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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 21 KB JPG 05/16/24(Thu)18:07:56 No.918463733 >be me >Walk into a room >Wearing apparel strictly from Vans, zumies and hollister >Headphones in blaring ska music >Sit down at table with a bunch of random people >"Breathing heavily, staring at them" >They stare back, just as one starts to talk I cut them off and say "HAVE YOU UNLOCKED SKATE HEAVEN IN TONY HAWK PRO SKATER 2?" >They either look at me in disgust or have a good conversation This is the only way I can make friends now, I'm up to 5 total frens and it seems to be working

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Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)22:17:03 No.199216801 images (6).jpg 8 KB JPG >the millions and millions of dollars ive made and the legions of adoring fans... it is le too much to bear... i must le unalive myself *BLAM* what did he mean by this?

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The reason why anon is a NEET. | /r/Greentext

File: aut.png (69 KB, 600x350) IMAO Proud AUTISM >I deny everything of course Why are you a NEET? Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)19:08:30 No.77506937 >got office job out of college, though I graduated late at 24 >>77506950 >thought it would improve my SMV but it didn't and girls still never noticed me or treated me like a person >one really hot girl at the office who I liked ended up being really "friendly" with the office Chad >then one day she apparently dies in a car accident and her picture gets put up in the hallway with a box where people can leave notes for her family >still angry about her choosing Chad over me >write a really mean note to her family about how she's a slut, even saying some things that might be illegal >immediately notice the managers acting weird around me a few days after the box gets taken away >finally my boss takes me into the office and accuses me of leaving a threatening note in the box >they say they got me on camera and bring up a bunch of other irrelevant accusations about me acting weird around the girl before but it's obvious they have no way of conclusively proving which note was mine out of all of them >they suspend me while they "investigate" and then try to fire me a few days later for some other b------- I didn't even do >I sue the company for wrongful termination, retaliation, and autism discrimination (I really do have autism) >it ends up taking over a year with litigation while living with my parents but I eventually end up losing the case even though they still couldn't actually prove it was me who left the note >I think the female judge just had it out for me Anyway, that's why I'm a NEET now two years after that ordeal. The workplace is rough if you're a bottom 80% guy with autism so I never even tried getting another job. Why are you a NEET?

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Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)16:28:48 No.676639432 64 KB JPG >be slave >only job is carrying weapons for other men >j--- dress you as samurai because they think it's funny >end up in a battle >immediately surrender >get enslaved again >300 years later >THE LEGENDARY BLACK SAMURAI

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Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)22:34:57 No.199217249 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC FREE SOLO free solo.png 587 KB PNG >climbs for years without injuries >gets a whiff of p---- >immediately falls off a wall what did they mean by this?

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Anon is about to give himself a root canal filling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623_080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.

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Anon hates video essayists | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)18:17:15 No.67653431 White man has been here. How can you tell? DEFENSE DRAMA RABBIT HOLE 49.35 In Defense of Nicolas Cage In Praise of Shadows VIDEO ESSAY Yo Mama: Drama Rabbit Hole ft. @Yo Mama DaftPina SHOCKING The Shockingly WEIRD >120 minutes long video review Way Codename: Kids Next Door Ended >80% of the vid is just a plot summary

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Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)19:34:14 No.77510976 >This account has been permanently banned. Check your inbox for a message with more information. 721 KB PNG

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War never changes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)22:18:11 No.61629753 >17 units of armored vehicles were used by the occupiers at the same time in the Novomykhailivka area, and Tavrian paratroopers immediately destroyed 11 units. 3.41 MB WEBM https://files.catbox.moe/w4gm97.mp4 Anonymous >>61629753 (OP) # 05/14/24(Tue)22:21:37 No.61629780 To think I was probably masturbating to furry p--- while these n----- were blown apart. >>61630001 # >>61630086 # >>61630378 # >>61632254 # >>61633050 # >>61633538 # >>61633551 # >>61634399 # >>61634465 # >>61634541 # >>61635538 # >>61637249 # >>61637762 # >>61642284 #

