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6193020q0.jpg 29 KB JPG >"How dare you flex your back to me?" >"Take off your shirt and show me your abs!" Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 11:28:38 No.74107515 1686114838388239.jpg >>74107347 (OP) # 109 KB JPG >My name is Chadimus Pumpimus Shredimius, commander of the Lifters of the North, General of the Fuark Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Azizus Shavershianius. Father to a bloated son. Husband to a slampig wife. And I will have my gains, in this gym or the next. >>74108195 # >>74108209 # >>74108220 # >>74108237 # >>74108620 # >>74109639 # >>74111569 # >>74112203 # : Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)14:13:05 No.74108752 DFE18051-F4E1-4C31-BCE7-E331CB2CAC2B.jpg 17 KB JPG >Your unobtainable body goals as a manlet are my faults as a Chad >>74109959 # imgflip.com

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon was a tailor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66 KB JPEG 4/23/2024, 8:56:45 AM No.59888626 > be me: semiautistic tailor preindustrial times > King orders me to do my best > spend years refining my technique > travel the world for the best materials > develop a fabric so thin you can see through > King loves it, wears it for a parade > some retarded kid screams he is naked > lol everyone believes the kid > get executed > the king is laughing stock of millenias

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Anon discovers NoFap | /r/Greentext

IS CLU 37 KB JPG > Be me 23 yo 7/10 in looks > Hadn't had a gf in two years cause of lack of confidence and bad habits > Start taking care of myself again. Go back to playing soccer with my friends, go to swim twice a week, go back into reading, etc... > Hear about no fap on the Internet and how practicing it can make you be more confident and responsible, start practicing it > 4 days go by everything normal > 2 weeks go by start having problems with some urges > Third week can't take it anymore, but still doing it cause I wanna reach at least a month > Meanwhile in classes a cute 8/10 girl sits next to me, we talk and have a good time > Ask for her number and start chatting, also sit together in other classes we share, start liking her more > Ask her to go on a date and she accepts > Meanwhile achieve one month since I started no fap, decide I don't want to do this anymore and beat the s--- out of my meat > Next day go to my date, see the girl again and get surprised > She's uglier than I remember. Still go on with the date but don't really enjoy it. Start asking myself why did I like this girl so much. Make an effort to really make her enjoy the date but still don't feel anything her. End the date, go to my house and start feeling sad and angry. > Mfw the only thing no fap did was to make me more horny and least selective with girls, mfw this stupid s--- made the wrong girl get her high hopes with me, mfw i will have to find some pathetic excuse to tell this girl I don't really like her even tho I flirted with her non stop during a week, mfw i will seem a like a douche and will probably make a really nice girl feel bad. F--- this s--- I will never practice it again

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Anon feels sorry. | /r/Greentext

Women, I am sorry. 50 KB PNG >huge gut, moobs >used to like big boobs >enjoyed watching them clap and jiggle >therefore developed a huge crush on a volleyball team member with an enormous rack >used to simp on her hard a >recently got fat due to needing an amount of energy for a contest >started working out to fix it. >well, those things started jiggling the moment i applied force to my body >and oh boy do they jiggle. >the inertia feels like a chicagoian black man named tyreek is punching me in the guts for calling his fit trash >and they are so f------ heavy somehow it hurts even without them bouncing >feels like wearing two dumbells on my body that feels pain >tfw this is how it feels to have huge boobs And women had no ways to get rid of it while facing s--- from simps...... You know what? I am sorry, Cherry from highschool.

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Anon gets a friend | /r/Greentext

File: pepelaughz.jpg (40 KB, 800x450) >"uh, Anon?" Arab Guy Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 18:46:45 No.917295888 >be me >walking home from work >notice this Arab guy taking out the trash from the dumpster >i assume that this is his job, he does this every day. >suddenly, he trips and falls >i run over and help him up >In a thick Arabian accent, he says: "Thank you sir." And starts small talking with me. >"so, what is your name?" >"a good name that is. I am Hassan Al-Asad" >we start talking for a bit, im pretty confused, but i just go along with it >he talks about how he lives in a two-room apartment with his wife and three kids >"we live in that building up there" >he points to a s----- looking condominium >he talks about how he works two jobs, during the day he teaches math at the local university and when his shift is over, he's a garbageman >he comes back home to his crappy apartment after 11 hours of nonstop work only for a quick dinner, short sex with his wife, and sleep. >tells me that he's fine with his life, and that Allah will repay his kindness greatly someday >"what do you do for a living, mr. anon?" >tell him that im working at an office part time before i go to university >he laughs >"hey, maybe ill be your proffesor someday!" >i laugh as well >"haha, maybe..." >we get along pretty well >"So, Hassan... what do you do when you get home? after dinner and stuff." >"Oh, I go on 4chan's /b/ /r9k/ and /pol/ to say racist things about arabs." >i raise my eyebrow, confused >"uh... arent you arab?" >he laughs, much louder than before >"yes, but i just like to..." >he tries to think of a word >"Troll?" >"yes, thats it, troll! i like to troll people and convince them that arabs control the world. especially if theyre from Iraq, my home country!" >ask him how many posts he makes in a day >"oh, i post about 100-200 posts a day, all with the same message" >mfw all those racist/pol/tard posts against arabs all come from the same guy >mfw that guy is arab himself

