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File: download.jpg (6 KB, 200x193) Why are normies so clueless about martial arts? Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 12:48:14 No. 193109 >>193122 >>193327 >>193351 >>194748 >Hanging out at a party >I find out some dude is a TKD blackbelt >He starts doing these faggy party tricks like kicking bottle caps off of sodas and twirling in the air using completely inefficient and impractical tornado kicks >Normies, being normies, completely eat this s--- up and start cheering and yelling like it's the craziest thing they've ever seen >I offer to spar him, knowing his flashy kicks will just get his ass beat >I swarm him with a three piece combo to the head and body >He kinda-sorta turtled up, but I KNOW I tagged him in all the gaps, and I KNOW he was kind of surprised, but he just sort of stumbled back and played it off like he blocked them all >The crowd goes "wow, dang, good thing he blocked them all" >WHAT? >I LITERALLY tagged him like THREE TIMES, and they THINK he "blocked" them just because he kinda-sorta turtled up? >He fakes a leg kick and transitions into that stupid 360 spinning back kick b------- and it doesn't even hurt when it lands cause it was soft as f---, but I stumble over a hitched part of the rug where it's sticking out, and I trip and fall over >The whole crowd starts going crazy and going "nah bro, just stay down, just stay down, it's over" >I'm literally one hundred percent fine, so I dust myself off and immediately stand back up to resume the spar, but everyone's already high fiving the other guy and telling me "it's over, it's over, just stay down" >I tell them I just tripped over the rug, and the normies are like "yeah, cause taekwondo guy kicked you over it", and I tried explaining to them that I stumbled over it myself but they wouldn't listen and they kept saying the taekwondo guy won >First of all, normies are so f------ stupid I can't even believe it, and are absolutely f------ clueless when it comes to fighting >If the spar had gone on for like 30 more seconds, I would have swarmed him and won and it would have been over >Second of all, you can't even "win" a spar, so w--? Why are normies so retarded, bros? Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon) 17:07:37 No. 193334 ►>>193336 >>193352 >>193369 >>194408 File: 02fcf6401a1b939a64c1fd86d(...).jpg (34 KB, 600x612) >be me >TKD f-- >Know it's dumb but keeps me in shape, plus can do cool flips n s--- >Be at party, talking to cutie 3.14 >She likes my muscles >Do some dumb flips to show off >Kick off bottle cap >Everyone is impressed >Manlet with Thai armbands walks up to me >Breathing heavily "you know that wouldn't work in a street fight, right?" >Yeah, that's not why I train, just do it for fun >Dumb smile comes across his face "wanna spar?" >Sure, why not? >Manlet spergs out, runs toward me with flailing arms and legs, screaming like superlek >Shell up because don't know what's happening >Unphased >"Heh, you know I landed every one of those shots" he's already completely gassed >He's coming back in for another autistic spazz attack >Throw spinning back kick to keep him off >He blocks but it still pushes him backward because it's a back kick >Falls on his ass >Is spazz crying on the ground >"I just tripped, I swear! TKD is lame. You're all normies!" >"Reeeeeee" >Take cutie 3.14 home >Everyone thinks I'm a hero >Mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
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