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Nature healed anon | /r/Greentext

995 KB JPG window >be me >work at an office >very antisocial and vocal about it so no one bothers me >unfortunately all the offices are doorless >out of 145 offices in my floor a beehive formed outside my >it became a gathering point for coworkers to watch the bees and talking to me about them > 2 weeks later the hive made a separate extension and now technically I have 2 hives on my window >coworkers now come daily to check if they're going to merge >"sorry for bothering you anon, here some coffee for your troubles" and the others are doing the same bringing treats on my table >since I just take the coffee I offered the treats for others >I started bonding with them and found that I have similar interests with some of them >this morning on the opposite side of the bees there was not 1 but 3 white pigeons they were standing there watching the bees >one of my coworkers saw them and called the others to bring doughnuts because it's a "special occasion" and i offered to pay for it >"wow anon.. it's like nature is trying to tell you something" I'm not sure what it is, but it made me happy.

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File: 334254765636357656365365476.jpg (46 KB, 720x715) 46 KB How F----- am I? Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:18:02 No.77510325 >>77510362 >be me >been on and off depressed for a few years with suicidal thoughts >been worse the last year >a month ago I tried to kill myself, but failed >self harmed a lot for three weeks >now I am disconnecting from reality as a whole >feel like people are watching me in public >try to hide what I am doing so people can't watch me like trying to conceal the groceries I am buying >get nervous wen people look at me >I am starting to think random people and even my friends talk about me behind my back and actively lie to me >when I realise I try to push the thoughts aside, but they just come back anyways >something, I am not sure what is in my room and it wants to kill me, I am not sure what the rules are, but I think it is mostly limited to I am not allowed to look at or touch it >it is kind of hard since it is moving around and I kind of just know where it is >I hear voices, footsteps along the floor and the walls are making scratching noises, also heard a door open from a part of my room that has no door, the toilet growled at me when I used the bathroom sink yesterday >when I look outside it does not feel real and telling myself it is feels like lying, same applies to some objects in my room >I keep looking at the light leaking in under my front door to see if someone is listening in on me >I can't go outside, I don't know why, I just am not supposed to >yesterday I tried to just put my hand gently through the door as if it was not there >I sleep very little, the only explanation is "I don't want to" and as such I just refuse to and stay awake for multiple days realistically, what is wrong with me and how do I fix this, the mentally ill pill might be funny for a bit, but it really is not worth it Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:24:51 No.77510350 ►>>77510363 This sounds like the early onset of schizophrenia. I would recommend seeing a psychiatrist and showing him this post. Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:27:39 No.77510362 >>77510325 (OP) as the other anon said, sounds very much like early schizophrenia. thankfully for you, medicine nowadays is WAYYYY better than it used to be and alongside some therapy you'll live pretty much a normal life. just get to a psychiatrist now, worry about how you'll pay later, you need that help. also see a psychologist. be safe anon, promise you everything will be fine. Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)09:27:46 No.77510363 Dont listen to >>77510350 they want you off guard so they can attack you. Why else would they be watching you all the time. You need to arm yourself for when they come I recommend a handgun

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/lit/ user is cucked from beyond the grave by long dead author | /r/Greentext

File: 562d28e979c96ee6a9eb8b7f8(...).jpg (41 KB, 640x678) CIDAL Deserts ☐ you christlarpers ruined my life Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)19:16:53 No.23386150 >>23386176 >>23386187 >>23386242 >>23386267 >>23390209 >tradlarping christoids on this board recommend that I read Brideshead Revisited. >it is aight >leave the book laying around my apartment >my /lit/gf, who I spent years of self-improving, looksmaxxing, lifting etc. in order to acquire reads it >she has an "epiphany" and is now in the process of being catechized and will convert to Catholicism >she told me that the premarital sex has to end, and that she will be moving out F--- all of you, and f--- Waugh, that pederast.

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