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Anonymous 03/01/20(Sun)23:18:14 No.130180916 DB8B5BA4-01C6-48BC-BB00-F182F177134C.jpg 135 KB JPG >I GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT WITH THE FEDS UP MY ASS AND NOW I GOTTA HEAR FROM GEORGIE THAT YOU GOT SOME, SOME F------ JAPANESE KIDDIE P--- SAVE ON YA F----- COMPUTAH >Tone, they're just drawing- >SHUT UP >>130181086 # Anonymous >>130180916 # 03/01/20(Sun)23:22:45 No.130181086 >tone she's actually 900 years old in the story -- >SHUT UP

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 145 KB JPG 05/11/24(Sat)16:49:16 No.20482348 >Messy as f--- >Always too tall or too wide (sometimes both) to cleanly bite into >Contents spill out constantly >Buns never stay together unless you have a gay little toothpick on it >Is the symbol of American slop Are burgers the most overrated "food" ever made?

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Anon has a conundrum | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49 KB JPG 05/10/24(Fri)20:36:35 No.31223072 >be me, atheist >don't believe in deities or afterlife or anything, think when you die, it's over, pretty obvious to me >dad died yesterday >have to break the news to my 10 year old daughter today that grandpa died so we can go to his funeral Should I lie and say the standard s--- about him being in heaven even though I don't believe in it? Or do you think she'll resent me later in life for lying about my beliefs? 19 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Dumble-dalf the Gay is my favourite wizard from Lord of the Horcruxes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: L1SLRIQ6) 05/12/24(Sun)03:28:08 No.467749248 File: 1647401877300.png (413 KB, 720x682) Anonymous 09/11/19(Wed)15:22:13 No.120865979 59C4689A-C4A6-4670-A2FB-EF7DA6DF7B47.png 1.14 MB PNG >ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EACH JEW KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST >Draco and the kids start cheering >Gandalf looks at the screen >ZERO POINTS!

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What did (Ai)non mean by this? | /r/Greentext

05/11/24(Sat)12:22:20 No.467744072 A buff king kong and a buff godzilla having a manly hand shake Create 10 Explore ideas Creations ? Help What did Dall-E mean by this .jpg 253 KB JPG >Type in prompt: "King King and Godzilla manly hand- shake" >Get pic rel What did Dall-E 3 mean by this?

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Anonymous GAME BOY COLOR Hindendo 05/11/24(Sat) 06:10:07 No. 10922863 >let Capcom make two Zelda games >they make the undisputed best ZELDA 2D Zelda games of all time AGES PLAY BOTH FOR THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE EVERYO 597 KB PNG ONLY FOR COLOR >Nintendo never lets them touch the series again Why didn't Nintendo collaborate with Capcom more often?

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: Anonymous NETFLIX 05/11/24(Sat)15:12:39 No.199047170 >make no kino >keep producing garbage. only few shows are popular but that's because it's memable for reddit >won streaming war anyway >refused to elaborate how is this s--- possible? 28 KB JPG

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Bites em in the ass ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/11/24(Sat)07:16:20 No.77453051 WE COMP HINDS HALL 597 KB PNG >Be Left wing university >Teach students that free speech is things that they agree with >Teach students that hate speech is things that they disagree with >Teach students that haters must be eliminated by means of violence >Brainwash them into thinking that they are all Che Guevara >Brainwash them into taking on activist causes by means of rioting and violence >FFW to 2024 >Disagree with students once... >Complain that they are protesting violently. Cry me a f------ river. What they taught them to do to my country is finally f------ happening to them.

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Anonymous 05/09/24(Thu)15:10:17 No.16167028 >we descend from monkeys >we come from Africa What did they mean by this? 188 KB JPG 25 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon goes biblical | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6871 1150 MBY F53 424 04/20/21(Tue)13:26:21 No.14980697 BB6B0149-59C3-43F2-9FE7-329FE6283F3E.jpg 25 KB JPG >look up meaning of name "Drake" >it means "snake or dragon" >the devil is referred to as both a snake and dragon in the Bible >Jesus's birth name was Yeshua, which translates a Joshua in English >MFW the Bible was the original Drake and Josh >MFW Drake Bell is the antichrist and Josh Peck is the Messiah

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Anonymous 05/10/24(Fri)14:05:47 No.676021487 48de604b-99ee-4400-a600-6958a71f0959.jpg 30 KB JPG >no games >buy studios >no games >close studios >still no games what is this strategy called?

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Anon is 32 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous DONKEY KONG 379 KB JPG 05/11/24(Sat) 05:10:35 No.31226912 >32 >decide to look for wife after being loner for years >in better shape then 90% of the population >all my options my age are fat, or bitter, washed up lesbians, into tarot and s--- >just want something normal >hear my buddies fiancés best friend is single after a 4 year relationship >8/10 5 foot 2 blonde, 120 lbs, 23 years old >go to baseball game with him last night to get the dl >tells me if I want a 1 night stand, all I have to do is dress and smell nice and he'll invite me out to the bar when they go out, I take her home and f--- her >if I want her to be my girlfriend, different story. >apparently she's f----- 10 guys in 3 months, 2 nights ago she sucked off her alcoholic 40 year old neighbor >barely works, parents pay all of her s--- >must get every single minor detail on my car fixed >must take her on a very nice date, fancy Mexican or Indian restaurant is expected >after that she'll be my girlfriend but she has a very high list of demands. Expensive dates every week. Expensive vacations a few times every year >last guy spent tens of thousands on her and she was completely ungrateful and bitched the entire time Is this really what dating has become now? Hearing this s--- made me completely depressed. So if I just want to hit it, it's basically free? But if I want more, I have to revolve my entire life around her, then she still isn't grateful and has been ran through? Is this what dating has become? I just want somebody that's attractive and appreciates me. Unrelated but I f----- her older sister years ago 6 Replies View Thread

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What is wrong with everyone! Anonymous 05/11/24(Sat)01:40:34 No.918186865 >Be Me >Minding my own damn business >Always good at keeping head down >Never get into anyone's business nor do I get into gossip >Is usually pretty chill, enjoying the quiet. >Someone then comes along >B-lines for me >Involves me in their b------- that I have no business being in. >They just select me randomly for no reason >Now people keep dropping s--- into my lap for no reason >Tried to be assertive, bubkis >Tried to be aggressive, yelled at for being an a------ What the f--- is wrong with normies? I'm sitting here doing literally nothing and for some reason that makes you just want me involved in your s---?

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