets h-------- an 4625643 ► aggot what he etard for prim Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)12:51:27 No.44622612 ► 1379264018510.gif (11 KB, 390x265) Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)15:10:30 No.44625736 ► >>44625518 CATTULUJ Why don't you grab those wagon wheels, and wheel yourself out of here, m8. Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)15:19:03 No.44625931 ► >>44625736 Why don't you go out and suck a koalas c--- and f--- that retarded kangaroo while singing your s----- national anthem next to that joke of a opera house Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)15:05:06 No.44625643 ►>>44625669 >>44625683 >>44625731 >>44625820 >>44625907 >>44625551 I don't give a f------ f--- what that says f----- what he f--- do you think that's a debate c---------. F--- your s----- country and your pathetic need to make fun of us v your s--- country at least we don't have a retard for prime minister Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)12:01: File: 1407464512982.png (32 KB, 240x24! Anonymous 07/14/15(Tue)01:48:07 No.44593926 ►>>44594210 mous 07/14/15(Tue)12:00:03 No.44621124 74765664.jpg (10 KB, 228x221) >>44623118 >Indias greatest invention was s------- on streets >Indiarrhea >receive a phone call >some guy talking to me in English with a heavy Indian accent >says he works for Windows (not Microsoft) and tells me that I have a virus on my computer and I should follow his instructions >don't fall for scam, tell him the call is being recorded and he would be in big trouble >he gets angry and say he would f--- my wife tonight >tell him that curryniggers can't penetrate s--- with their microdicks >he flips his s--- and throws all kinds of imaginable insults and threats against me Thank God I live in a country with clean drinking water. "f--- your s----- country india is literally s---

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