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File: 334254765636357656365365476.jpg (46 KB, 720x715) 46 KB How F----- am I? Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:18:02 No.77510325 >>77510362 >be me >been on and off depressed for a few years with suicidal thoughts >been worse the last year >a month ago I tried to kill myself, but failed >self harmed a lot for three weeks >now I am disconnecting from reality as a whole >feel like people are watching me in public >try to hide what I am doing so people can't watch me like trying to conceal the groceries I am buying >get nervous wen people look at me >I am starting to think random people and even my friends talk about me behind my back and actively lie to me >when I realise I try to push the thoughts aside, but they just come back anyways >something, I am not sure what is in my room and it wants to kill me, I am not sure what the rules are, but I think it is mostly limited to I am not allowed to look at or touch it >it is kind of hard since it is moving around and I kind of just know where it is >I hear voices, footsteps along the floor and the walls are making scratching noises, also heard a door open from a part of my room that has no door, the toilet growled at me when I used the bathroom sink yesterday >when I look outside it does not feel real and telling myself it is feels like lying, same applies to some objects in my room >I keep looking at the light leaking in under my front door to see if someone is listening in on me >I can't go outside, I don't know why, I just am not supposed to >yesterday I tried to just put my hand gently through the door as if it was not there >I sleep very little, the only explanation is "I don't want to" and as such I just refuse to and stay awake for multiple days realistically, what is wrong with me and how do I fix this, the mentally ill pill might be funny for a bit, but it really is not worth it Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:24:51 No.77510350 ►>>77510363 This sounds like the early onset of schizophrenia. I would recommend seeing a psychiatrist and showing him this post. Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:27:39 No.77510362 >>77510325 (OP) as the other anon said, sounds very much like early schizophrenia. thankfully for you, medicine nowadays is WAYYYY better than it used to be and alongside some therapy you'll live pretty much a normal life. just get to a psychiatrist now, worry about how you'll pay later, you need that help. also see a psychologist. be safe anon, promise you everything will be fine. Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:27:46 No.77510363 Dont listen to >>77510350 they want you off guard so they can attack you. Why else would they be watching you all the time. You need to arm yourself for when they come I recommend a handgun

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Some advice for men Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)22:49:53 No.918422355 Here is some advice for you stupid chuds on how to deal with rejection like a real man! >Internalize it and feel the pangs of rejection well up in your heart but maintain a good rapport with the women so you don't ruin the vibe. >On your way home, buy some ice cream, the big one; you're gonna need it. >Turn on YouTube and crank up the volume with Savage Garden's "Truly Madly Deeply" on loop. >Lay on the floor in your own tears, shoveling spoonfuls of ice cream into your mouth between off-key, yelling of the lyrics to the song. >Realize you're going to die alone and call yourself horrible names in the mirror. >Go to sleep >Double points if your pillow is sopping wet with tears. Ya know, LIKE A REAL MAN!

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File: gw2ggadi43h11.jpg (57 KB, 1280×720) Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)01:05:03 No.918414187 ► > Protagonist is fighting overwhelmingly powerful opponent > Getting absolutely trashed > Suddenly, flashback to wise master > "Protagonist, let me teach you my my secret technique" > "Use this only when [current situation]" > Flash forwards > Protagonist uses technique > Wins And that's Anime

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: Anonymous 48 KB GIF 05/07/24(Tue)13:54:35 No.198932568 >girl wants to watch a horror movie at my place uhhh bros? what did she mean by this? in my head canon (i am a 28 year old virgin), she will be like >anon, the movie was so scary, im afraid to sleep alone... can we sleep in the same bed? but i am certain she isnt interested in a genuinely 2/10, MAYBE 3/10 like me

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: Anonymous 296 KB PNG w--... 05/14/24(Tue)09:20:42 No.35779789 >talk to based, redpilled, trad girl >find out that she is "dysphoric" and wants to be a man ok, plenty more fish in the sea >talk to other based, redpilled, trad girl she "hates being a foid" and wants a male body >find another based, redpilled, trad girl >extremely misogynistic and makes fun of genderqueers >also admits to being "somewhat non-binary" and wanting a penis can someone please explain why this keeps happening? i'm scared... : Anonymous >>35779789 (OP) # 05/14/24(Tue)09:24:13 No.35779801 The Devil has played his most powerful hand when he invented the cult of transgenderism. : Anonymous >>35779789 (OP) # 05/14/24(Tue)09:24:59 No.35779804 im based redpilled and trad and i'm mtf you should pick me

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Anonymous GHOST CHASER 61 KB JPG 05/15/24(Wed) 17:46:17 No.77500583 >spend many years with games and anime >get older >realize I don't really have anything or anyone in terms of wealth, prospects or friendships >realize that the world is full of toil and all kinds of stuff you need to set up ahead of time (savings, insurance, pension, etc) >everything compounds >realize even building relationships is a chore >the only skillset that seems to matter in life is regular, constant diligence >just show up and put in the work bro >ponder my trajectory for a moment >get sad >order food and watch a movie I wonder how I became like this. Neither school nor parents nor friends managed to exorcize it from me.

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