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Spacial-K 03/25/24(Mon)08:43:13 No.10945361 >>10945884>>10947976 >>10945183 With a bit of tweaking, they can be. >behold >supreme galactic empress decides to take a day off work to reconnect with the commoners as she has felt distant lately >she can take a day off whenever she wants >because f--- you she's the m------------ galactic empress >teleports to farmworld #419 where the first thing she sees is a dirt farmer working the crops >farmboy (and others who see) s---- himself upon seeing an utterly enormous figure suddenly teleport out of nowhere >its the m------------ galactic empress and she is smiling eagerly at him >empress has a naturally stern resting face so it is hard to tell if she is actually happy >"GREETINGS YOUNG LABOURER. I AM THE GALACTIC SPACE EMPRESS AND I AM HERE TO RECONNECT WITH MY PEOPLE. WILL YOU TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OF FARMING?" >years of indoctrination and servitude kick in and farmboy just nods his head. >"EXCELLENT! WE SHALL BEGIN IMMEDIATELY." >empress picks him up and holds him next to her chest, thinking that it would be easier to simply carry him and have him instruct her up close. >farmboy is screaming internally as he clings to her dress and stares at her beautiful face >the f------ galactic empress is here >and she's speaking to him and carrying him and wants to farm >how does one teach a giant space empress how to farm? I might continue this. I guess my point is there needs to be more emphasis on the giantess' capacity to CARE about those beneath her.

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