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Anonymous DONKEY KONG 379 KB JPG 05/11/24(Sat) 05:10:35 No.31226912 >32 >decide to look for wife after being loner for years >in better shape then 90% of the population >all my options my age are fat, or bitter, washed up lesbians, into tarot and s--- >just want something normal >hear my buddies fiancés best friend is single after a 4 year relationship >8/10 5 foot 2 blonde, 120 lbs, 23 years old >go to baseball game with him last night to get the dl >tells me if I want a 1 night stand, all I have to do is dress and smell nice and he'll invite me out to the bar when they go out, I take her home and f--- her >if I want her to be my girlfriend, different story. >apparently she's f----- 10 guys in 3 months, 2 nights ago she sucked off her alcoholic 40 year old neighbor >barely works, parents pay all of her s--- >must get every single minor detail on my car fixed >must take her on a very nice date, fancy Mexican or Indian restaurant is expected >after that she'll be my girlfriend but she has a very high list of demands. Expensive dates every week. Expensive vacations a few times every year >last guy spent tens of thousands on her and she was completely ungrateful and bitched the entire time Is this really what dating has become now? Hearing this s--- made me completely depressed. So if I just want to hit it, it's basically free? But if I want more, I have to revolve my entire life around her, then she still isn't grateful and has been ran through? Is this what dating has become? I just want somebody that's attractive and appreciates me. Unrelated but I f----- her older sister years ago 6 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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