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Anonymous DONKEY KONG 379 KB JPG 05/11/24(Sat) 05:10:35 No.31226912 >32 >decide to look for wife after being loner for years >in better shape then 90% of the population >all my options my age are fat, or bitter, washed up lesbians, into tarot and s--- >just want something normal >hear my buddies fiancés best friend is single after a 4 year relationship >8/10 5 foot 2 blonde, 120 lbs, 23 years old >go to baseball game with him last night to get the dl >tells me if I want a 1 night stand, all I have to do is dress and smell nice and he'll invite me out to the bar when they go out, I take her home and f--- her >if I want her to be my girlfriend, different story. >apparently she's f----- 10 guys in 3 months, 2 nights ago she sucked off her alcoholic 40 year old neighbor >barely works, parents pay all of her s--- >must get every single minor detail on my car fixed >must take her on a very nice date, fancy Mexican or Indian restaurant is expected >after that she'll be my girlfriend but she has a very high list of demands. Expensive dates every week. Expensive vacations a few times every year >last guy spent tens of thousands on her and she was completely ungrateful and bitched the entire time Is this really what dating has become now? Hearing this s--- made me completely depressed. So if I just want to hit it, it's basically free? But if I want more, I have to revolve my entire life around her, then she still isn't grateful and has been ran through? Is this what dating has become? I just want somebody that's attractive and appreciates me. Unrelated but I f----- her older sister years ago 6 Replies View Thread

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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