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anon is happy :D | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 80 KB JPEG 4/23/2024, 12:40:18 AM > be me, 17-year-old high school senior No.67970180 > shy, not many friends, but really into drawing > decide to join art club, super nervous > first meeting, sit in the corner, sketch quietly > girl next to me looks over, smiles > "Hey, that's really good!" she says > heartattack.exe > chat a bit, turns out we both love anime > start hanging out after school to watch Studio Ghibli movies > fast forward a few months > we've become really good friends, feels like I've known her forever > one day, she gives me a small notebook > it's filled with drawings of us and all our favorite moments together > "Thanks for being my friend, anon. You've made this year amazing," she writes >mfw I realize I've found my best friend >mfw I'm not so shy anymore < > feelsgoodman

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Its at 26:55 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 18:57:34 No.74105458 K EX EN sg-joerogan-tucker-1200-x-628-1200x630-1.jpg 69 KB JPG >haven't listened to Joe Rogan in years >decide for the first time in awhile to give a listen to the new one >Rogan literally brings up chimps within the first 30 minutes and says verbatim >"Yeah, they'll tear you apart" What the f--- dude, does this guy really only talk about chimps 24/7?

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Anon has a neuron activation, pattern recognition | /r/Greentext

File: 1712777850444026.png (197 KB, 528x960) Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 17:31:42 No.674239295 >>67 >>674240229 >>674240510 >>674240595 >>674240621 >>674240692 >>6742 >burned my finger really bad >can't properly click my mouse What are some gaems that I can play with my left hand only? ☐ Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:32:41 No.674239375 ► >>674239295 (OP) amogus Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 17:32:51 No.674239389 AMOGUS ☐ Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:32:56 No.674239397 >>674241940 >>674239295 (OP). sus >> Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:00 No.674239407 sus Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:10 No.674239420 >>674239375 >>674239389 came here to post this Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)17:33:32 No.674239460 Imposter. >>674241940 >>674239506

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Anon is normal and straight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)21:00:44 No.77229163 >be me >be normal and straight >we have gay sex and I completely forget about the nightmare I had

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Emergency plan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PNG | 273.34 KB Monday 2024-04-22 22:20:45 15 minutes ago 77230206 here's my plan >get drunk >cut my wrists >go to ER >they call my parents >parents think I am a retard and stop pestering me to finish my degree or get a job >I get to be a NEET for the rest of my life while my family ignores me because they finally realize I am an embarrassing disappointment do you think it will work? Reply 0 Images 1< REPLY

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Anon despises boomers and the government | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: FvmXd0y2) 05/23/20(Sat) 13:28:18 No.258534577 >>258534849 >>258534923 >>258535107 >>258535207 >>258535362 >>258535382 >>258535541 >>258535583 >>258536410 >>258537399 >>258537629 >>258537878 >>258539310 >>258539388 >>258541003 >>258543211 >>258543570 File: 3546347547373.jpg (116 KB, 555x719) >Wrench >>258532602 (OP) # I wanna start a company where I install septic tanks in trailer parks. The equipment I need. >Shovel >Prefabbed septic tanks What the government says I need. >Yearly training courses that cover everything from septic systems to water heaters. 4 days a year. >Forming and registering an LLC for taxes, must have a physical address separate from your home for the company. >Business license in county, meets once a year has your main competition (large septic tank installer) on the board. >1 million dollars in liability insurance >$200,000 in bonded money for liability >Environmental compliance training, requires 2 year AA degree to enroll at the college for 2 semester course. >Business health insurance and unemployment for just yourself (12k a year) in addition to your personal health insurance. >Certification in small machinery operation, another yearly training course, because insurance would cost 24k a year if you just used a shovel (worried about back injuries). >Small backhoe for digging a hole. >Insurance for the backhoe > Truck to transport backhoe and class B license, insurance for truck and yearly courses on operating the truck >Permits for every installation >Inspections for every installation before you finish, turns a 1 day job in a 3 day commitment. What boomers needed >Shovel >Wrench >Prefabbed septic tanks

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So don't you hold me, if you don't wanna know me. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PNG | 342.93 KB Monday 2024-04-22 20:33:25 2 hours ago 77228868 >Talking with female coworker >She keeps asking me about my opinion on bodycount >Tell her that a high one is disgusting to me >Wants to know how much exactly is too much for me eventhough Im saying that I dont have an exact number for that >Just say 10 because she wont stop asking >Gives me a shocked look as if I just killed someone or something Clown society 8 Replies 1 Image 4< REPLY

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Anon gets a visit from his cousin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 620 KB JPG 04/22/24(Mon)13:44:27 No.917284479 >8 y/o cousin is staying over >she walks into my room late at night >"I can't sleep... can you play with me?" >"let's keep this a secret, mom doesn't want you up this late" >turns on my switch >fires up Mario Kart 8 and lets her knock herself out >she passes out a half hour later >gently pick her up and carries her back to her room, tucking her in and gently closing the door behind me >always been the "cool cousin" and this trip solidified it, now she's begging her parents for a Switch >end of story Now tell me, what were you sick f---- expecting to happen? Anonymous cool story bro Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon) 13:50:24 No.917284719 04/22/24(Mon) 13:56:36 No.917284974 when i was like 5, i would ask my tween female cousin to show me her vadina lol

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