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: Anonymous I don't know what to feel 5 KB PNG >be me 05/14/24(Tue)17:39:24 No.11505500 >be Asian, 24, normal sized d--- >6 inch at best >Started dating a girl, she's 24 also >She's a massive LOTR geek. >Don't really care much for LOTR but I understand being a geek about something >Similar hobbies, connected well >2 months in, we about to get feisty >Boner hard, balls packed to the brim >Before sex she told me she's into cosplay/roleplay >Agree cause sex >Dressed up as frodo >She gets wet so f------ fast >Feels great man >Pulls down my pants >Saw my 6 inch asian p----- >Shocked not in a goodway >"Is it too small?" My confidence about to shatter >"No anon, it's too big for a hobbit, it's not supposed to be this big" >"Confuse.jpeg >Sex didn't continue >Stopped dating soon after I don't know what to feel bros, should I feel happy or sad? Task failed successfully? What the f--- should I feel?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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172KiB, 1920x1080, 1715710752407.jpg Anonymous Tue 14 May 2024 14:22:12 No.143636051 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>143636062 >>143636080 >>143636083 >>143636089 >>143636104 >you're not ugly, people avoid you because your breath just stinks and you're mistaken Why did this episode of SpongeBob refute the blackpill before it existed? Anonymous Tue 14 May 2024 14:22:56 No.143636062 Report >>143636051

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Settings Mobile Home Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)15:19:24 No.77493187 Jewish students say pro-Israel violence at UCLA protest camp undercut their advocacy Activists say Tuesday's incident doesn't represent them, makes counter-protests look bad, as various students share differing views on the campus standoffs and chaos By JACOD GURVIS 2May 2014, 7.32 pm A pro-Palestinian demonstrator is beaten by counter-protesters attacking the anti-israel encampment on the campus of the University of California in Los Angeles, May 1, 2024 897 KB PNG >Kid: Mom, I want to witness the Israel/Palestine war >Mom: We have Israel/Palestine war at home >The Israel/Palestine war at home:

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Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)16:12:23 No.31249756 i' am sexually attracted only to women, but i don't like the way p---- looks or smells what do i do now? DAY NIGHT 118 KB JPG 19 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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File: number1.jpg (19 KB, 320x180) >get idea >play song to teach 'em how to be villains >tell them to sneak around The time I was a villain teacher Anonymous 05/14/24(Tue)16:05:57 No.77490595 [Reply] >be me, villain >live in piss sports town >want to capture crazy athletic with salvador dali beard >get assistant villains >"have you ever caught a good guy, like a real superhero?" >"well uh technically, nah" >"have you ever tried to disguise?" >"nah, nah" >f-- steps on f------ branch louder than a plane bursting into twin towers >later, tryna catch him with a net >he runs by >"THROW!" >potato IQ guys throw it on me >move on, place banana peels for athletic to slip >these dipshits slip on them, he runs by >get idea >grinchsmile.jpg >dress up as granny t----- >sports guy helps me over the street >offer him cyanide apple >he passes out, help villains cage him >they go to my HQ, wait for me, play some instruments >dumbass girl gives athletic some kinda acyanide apple, revives him >he escapes >get really angry >put up cannon to just blow him away once in for all >trip over stupid bucket, kick it >bucket fires off cannon, kills me

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