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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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War never changes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)22:18:11 No.61629753 >17 units of armored vehicles were used by the occupiers at the same time in the Novomykhailivka area, and Tavrian paratroopers immediately destroyed 11 units. 3.41 MB WEBM https://files.catbox.moe/w4gm97.mp4 Anonymous >>61629753 (OP) # 05/14/24(Tue)22:21:37 No.61629780 To think I was probably masturbating to furry p--- while these n----- were blown apart. >>61630001 # >>61630086 # >>61630378 # >>61632254 # >>61633050 # >>61633538 # >>61633551 # >>61634399 # >>61634465 # >>61634541 # >>61635538 # >>61637249 # >>61637762 # >>61642284 #

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Nature healed anon | /r/Greentext

995 KB JPG window >be me >work at an office >very antisocial and vocal about it so no one bothers me >unfortunately all the offices are doorless >out of 145 offices in my floor a beehive formed outside my >it became a gathering point for coworkers to watch the bees and talking to me about them > 2 weeks later the hive made a separate extension and now technically I have 2 hives on my window >coworkers now come daily to check if they're going to merge >"sorry for bothering you anon, here some coffee for your troubles" and the others are doing the same bringing treats on my table >since I just take the coffee I offered the treats for others >I started bonding with them and found that I have similar interests with some of them >this morning on the opposite side of the bees there was not 1 but 3 white pigeons they were standing there watching the bees >one of my coworkers saw them and called the others to bring doughnuts because it's a "special occasion" and i offered to pay for it >"wow anon.. it's like nature is trying to tell you something" I'm not sure what it is, but it made me happy.

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The Feds Are Onto Anon | /r/Greentext

File: 334254765636357656365365476.jpg (46 KB, 720x715) 46 KB How F----- am I? Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:18:02 No.77510325 >>77510362 >be me >been on and off depressed for a few years with suicidal thoughts >been worse the last year >a month ago I tried to kill myself, but failed >self harmed a lot for three weeks >now I am disconnecting from reality as a whole >feel like people are watching me in public >try to hide what I am doing so people can't watch me like trying to conceal the groceries I am buying >get nervous wen people look at me >I am starting to think random people and even my friends talk about me behind my back and actively lie to me >when I realise I try to push the thoughts aside, but they just come back anyways >something, I am not sure what is in my room and it wants to kill me, I am not sure what the rules are, but I think it is mostly limited to I am not allowed to look at or touch it >it is kind of hard since it is moving around and I kind of just know where it is >I hear voices, footsteps along the floor and the walls are making scratching noises, also heard a door open from a part of my room that has no door, the toilet growled at me when I used the bathroom sink yesterday >when I look outside it does not feel real and telling myself it is feels like lying, same applies to some objects in my room >I keep looking at the light leaking in under my front door to see if someone is listening in on me >I can't go outside, I don't know why, I just am not supposed to >yesterday I tried to just put my hand gently through the door as if it was not there >I sleep very little, the only explanation is "I don't want to" and as such I just refuse to and stay awake for multiple days realistically, what is wrong with me and how do I fix this, the mentally ill pill might be funny for a bit, but it really is not worth it Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:24:51 No.77510350 ►>>77510363 This sounds like the early onset of schizophrenia. I would recommend seeing a psychiatrist and showing him this post. Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:27:39 No.77510362 >>77510325 (OP) as the other anon said, sounds very much like early schizophrenia. thankfully for you, medicine nowadays is WAYYYY better than it used to be and alongside some therapy you'll live pretty much a normal life. just get to a psychiatrist now, worry about how you'll pay later, you need that help. also see a psychologist. be safe anon, promise you everything will be fine. Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:27:46 No.77510363 Dont listen to >>77510350 they want you off guard so they can attack you. Why else would they be watching you all the time. You need to arm yourself for when they come I recommend a handgun

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/lit/ user is cucked from beyond the grave by long dead author | /r/Greentext

File: 562d28e979c96ee6a9eb8b7f8(...).jpg (41 KB, 640x678) CIDAL Deserts ☐ you christlarpers ruined my life Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)19:16:53 No.23386150 >>23386176 >>23386187 >>23386242 >>23386267 >>23390209 >tradlarping christoids on this board recommend that I read Brideshead Revisited. >it is aight >leave the book laying around my apartment >my /lit/gf, who I spent years of self-improving, looksmaxxing, lifting etc. in order to acquire reads it >she has an "epiphany" and is now in the process of being catechized and will convert to Catholicism >she told me that the premarital sex has to end, and that she will be moving out F--- all of you, and f--- Waugh, that pederast.

