: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed) 04:43:08 No.918387077 27 KB GIF repeats what I said >be me >At gym waiting for guy to finish using machine >He finishes >I ask him if he is going to unload the machine >He gets out his phone and turns the timer on and > Resets the timer and times taking the pin out >Didn't say anything just shows me the time and walks away >What just happened

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 64 KB JPG 05/15/24(Wed)11:45:35 No.31255834 P--- addiction and low self esteem has made it to where >If someone makes me angry, I get intrusive thoughts of them f------ my girlfriend and I feel like killing myself >I can't look at a black person without fetishizing them, or not get set into internal panic seeing an interracial couple. >I have trouble with staying hard and my brain will intentionally try to send me boner killing imagery anytime I'm trying to have sex because of what I assume are masochist tendencies Is it over? I wanted to try therapy but someone told me that therapy couldn't help any of this and that they don't know anything beyond mild social issues. 2 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: BBH3/Mhz 253 KB JPG said anything 05/14/24(Tue)20:21:16 No.20294931 >go to job interview >have all this s--- I was prepared to say in response to behavioral questions, what are your strengths and weaknesses, what are your hobbies, etc. >interviewer just talks about the job for an hour >leave after an hour and haven't >you will hear back from us in two to three weeks anon

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Anonymous (ID: ZX8HLjnM 05/15/24(Wed)07:47:13 No.468064636 File: 1714768897642005.jpg (46 KB, 640x671) TRANSLATED BY MEMRI TV قصبة اليوم TRANSLATED BY Of course, we do support this LGBT movement. TV ميمري MEMRI' اليوم That is, "Let's Go Bomb Tel-Aviv." قصة اليم >>468051693 Does anybody have the memri of a woman says I was talking to my neighbor and the next panel is Who is

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: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous 704 KB JPG 05/14/24(Tue)04:07:33 No.77487929 Personally I think I have a really small d--- but every girl I've been with says It's a good size and thickness. 5 inches and I do pass the toilet paper tube test. Maybe Im just a good f--- idk but I really think my d--- is below average. The real problem now is the scars from masturbating too much and then trimming off the hard skin with my gundam nippers. >>77488272 # >>77488282 # >>77492077 # >>77493510 # >>77495135 #

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Anonymous (ID: 3/5fsvuX) 35 KB PNG girl good friend 05/14/24(Tue)18:43:10 No.20294188 >be me 18 years old, 120 pounds, actually insane, radiohead fan >prom is coming >I get voted king >I have nobody to go with >people voted me as a joke >ask 3 girls who all say no >ask brazillian foreign exchange >she says no she wants someone who she can actually date to go with, she said she wanted a man to go with. Chooses a guy in the grade below her. >breaks my heart >cry in bathroom stall >eat kfc >go to park 1 hour away later that day with friends >they offer me weed >be me never smoked, thinking itd make me feel better >I take it >have an asthma attack >On ground dying for 20 minutes. >friends leave me there and go to someones house. >can't breathe >throw up on myself >lady sees and calls the cops. >I run and hide in my car on the floor, tinted windows and all. >look up see 2 cop cars, they're walking around looking for me. >starving, eat swedish fish >can't drive away because Im high >throw up >paranoia >throw up more > be me with crohns > s--- my pants for the first time >realize I ate kfc >I start hallucinating eyeballs and little people walking >I fall to sleep >wake back up >parents worried >they come and pick me up >back home >weed wears off and I cry in my bed Never getting high or talking to girls again.

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: Anonymous I don't know what to feel 5 KB PNG >be me 05/14/24(Tue)17:39:24 No.11505500 >be Asian, 24, normal sized d--- >6 inch at best >Started dating a girl, she's 24 also >She's a massive LOTR geek. >Don't really care much for LOTR but I understand being a geek about something >Similar hobbies, connected well >2 months in, we about to get feisty >Boner hard, balls packed to the brim >Before sex she told me she's into cosplay/roleplay >Agree cause sex >Dressed up as frodo >She gets wet so f------ fast >Feels great man >Pulls down my pants >Saw my 6 inch asian p----- >Shocked not in a goodway >"Is it too small?" My confidence about to shatter >"No anon, it's too big for a hobbit, it's not supposed to be this big" >"Confuse.jpeg >Sex didn't continue >Stopped dating soon after I don't know what to feel bros, should I feel happy or sad? Task failed successfully? What the f--- should I feel?

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File: bs.png (35 KB, 242x193) JESUS...! THIS IS SOME B-------! Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)18:20:41 No.77495049 [Reply] >>77495056 >>77495218 >>77495423 >Like girl >act nice to girl and give her attention, let her know I like her >shows no intrest and brushes you off >no longer show intrest and move on with life, don't give her much attention and generally ignore her >she is intrested and showing clear signs of liking you >suddenly is upset at the lack of attention you're giving her Why are they like this

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: Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)16:24:57 No.676421812 >game set in italy, play as italian man >game set in france, play as frenchman >game set in america, play as native american man >game set in greece, play as greek man >game set in norway, play as norseman >game set in japan >>676421985 # >>676422575 # >>676423776 # >>676424093 # >>676426132 # >>676426327 # >>676427270 #

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: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed) 04:43:08 No.918387077 27 KB GIF repeats what I said >be me >At gym waiting for guy to finish using machine >He finishes >I ask him if he is going to unload the machine >He gets out his phone and turns the timer on and > Resets the timer and times taking the pin out >Didn't say anything just shows me the time and walks away >What just happened

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