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: Anonymous 06/24/23(Sat) 19:24:53 No.641867082 A fatal-frame-bikini.jpg >japanese "horror" Anonymous Anonymous 144 KB JPG 06/24/23(Sat)19:25:57 No.641867185 06/24/23(Sat) 19:26:12 No.641867207 they know that sexy women are what scares americans the most

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous 20 KB JPG >look at pc 10/17/20(Sat)15:37:32 No.838054717 >be me at 15 >share pc with family >dad screams at me >beats me up because I "installed a virus on the pc" >the neighbors call the police because they saw me getting his s--- kicked out >it's the windows 10 update

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: Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)08:24:39 No.917203625 SH'S My Style IMG_8290.jpg 25 KB JPG >wife asked me to subscribe to hulu so she could watch TV show >told her we don't have the money for that >she takes my phone while I'm asleep >found secret bank account >saw I had spent $150 last month on only fans >left note saying she was going to her mom's with the kids this is my dinner, how has your weekend bean?

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Anonymous 145 KB PNG 04/15/24(Mon) 12:13:01 No.37703847 Benadryl is the secret to seeing the outer-world. >200mg to start seeing ghosts >250mg to start seeing reality for what it is >300mg to start having full conversations with the entities that control us >350mg to start going on adventures with the entities >400mg+ to open your mind and understand reality fully After doing this for a week for nearly a month, I can see through the simulation and have started to see reality creep in. The outer-world speaks to me when I'm sober more than ever. I'm going to continue to find the truth. Why haven't you taken the pink pill, anon?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 04/21/24(Sun)17:14:00 No.77219070 315 KB PNG >Yes, we can walk through walls. They're called doors.

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its all s---- and giggles until Your kitty hass a stillbirth SOULSPENT

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Anon goes on a trip with his boss | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)15:45:22 No.917222981 >you're on a work trip >your boss booked your room for you >he told you he booked you an extra treat >walk into hotel room >see this wat do??

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: Anonymous >WW2 01/23/24(Tue)15:42:58 No.60744138 >Grandpa sent out on patrol through some dense forest with a couple of other guys >They're not paying attention, so they somehow stumble into a German patrol doing the exact same thing >Both groups almost at point-blank range >Everyone freezes >it's a Mexican standoff >Totally silent >Suddenly, one of the Germans farts >Really, really loudly >It echoes through the forest >Both sides start laughing uncontrollably >Wave each other off, go in opposite directions That K---- brap is why I'm here today >>60744927 # >>60745942 # >>60746234 #

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Anonymous 252 KB JPG 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

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File: r6u646u6.jpg (34 KB, 500x500) Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)15:21:10 No.100118407 >>100118496 >>100118554 >>100118604 2004 >want better sound for TV >buy sound system >plug in power >plug in aux >done 2024 >want better sound for TV >buy sound system >plug in power and aux >nothing works >read manual >"you need to download this app to make it work" >negative 0.5 star rated app owned by the CCP >download >app won't start unless I give it access to my data, my microphone, camera and Bluetooth access to my grandpa's pacemaker >approve >app needs to update >continue reading manual 44 minutes later when update is done >the app now requires me to install a second app >download it and agree to only wear Pepsi merch for remainder of the year as part of user agreement >"You need to update the sound system" >"Please do not unplug sound system or turn off any other electrical appliance while update happens, warn your neighbours to do the same" >2 hours later update is done >continue reading manual >"Make sure the display shows that sound system is ready to pair with the subwoofer" >the entire display is just a singular point of light >"the light should now flash to the beat of the Uzbekistani national anthem..." >"...system is ready to pair when the Uzbeki government is overthrown and the light flashes to the new anthem" >finally press button on remote when ready >a bloop is heard and the light is no longer flashing >"Good job. Now onto step 2" >Cut out my own liver and mail it to Harrison Ford as part of the ritual >...

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: Anonymous 04/21/24(Sun)14:43:13 No. 198459664 THE WORLD DESERVES A BETTER ENDING Fallout prime APRIL 11 New Series images (81).jpg 59 KB JPG >200 years since bomb dropped >no agriculture, despite trees and animals everywhere >no one has repaired their houses >what few houses remain standing are still full of rubble and corpses It can't possible take 200 years to take some rubble out of your house and rebuild a roof.

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Anonymous (ID: UGpmfMX6) 35 KB JPG 04/16/24(Tue)03:15:26 No.465144924 >be me >walking dogs >waiting for them to poop >girl walks past >20s, yoga mat, Starbucks >"hey cute doggies" >finishing email on my phone >I give her a quick glance and smile >"hi, how's going" I say politely >look back at my phone >she walks away >half way down the block calls over her shoulder aggressively >"I was saying hi to the DOGGIES!" what are the politically implications of this? Anonymous (ID: +U9rUsLH) 04/16/24(Tue)03:17:10 No.465145074 they see you as beneath them in looks I guess. should bark at them that would be just as logical

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