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Anonymous 56 KB JPG >female co-worker asks me how my weekend was >tell her I was in the psychiatric ward of the hospital because I was suicidal >she sympathizes with me >after work she messages me asking me to come to her house to watch a movie or just talk is this a date.jpeg >her bf is there 07/12/22(Tue)18:23:38 No.69380822 >she and her bf just take pity on me the whole time >i go home >she messages again saying shes here for me if i need anything god damn it bros... not like this

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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1h (7/11 1:38) 26871183 1 Re 0 Img GIF 2MB (250x250) 1 Reply I'm going f------ insane Like proper f------ insane, holy f---. I am genuinely losing it and I might do something very stupid soon. 1h (7/11 2:03) 26871292 >>26871183 (OP) Well thanks for providing no detail at all so no one can actually help or remotely even understand the situation.

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Anons stuck in a loop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 518 KB PNG 07/11/22(Mon)14:50:56 No.18094027 >Decide to just wing it in the kitchen. >I have a few oz of top sirloin, a few mushrooms, a couple shallots, cream, assorted herbs. >Sear and dice the steak. >Saute the mushrooms and shallot. >Deglaze with brandy. >Add cream and reduce by half. >Return the steak to the sauce with some chopped tarragon and chives. >Serve over fettucine. >Realize I ended up just making beef stroganoff.

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Anon thinks with his pp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)22:21:04 No.881875658 >be horny >go on doublelist >find post for girl looking to suck d--- >think with pp >send her a fully nude body shot with face >she asks for more and wants to know my name >send her more and tell her my name >she then blackmails me >threatens to send pictures of me to all my family members on facebook >jokes on her >I don't have Facebook >she doesn't know >I act scared and tell her to tell me where to send the money >she gives me her cashapp >I report it to the authorities and tell her I need a few days to gather the money >they continue to threaten me by sending my photos of my linked in account >not too long after, they get caught >get call from detective >turns out it's some 23 year old dude from California >I agree to testify in court >I am also sueing him for 100k for post traumatic stress and blackmailing >would share pics of chat but was advised not too as it can effect the case >going to have to await guilty charge until I can go ahead with sueing >this f----- is toast >I'm still horny

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Anon is a redditor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F----- IAM 348 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)23:34:57 No.881852592 >be me >I'm a reddit user >I think I can post whatever I want without consequences >I like the story, I make a post in r/historymemes about the Falklands being British and not Argentine >I put "cry all you want little Argentine, that will not make the Falklands come back" >An Argentine was offended and reported my account for a message that incites hatred >I log in the next morning and see that my account was permanently suspended >F--- If you're that Argentinian who reported the post on reddit, go f--- yourself View Thread

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Duality of 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Phil Leotardo disliked that. 41 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)04:40:39 No.26872040 >be me >cry over my grandma's death >gf loses respect >starts behaving as if i'm a bitch >break up >she wants me back >refuse How is this real? I can't comprehend her thought process of that, what makes girls laugh at someone opening up? I feel like I broke up too impulsively, what do I do? : Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)04:50:03 No.26872082 >>26872040 (OP) # Your girlfriend dumped you because you showed emotion. Show some self respect and leave that bitch like a sack of bricks. : Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)05:55:03 No.26872337 >>26872040 (OP) # You can easily regain that respect by beating her up (with mild restraint) and then f------ her. After you come, if you still love her, continue.

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Anon saved his dad | /r/Greentext

...oo AT&T Board /fit/ - Fitness. 50 KB JPG 1:35 PM boards.4chan.org WHAT THE F--- ALRIGHT/FIT/ - THIS IS WHAT WE LIFT FOR 38% >we go buy a nice one >carry it around like a slave ▼ Settings Home >visit dad >asks me to buy a christmas tree >mom is happy >feelsgoodman >i lift it into the house >my dad says hes not feeling well >COLLAPSES >W-- >mom panics >dad just laying there knocked out >we put him in a safe position quickly >my heart is racing >i decide to LIFT him up and carry him to the couch >mom calls 911. >im panicking too >figure that the hospital is not so far away >LIFT him back up and carry him into car >mom is screaming at me but i cant hear s--- >race to hospital >LIFT him out of the car and carry him into ER >scream around like an autist >mfw they told me he had a stroke and probably would have died if it wasnt for my lifts

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Anon should have just spoke with his neighbor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)12:34:23 No.881838202 13 KB JPG I just called the cops on my apartment neighbor, here is the story and you can judge me as you wish >Be me >Living in apartment complex >One of my next door neighbors is a massive f------ pot addict, I can smell his weed all the time, sometimes 5am, often in the afternoon and evening >I am talking about being assaulted with weed stench on a daily basis >Finally I have had enough, I called the police and reported him about 30 mins ago. Also sent email to landlord because he is violating the apartment policy (no smoking/drugs) >I think the cops will actually do something because weed is still completely illegal in my state and I told them I think he's dealing drugs as well Your thoughts /b/?

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anon missed his chance | /r/Greentext

File: soylent.png (7 KB, 227x222) Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)23:05:30 No.69374951 >>69375001 >>69375312 >>69375327 >>69375550 >get home >put groceries away >go to wash hands >look in mirror >i forgot to shave half of my face >be me >have to go to grocery store >regular store is too busy >leave for a more quiet one >not familiar with the layout >kind of just wander around the store looking for what i need >two cute girls are shopping together >tall brunette, and shorter girl with black hair >cross paths with them 10+ times while shopping >90% sure the brunette is checking me out >she kind of has a cutesy grin like how a fat kid would smile when he sees an unattended slice of cake >think nothing of it, im probably delusional >get to the self-checkout (store does not have cashiers anymore) >they're at the one across from me >brunette is fumbling her s--- from staring at me

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Anon doesn't know how to use the three seashells | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/22(Sun)17:51:39 No.167640156 >visit friend's house >go use restroom >see the three seashells >>167640256 # >>167640259 # >>167640394 # >>167640631 # >>167641312 # >>167641623 #

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Anon visits webpages in 2022 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 23 KB PNG 07/11/22(Mon) 20:52:44 No.69371086 >2005 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

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Anonymous 56 KB JPG >female co-worker asks me how my weekend was >tell her I was in the psychiatric ward of the hospital because I was suicidal >she sympathizes with me >after work she messages me asking me to come to her house to watch a movie or just talk is this a date.jpeg >her bf is there 07/12/22(Tue)18:23:38 No.69380822 >she and her bf just take pity on me the whole time >i go home >she messages again saying shes here for me if i need anything god damn it bros... not like this

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