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What did they mean by this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)16:03:01 No.676521528 159 KB JPG >Black man and Japanese woman team up to ki Japanese men I can't be the only one who finds this remarkably incendiary and mean-spirited? Imagine this same concept but in a European setting. What did the j--- do to deserve this?

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Anon gives dating advice | /r/Greentext

Some advice for men Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)22:49:53 No.918422355 Here is some advice for you stupid chuds on how to deal with rejection like a real man! >Internalize it and feel the pangs of rejection well up in your heart but maintain a good rapport with the women so you don't ruin the vibe. >On your way home, buy some ice cream, the big one; you're gonna need it. >Turn on YouTube and crank up the volume with Savage Garden's "Truly Madly Deeply" on loop. >Lay on the floor in your own tears, shoveling spoonfuls of ice cream into your mouth between off-key, yelling of the lyrics to the song. >Realize you're going to die alone and call yourself horrible names in the mirror. >Go to sleep >Double points if your pillow is sopping wet with tears. Ya know, LIKE A REAL MAN!

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Anon watches Anime | /r/Greentext

File: gw2ggadi43h11.jpg (57 KB, 1280×720) Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)01:05:03 No.918414187 ► > Protagonist is fighting overwhelmingly powerful opponent > Getting absolutely trashed > Suddenly, flashback to wise master > "Protagonist, let me teach you my my secret technique" > "Use this only when [current situation]" > Flash forwards > Protagonist uses technique > Wins And that's Anime

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Just say yes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 48 KB GIF 05/07/24(Tue)13:54:35 No.198932568 >girl wants to watch a horror movie at my place uhhh bros? what did she mean by this? in my head canon (i am a 28 year old virgin), she will be like >anon, the movie was so scary, im afraid to sleep alone... can we sleep in the same bed? but i am certain she isnt interested in a genuinely 2/10, MAYBE 3/10 like me

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Anon experiences the side effects of the redpill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 296 KB PNG w--... 05/14/24(Tue)09:20:42 No.35779789 >talk to based, redpilled, trad girl >find out that she is "dysphoric" and wants to be a man ok, plenty more fish in the sea >talk to other based, redpilled, trad girl she "hates being a foid" and wants a male body >find another based, redpilled, trad girl >extremely misogynistic and makes fun of genderqueers >also admits to being "somewhat non-binary" and wanting a penis can someone please explain why this keeps happening? i'm scared... : Anonymous >>35779789 (OP) # 05/14/24(Tue)09:24:13 No.35779801 The Devil has played his most powerful hand when he invented the cult of transgenderism. : Anonymous >>35779789 (OP) # 05/14/24(Tue)09:24:59 No.35779804 im based redpilled and trad and i'm mtf you should pick me

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Anon on Oppenheimer | /r/Greentext

"Hey want to come build a big bomb for us?" "Okay sure" "AAAAAAAAAAAA NO I KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN WOE IS ME I AM BECOME CHUCK THE SNEEDER OF FEED" 1608051443061.png 124 KB PNG >I willingly helped inventing the most destructive weapon on earth and now I feel bad about it how could this happend to mee AAAAAA I have become deatherino

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Nothing happens. | /r/Greentext

>>77442215 # here I'll tell my story >be me >in elementary >12 years >nothing happens >go to highschool >absolutely nothing happens >one day graduate >go to uni >zero things happen for 4 years >get diploma, get a job >at my job one day >literally nobody pays attention to me, nothing happens >go on dating apps >nope, nothing and there it is >>77445981 # >>77447083 #

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Especially true in Australia. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Q0n2TMO6 19 KB JPG 05/15/24(Wed)21:42:38 No.468114456 >be boomer >walk into place you want to work and talk to manager >hired and start job next day >be zoomer >apply online with a resume >have to write a unique cover letter >have to do a cognitive test >have to do a numeracy and literacy test >have to do an interview first to see if you're fit for the "final" interview >finally get to the actual interview and some f-----, minority or woman is already ahead of you because of diversity >don't get hired Why the f--- are boomers and gen x gatekeeping jobs? They didn't have to do any of the s--- we do.

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